brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026my immediate reaction was, you change this dude’s shirt and cap to Phillies gear and this is a guy being interviewed by Action News after a game at CBP saying “I seen it comin’ and I was like ‘whoa’” 081
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026wow so it turns out that the Orioles laid off the Oriole Bird because they’re debuting a brand new mascot (pictured), pretty cool 100
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Yankees and Braves eliminated on the same day, it’s another great moment to be a hater 020
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I saw there was some hubbub during some Senate testimony last week and just now catching up on it and what the hell 120
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026it is #RockOnTuesday so you know what that means: we need to rock on for the…UNsmoess times 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026it’s New Era, which means it’s an exact replica of the cowboy hats worn on-field by the players 030
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026sorry everyone, the pic in the original post isn’t real, here’s the real one 100
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026as you’re enjoying the MLB playoffs keep in mind that this is what baseballs look like close up all those dingers and 104 mph pitches don’t seem so cool now, do they 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026you love it, huh? you use it artistically, do you? you don’t care that it’s controversial because you’re above it all? cool, tell it to that podcast from the toilet, Kelly 111
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026fyi: those eminem lyrics everyone’s dunking on are fake, these are the real ones and they’re pretty good, imo 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026if there is any pitcher in MLB who can shake off something like that, it’s Zack Wheeler having written that 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I shared some pics earlier today that were about who would be pitching for the Phillies tonight which turned out to be incorrect but I believe this is the accurate information, my bad, sorry for the confusion 100
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026oh shit oh fuck I just got this pic in a dm, what do I do 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026welp, it is once again almost time to watch my favorite baseball team play baseball 020
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026(preemptively stating this is not supposed to be a political statement about how Trump is a puppet, nor is it supposed to be “hardeeharr derdurp Dunham has his hand up Trump’s ass” gay panic shit; I just thought Trump’s legs in that vid looked like dangly ventriloquist dummy legs, is all) 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026eagle eyed readers will know that the post above is a very bad parody of one of the all time best tweets 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it is #RockOnTuesday and Phillies wild card gameday so I am ordering a doubling of the rockin’ on today, get up outta your seat and move it, the rock isn’t gonna on itself 100
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“I hope the birds wake up in the 2nd half” the birds in the 2nd half: 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026McAfee and Kelce pregame all “hey, these football players are some big dudes” 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026credit where it’s due, top notch casting in Taylor Swift’s new music video 010
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026for the record, I am fine, there was never a doubt in my mind, ring the red october high hopes bell or whatever, let’s go I AM FINE 010
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the FIGHTINS I take back every snide comment I made about them the past couple of weeks* *I reserve the right to untake everything back depending on how things go Tuesday through Thursday 100
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026looking forward to spending a few hours watching my favorite baseball team play baseball 100
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026classy move by the Tigers to honor Justin Verlander’s pregnancy 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026reviewing the Phillies’ increasingly convoluted clinching scenarios earlier today/checking the box score of the game so far tonight 000