Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If you ever happen to find yourself with an excess of a will to live, try applying for jobs! 010
Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026P!nk and Ed Sheeran may be crappy people but at least their music sucks shit 010
Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Wow. I can’t believe it’s been 25 years since I lost my virginity. 002
Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Picturing Sean Penn on the set of I Am Sam, rubbing his temples, getting into character 010
Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Whipping out my sweaty bag of body butter at the potluck 000
Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Pretty ironic that MAHA rose to prominence on the backs of your dumbest coworkers who say shit like “they poisoned all the food bro” and now all the food is poison 000
Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026On my morning walk saluting the halal guys as they tow their carts to work 🫡 000
Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026How old do I need to be to start calling dudes “son” 000
Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Don’t you understand? That’s why Israel has to nuke the UK 000
Reposted by Brad PearsonJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Being There (Hal Ashby, 1979) 623227
Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026One of my favorite things in the world is when firemen go grocery shopping together 000
Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Do oil traders have actual brains or do they just respond to external stimuli like plants 020
Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Psyched to see the historically accurate cyclops 010
Reposted by Brad PearsonMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 16/07/2026BREAKING: Senator Mitch McConnell arrives at the U.S. Capitol for key Senate vote. 1631643
Reposted by Brad PearsonRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/03/2026The Amazing World of Tomorrow 48109252707
Reposted by Brad Pearsonassbutt @nasboat.org · 13/07/2026me reading the news yesterday morning vs me reading the news this morning 81899249
Reposted by Brad PearsonJared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I’m just glad Graham lived long enough to get the war with Iran he’d always lusted after and then had to watch the US get its shit stomped in. 744954
Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Feeling great so far on my new diet of berries and lettuce 000
Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I’m gonna blow my head off with the Keir Starmer .357 000
Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Why is it when I’ve found the perfect hiding spot I immediately have to pee 010
Reposted by Brad PearsonBen Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026mcconnell returning after weeks with a gigantic BBL 151048180
Reposted by Brad PearsonJordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 05/07/2026Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News 29581731505
Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Nature has the chance to do the funniest thing ever 000
Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Sorry I shook your hand so hard I ate too much Cinnamon Life this morning 000
Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I’m just gonna keep posting into the void because I think it’s funny 000
Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026They should invent a concert that’s less than $100 000
Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Sitting by Dottie looking at pictures of Dottie 000
Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Might have been 5 years ago when this was even remotely relevant you fucking idiot you asshole fuck you 000
Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Born to be a silly goose forced to be incandescent with rage 000
Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I have this mental illness where I still want to be relevant on the internet 000
Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Who is Lowe and how’d they get their hands on all those hardware stores 000
Reposted by Brad PearsonOwen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 25/06/2026Me too actually. Give the money to me. 311016
Brad Pearson @bradicalpearson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Alls I gotta do is get Mamdani to endorse me then my troubles are over 010
