brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 1hkeep in mind that I do not have naturally full/thick facial hair when I go unshaven so the butt chin crack goatee will be very small and very creepy, if that sways your vote at all 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 1hI shaved earlier this evening and noticed after the fact that I forgot to shave in the crack of my butt chin so do I go back and shave it or do I start growing the world’s smallest and creepiest goatee, sound off in the comments! 100
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 4hit’s New Era, which means it’s an exact replica of the cowboy hats worn on-field by the players 020
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 6h“Are we gonna be really into Roblox? Maybe that’ll be our thing? I don’t know, I’m not even really sure what a Roblox is. I’m asking you guys.” 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 12hMonday, rise and grind, time to get that bread* *work all day to make enough money to buy one (1) loaf of bread 111
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026til they edit his body out in those Liberty Mutual ads 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026sorry everyone, the pic in the original post isn’t real, here’s the real one 100
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026as you’re enjoying the MLB playoffs keep in mind that this is what baseballs look like close up all those dingers and 104 mph pitches don’t seem so cool now, do they 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026once again: go birdsyoutu.beJohn AshcroftYouTube video by pdx 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Shop-Town Chocolatey Flavored Candy Bar Adjacent Food Product™️ ass uniforms 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Padres away uniforms are hideous, looks like the wrapper on a store brand chocolate bar 100
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“I use the plagiarism machine, but artistically” are you listening to yourself, Kelly 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026also, who’s “everybody else,” Kelly? makes me wonder if she’s surrounded by dipshits and she’s telling on herself about it 100
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026this is someone who presumably has the money and the connections and the status to work with just about any human musician or artist she wants and has actual talent and has recorded non ai bangers it is just super loser behavior for someone with this much privilege to stoop to this 100
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026you love it, huh? you use it artistically, do you? you don’t care that it’s controversial because you’re above it all? cool, tell it to that podcast from the toilet, Kelly 111
Reposted by brainplanbrainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 03/10/2025today is the day you can post this! 001
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Quaker eventually had to release a video statement saying “it’s printed both ways on the same shaker” showing that the printing of Cinnamon was, in fact, oriented one way on one side of the shaker & the other way on the opposite side of the shaker & then we all felt v stupid for fighting about it 010
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I remember when this ad was popular, me and my family and friends were very “Cinnamon printed vertically bottom up on the shaker” people and we HATED the “top down” people, many physical altercations and broken relationships over it 120
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026and I’m writing all of this as a super white white guy so if my immediate response to it is a yikes then it’s a YIKES, know what I mean 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026anyway, hearing that relic again immediately made me think of how Atlanta (the Donald Glover starring tv show, not the city) did a very funny parody of the “white people doing twee ironic covers of hip hop songs” phenomenon 100
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026white people doing ironic “edgy” white people versions of hip hop songs should’ve been something we fully got rid of in Woke I probably need to put that near the top of the list for Woke II, not that it’s the most pressing matter but just because we should’ve taken care of it already 100
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026was in the car earlier listening to an all 90s music show and they played Dynamite Hack’s cover of Boyz-n-the-Hood and it was the radio edit since it’s a public airwaves station but even so oof, that’s one that oughta stay in the 90s 110
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026is this in response to some rando who I don’t follow/doesn’t follow me replying to me with “Mattingly deserved to be fired, he sucks” and when I looked at this person’s profile it was a lot of resist lib “there’s a dang cheeto in the white house” bs and ai slop so I blocked them? maybe 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026fyi, the op here was a very dumb joke about how Don Mattingly will be a relief pitcher for the Phillies next year, I do not care about and will not be participating in any Mattingly discourse in response to this, thank you 100
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026fyi: those eminem lyrics everyone’s dunking on are fake, these are the real ones and they’re pretty good, imo 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026now that’s a hairstyle, we used to be a proper country, etc. 020
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026this is vile; “the adversity he’s been through” as if he beat cancer or something 110
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026this is why I hated it so much in years past when Phils fans started doing it to mock the Braves “racist, but as a goof” is still racist 010
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026if there is any pitcher in MLB who can shake off something like that, it’s Zack Wheeler having written that 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Alec Bohm saw the above post and thought it was secret code for “run like the slowest slowass who ever slowassed, like you are desperately trying to hold in some catastrophic diarrhea on your way to first” 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026ANYway, 3 runs is not insurmountable and I think I might be done venting possibly, maybe 100
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Jalen Hurts is going to be doing the football version of a one man band 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026man, this baseball game is depressing so far, anyway let’s take a big sip of water and check the birds’ injury report 100
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026just not even close to good enough when he absolutely had to be great the 12-1 loss to the Rays Nola all over again 000
brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Michael Harris II has been a menace to the Phillies for a while now and that includes somehow golfing that pitch out of the park but the stupid ass walks before that made that HR especially a killer I mean Jesus CHRIST 010