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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 23/09/2026

This is exactly like the time they cancelled my life insurance because they said I wasn't dying often enough.

Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 21/09/2026

I can't wait until the settlement checks start rolling in from every streamer that forces pre-roll ads in their "ad free" subscription tiers.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 19/09/2026

Look, Bigfoot's OnlyFans is a ripoff and everyone needs to know!

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 14/09/2026

Remember at peak crypto advocates would say you don't have to worry about the environmental impact because they were all going to switch to proof of stake instead of using GPUs, and I would point out the people who bought millions of GPUs would just find another scam using them? I feel so vindicated

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 02/09/2026

The second Gundam Hathaway movie finally came out on Netflix last weekend. I have to say it’s very funny that Hathaway’s defining characteristic is basically always being sooo horny it’s really effecting his work performance.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 30/08/2026

Why do I suspect the biggest DLSS5 supporters are also the biggest "make-up is false advertising" dillweeds?

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 29/08/2026

Trump has literally done more damage to DC than the Red Hulk does while rampaging in the last Captain America movie.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 25/08/2026

You spend the first 30 hours of FFVII: Revelation using the Mako vacuum. It would be shorter, but they make you play as Cait Sith so everything takes three times as long as it should..

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 20/08/2026

Let me guess: they want people to have heard of them.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 19/08/2026

This is what happens when you ask Grok for a plan to make your data centers safe from Molotov coctails.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 05/08/2026

AI techbros are like "we've invented the synthetic butthole. It mashes up food and shits 24 hrs a day. A normal employee only shits once a day! We're building hyperscaler defecation centers in every city and bought all the food production futures. The entire global economy now runs on fake shit."

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 05/08/2026

"Do not cite the Deep Recipe to me, I was there when it was seasoned!" --Morton Salt Girl.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 31/07/2026

Counterpoint: Trump is not capable or introspection OR friendship. His eulogy will simply be an offensive, incoherent rally for himself just like every other time he speaks on a stage.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 17/07/2026

I had forgotten Shang-Chi ends with a giant fight between two dragons.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 12/07/2026

I hear Lindsay Graham died because he was checking on Mitch McConnell and climbed too far into the cremation chamber while it was active.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 12/07/2026

Starting a class action lawsuit because Marvel still owes us another Eternals movie.

Final screen from Eternals movie. Text on black reads: "ETERNALS will return..."

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 12/07/2026

He's the special kind of dead where you stop breathing, your heart doesn't beat, but you get to keep your Senate seat in Republican hands.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 05/07/2026

It's pretty funny that Doctor Strange's superhero origin story is that he was texting while driving.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 05/07/2026

The last Captain America movie has the President turn into a Red Hulk, go on a rampage across DC, and he still does way less damage to the White House and Capitol Mall than Trump has just being himself.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 16/06/2026

When you need to get a refund or something from Amazon now the first robot you deal with will check the form you filled out, decide it's above their pay grade and send you to a supervisor, who is now also a robot. And somehow this robot gets paid more than the human it replaced ever did.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 16/06/2026

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 15/06/2026

This is like removing a healthy lung in an attempt to save a necrotic foot. Microsoft has an extremely successful publishing business chained to disastrously unsuccessful hardware platform business. You could fix Xbox by simply realizing you need to stop making Xboxes.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 14/06/2026

Did the release of The Office on DVD cause a decline in birth rates over the last two decades? An AI generated paper my editor found in his spam folder explores the phenomenon.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 12/06/2026

I just think it's interesting that the same day the owner of X becomes a trillionaire, Microsoft starts looking for a person to buy Xbox.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 12/06/2026

I know my plan to execute all billionaires is controversial. I'm willing to start slow with a pilot program where we execute trillionaires, seize their wealth for the common good, and you will be able to see the benefits to this policy.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 10/06/2026

Do they come in component?

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 09/06/2026

The kind of thing an arsonist says after burning down a few ophanages.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 07/06/2026

Imagine being handed the keys to a 120 billion dollar game publishing business and the only idea you have is to destroy half its value to mollycoddle about 200 of the stupidest assholes on twitter.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 06/06/2026

The only Sepiroth voice performance I care about is the person singing, "Sephiroth!" in One Winged Angel.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 04/06/2026

Watching the God of War: Laufey thread on resetera eat itself alive because so many had bullet lists prepared of things to complain about, none of which are accurate to what was shown, so half is people going "boss baby vibes MCU" and the other half are going "wtf are you talking about?!?".

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 03/06/2026

I like how Marvel's Wolverine for PS5 is an entire game based on that moment in X2 when Hugh Jackman impaled that guy against the fridge.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 27/05/2026

Every once in a while I think, "I should play a Dragon Quest game." And then I look at the characters and make that noise Sideshow Bob makes after stepping on a rake.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 25/05/2026

When Trump was floating the idea of selling Gold Citizenship cards for millions all I could think was: "that would be a lot of money to spend on something some racist cop will just tear up in front of you because you are not white."

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 24/05/2026

Sometime I think about how weird it is that Days Gone sold almost as much as the best selling Halo game ever, but that wasn't enough for Sony to pursue a sequel, while Microsoft is deathly afraid to stop making Halo games.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 21/05/2026

@robzacny.bsky.social Apropos of nothing, there is a physical mute button on the DualSense controller. It's the little white line below the PS button. It lights up orange when it is muting the mic in the controller.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 21/05/2026

I'd be very concerned about the mental health of any teenage girls forced to interact with RFK Jr, as well.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 20/05/2026

So THAT's how Colin Moriarty's Playstation account got stollen!

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 15/05/2026

Fighter, Black Belt, Thief, Red Mage, White Mage, Black Mage.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 14/05/2026

The new Punisher TV special appears to be set in the version of New York that only exists in the mind of MAGA dipshits terrified of cities.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 14/05/2026

DLSS5 stopped working.

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Something Classic @somethingclassic.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Quartet is now out on Switch (NA/SA region) today! #QuartetRPG #pixelart

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 06/05/2026

Feels like a pointless gesture to cancel "console copilot" when the next Xbox, if it even reaches market, is supposedly just going to be a PC running full windows, which will definitely still have copilot. Just a cynical bit of wordplay to generate unearned good will.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 29/04/2026

GenAI: by malignant narcissists, for malignant narcissists.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 27/04/2026

I've mad it to the Law and Order revival seasons in my big rewatch. I'm starting to think the show came back turbo-evil. They constantly do thing like, "Me Too was so important, we have to believe survivors. Also this lady is super-lying about being raped cause she's so evil."

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 26/04/2026

I can also confirm as an adult there is effectively no upper limit on the number of ramen packs you can cook for yourself at one time.

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