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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 02/10/2026

Yeah, it's kinda crazy Disney didn't understand how important the "wait 25-30 years" part was to the success of the other live action remakes.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 02/10/2026

Ten men demanding Palmer explain why they can't feel the girl when using VR porn.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 30/09/2026

I guess that's why they play the numbers and hope to find enough unethical dupes like Jez Corden to carry their water. It's just a strange thing to admit your malfeasance so publicly.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 28/09/2026

Luke has a secret lovechild!

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 26/09/2026

Creed. With Arms Wide Open.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 25/09/2026

A franchise even the original creators got so bored of making they bought themselves free of the burden of having to continue, and that was 19 years ago.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 24/09/2026

Link your FanDuel account to Xbox for an extra 10% of playtime when you lose more than $500 on a bet!

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 24/09/2026

I don't think they'll know.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 23/09/2026

"We need the UN to bail out our Ponzi scheme" is a real head scratcher of an exit strategy.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 23/09/2026

This is exactly like the time they cancelled my life insurance because they said I wasn't dying often enough.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 21/09/2026

Living in Oregon, attacking Tillamook cheese is like going after pizza in New York.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 21/09/2026

Are you sure she'll fit in it?

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 21/09/2026

I can't wait until the settlement checks start rolling in from every streamer that forces pre-roll ads in their "ad free" subscription tiers.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 21/09/2026

You've eaten pegasus? Where?

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 19/09/2026

Look, Bigfoot's OnlyFans is a ripoff and everyone needs to know!

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 17/09/2026

Sounds like a huge profit opportunity to me.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 15/09/2026

I've enjoyed your work going back to Jumping the Shark! Best wishes!

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 15/09/2026

I like to improve MY profitability by simply multiplying it by arbitrary numbers.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 15/09/2026

Yeah, I'm having a great time! Ended up playing until quarter to three in the morning.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 14/09/2026

Remember at peak crypto advocates would say you don't have to worry about the environmental impact because they were all going to switch to proof of stake instead of using GPUs, and I would point out the people who bought millions of GPUs would just find another scam using them? I feel so vindicated

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 12/09/2026

I think the map provider for Doordash got an AI slop update recently because suddenly two weeks ago every driver is getting misdirected to a driveway on a different street that goes sort of near my backyard. Had to update my delivery instructions with "make sure you are on my street".

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 10/09/2026

Wait until they discover "sheikh" is a masculine honoriffic.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 10/09/2026

Gray goo apocalypse but it's just a single horse covering the entire planet.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 10/09/2026

Yeah, even he looked dumb in the Deadpool movie when they added the cowl.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 10/09/2026

Looks worse then your average "made for the trophy" Dreams level.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 10/09/2026

I think it's like trying to peer through a straw.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 07/09/2026

Now you know how my thanksgiving stuffing recipe begins!

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 03/09/2026

It gets your knees broken by a mobbed up CS:Go gambler.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 03/09/2026

The Peter F Hamilton Exodus books are a fun look at this.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 02/09/2026

Iconic brand for things that flutter into your passener-side footwell when you open your car windows a crack on the freeway at the worst possible moment.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 02/09/2026

You'd think there's be some kinda invention that lets you feed a baby without any tits around by now!

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 02/09/2026

The second Gundam Hathaway movie finally came out on Netflix last weekend. I have to say it’s very funny that Hathaway’s defining characteristic is basically always being sooo horny it’s really effecting his work performance.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 01/09/2026

Is he trying to come out as muslim?

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 01/09/2026

Do you understand that the money they pay you has to come from somewhere?

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 01/09/2026

Hell, some talented programmers and cheap drones are all it takes to cripple the US military. My money's on these ladies over Hegseth every time.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 01/09/2026

Do you not know how jobs work?

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 01/09/2026

Given the news today that most of the studio was furloughed due to a payroll shortfall a few weeks before launch, it's not surprising it came in hot. A little UE5 jank and pop-in ain't so bad given circumstances.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 01/09/2026

Yeah, devs love it when you refuse to buy their game so their temporary furlough becomes permanent unemployment.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 30/08/2026

Why do I suspect the biggest DLSS5 supporters are also the biggest "make-up is false advertising" dillweeds?

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 29/08/2026

Dwarf Fortress is a million times more likely to accidentally produce Roko's Basilisk than any llm.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 29/08/2026

Trump has literally done more damage to DC than the Red Hulk does while rampaging in the last Captain America movie.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 28/08/2026

It's weird, right? I can't understand what he is saying! I had the same problem with Jimmy Tatro in that new Will Farrell show, The Hawk.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 28/08/2026

It runs like a dream on my computer, but I'm running linux. Not sure what is causing issues for other people. I just have a ryzen 9600x and radeon 9070 with 16GB of RAM so I'm not brute forcing it. Like I see people saying shader compilation took almost an hour. It finished in like 30s for me.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 27/08/2026

At least I can usually understand Kelcie. Jason's doing that weird muscle-bro mumble thing where you can barely tell what they're saying.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 27/08/2026

It's why I've been saying the console makers should wait for the AI bubble to pop before trying to launch next gen platforms. Being on the cutting edge has never been less important. Launching at $1400 in 2027 has basically no advantage over launching the same exact hardware in 2030 for sub $600.

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