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Brad Grenz

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He/Him. Dude in Oregon. Got some cats and sisters and deer in the backyard.

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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 12/07/2026
Starting a class action lawsuit because Marvel still owes us another Eternals movie.
Final screen from Eternals movie. Text on black reads: "ETERNALS will return..."
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 28/05/2026
Important News!
Email notification from Fandango informing me that my digital copy of Speed Racer has been upgraded to 4K!
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 25/04/2026
"In, I am."
Old man Yoda crouching in a pose like Solid Snake, holding a device to his mouth like a walkie-talkie.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 10/03/2026
The GTA5 sku situation is a bit of a mess, though:
Screenshot of GTA5 editions on PS Store with prices ranging from 39.99 to 9.99.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 26/02/2026
AI or Santa Claus?
AI singularity chart projections replaced with possibility of Santa existing and bringing presents, or coal.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 15/02/2026
Fixed it.
Layers of Fear 3 teaser image with last word of the tagline "Some things never leave the walls. They only learn to wait." crossed out and replaced with "wave".
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 01/02/2026
I just said they made an attempt to improve the art in question. Here's the evolution of the art they reference:
Comparison of image from Front Mission 3 depicting man giving speech. Original versus AI gen version from previews.Final version of image in finished game that has been redrawn to look more natural and true to the art.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 04/01/2026
The worst thing about the last season is Stranger Things is how stupid they make my boy Will look in the key image all over the app. They did him dirty!
From left to right: Mike, Eleven, and Will, but the red background and the lighting on Will's bowl haircut makes the sides of his head blend away making him look awful.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 27/12/2025
One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is living off the huge batch of spicy chex mix we make in my family for like a week.
pasta bowl full of chex mix featuring pretzels, cheez-its, cherios and three kinds of chex squares.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 23/12/2025
Watching Law & Order on the CRT while I dive back into Clair Obscur.
Photo of my view with an LCD playing the game on one side and a CRT with Chris Noth and Paul Sorvino on the other.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 03/12/2025
I do not need AI on my grocery store website.
Giant ad unit on Safeway's site announcing AI assistant you can chat with.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 27/11/2025
No turkey this year because it's a small group here, but we still killed it.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 25/11/2025
This is my crowd-pleasing stuffing recipe, if you want to be a hero at your holiday gathering.
Brad’s Stuffing

Ingredients:

    • 1 loaf french bread
    • olive oil
    • salt 
    • pepper
    • 1 lb maple breakfast sausage
    • 1 onion, diced
    • 3 celery stalks, sliced
    • 1 stick butter
    • 1-2 TBsp dried sage
    • 1 TBsp dried parsley
    • ~2-4 cups chicken stock

Directions:

Croutons:
Cut the fresh bread into cubes and toss in a large bowl with a drizzle of olive oil, a pinch of salt and some fresh ground pepper. 

Spread it out on a sheet pan and bake at 375 in the oven for 5-10 minutes to brown. Stir once to brown both sides. 

Usually I do this the night before, let the croutons cool and put them in ziplock bags for the next day.

Flavor Bomb:
Brown and crumble sausage in a large frying pan. Once cooked through remove to a paper towel-lined plate with a slotted spoon. 

Add stick of butter to pan and melt. Add chopped onions and celery along with salt and pepper. Sweat the vegetables over medium heat until soft and translucent. Mix in the dried herbs and add back the crumbled sausage. 

Can also be done the night before. Just stick it in Tupperware in the fridge and microwave it the next day.

Final Assembly:
In large bowl stir croutons together with meat and vegetable mixture until well distributed. Stir in chicken stock gradually until mixture is gooshy, but not soupy. Press stuffing evenly into greased 13x9 pan and bake at 350 degrees for 40 minutes.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 25/11/2025
I decided to actually write down some of my signature recipes ahead of Thanksgiving this year. This is my perfected version of Mac & Cheese:
Brad’s Perfect Mac & Cheese

Ingredients:
    • 16oz Pasta (penne, macaroni or similar)
    • 1 Onion
    • 2-3 Cloves Garlic
    • 3-4 Banana Peppers (or equivalent amount of deli pepper rings)
    • 4 tablespoons butter
    • 4 tablespoons All Purpose Flour
    • 4 cups Milk
    • 2 teaspoons Paprika
    • 2 tablespoons Sweet Hot Mustard
    • 1-2 tablespoons Sriracha Hot Sauce
    • 8 oz Sharp Cheddar
    • 8 oz Smoked Gouda
    • 4 oz Fontina
    • 2 oz Parmigiana
    • 2 oz American Cheese
    • 1 cup Bread Crumbs and 2 tablespoons Melted Butter

Directions:
    1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Grease 13x9 pan with cooking spray. Bring pot of salted water to boil. 
    2. Dice onion. Mince garlic. Chop peppers.
    3. Cook pasta according to direction on package. Drain, return to empty pot and set aside.
    4. Melt butter in saucepan on medium heat. Add onions and sweat until translucent. Add garlic and peppers, season with salt and pepper, and saute for another 2 minutes.
    5. Whisk in flour to create a roux. Cook until pale blonde. Turn up heat to medium-high. Slowly add milk while whisking. Stir often until sauce comes to a boil. Reduce heat to low. Season with salt and pepper to taste and add mustard, hot sauce and paprika. Stir in half the cheddar and all other cheeses in small batches until fully melted.
    6. Pour sauce over pasta in large pot and fold together. Transfer to greased 13x9 pan. Sprinkle remaining cheddar evenly over the top. Mix breadcrumbs with melted butter and spread evenly as a topping. 
    7. Bake for 30 minutes.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 24/11/2025
"Mom's spaghetti..."
Pope dropping mad rhymes
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 18/11/2025
My view when watching TV:
Sweet black cat eclipsing the entire frame. One vivid green eye staring accusingly.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 22/10/2025
Trump pooped his pants in the White House so bad they demolished the East Wing to hide the mess.
Photo of the East Wing razed to the ground by large construction machines.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 16/10/2025
Noem sends memo to all DHS personel warning that antifa frogs are training to use sage mode from this individual:
A wizened toad with bushy white eyebrows name Fukasaku. From Naruto.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 05/10/2025
I'm pretty sure I fought these chicks in Final Fantasy IV.
Three ladies drawn by Amano. One tall skinny, one medium medium, one short stout.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 24/09/2025
I know I've seen that hand writing before...
Starbucks cup with "LOSER" written on it.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 25/08/2025
Days Gone is awesome.
Galaxy brain meme:
1. Days Gone is a Ubisoft-style open world game.
2. Days Gone is a Breath of the Wild-style open world game.
3. Days Gone is a Dragon's Dogma open world style game.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 22/08/2025
@robzacny.bsky.social I think this is a sign that you need to stream The Order at @remapradio.bsky.social
A burger king online order where the price reads "$18.86"
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 15/08/2025
I had to switch to activation history to see my actual first purchase.
Screenshot showing my first Steam purchase as Half-life 2 in 2004.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 15/08/2025
This guy can open every door in the house. He likes to stand on my shoulder while I'm on the can.
Tuxedo can with big ears stares directly at the camera.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 27/07/2025
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?
The cover of Radiohead's OK COMPUTER. Ghostly figures and a vague highway on a pure white background.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 03/05/2025
🎵 I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE WE BOTH DIE 🎵
Sound of Music nun sings to children outside.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 25/04/2025
In honor of the Days Gone Remaster, here's my favorite gameplay clip I ever saved.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 25/04/2025
Worst day of my life Simpsons meme remade with Homer telling Bart it's only the most corrupt thing SO FAR.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 10/04/2025
Telling my kids this was Kingdom Hearts 4.
A white rabbit guy with a scar over one eye, wearing leather and a chain with a big heart medallion on his neck like a Nomura design.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 05/02/2025
Did the musk goons do this?
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 27/01/2025
if you see this quote with a photo of a bridge from your gallery
A steal bridge in the golden distance spans a deep river canyon. Godrays pour across the entire frame from the hidden sun.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 23/01/2025
The Angels Jesus would send:
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 17/12/2024
I found a pic of the developer board:
A photo of the Voodoo 5 6000 videocard with 4 identical GPUs on a single PCI board.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 06/12/2024
What did they do to my boy Molina's eyebrows? @xbox.com must answer for this erasure!
Screenshot of Alfred Molina from Raiders of the Lost Ark with full, luscious eyebrows.Screenshot of Alfred Molina from Indiana Jones and the Great Circle game with weak, thin, smol eyebrows.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 29/11/2024
My most famous tweet was this video clip of me playing Days Gone on PS4.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 27/11/2024
I was not prepared for how large this @remapradio.bsky.social desk mat was going to be. It's enormous!
Huge teal green Remap Radio desk mat in place, dwarfing the full sized mechanical keyboard and mouse placed atop the relief map design.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 27/11/2024
Everyone always talks about Batou eyes, but in 2030 when the full body prosthetics are available, I'm ordering a model with Borma eyes.
Borma is tall, bald and built, with prosthetic eyes that look like black coins with red circles painted on them.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 18/11/2024
Totino's should sell these in bags that hold more than a single serving.
Bag of 50 pepperoni pizza rolls.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 16/11/2024
Look at this booger-butt constantly using my keyboard as a pillow...
Pretty black kitty named Lucky leaning back to rest her head on a computer keyboard with blue back-lighting.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 16/11/2024
I feel like we aren't talking enough about how the Dragon Quest 3 HD-2D Remake does not actually use the HD-2D art style at all. It actually resembles the Star Ocean Second Story R art style which was not considered HD-2D.
Star Ocean 2 Remake screen shot of pixel art characters in high detail 3D environment of a village outskirt.Dragon Quest 3 HD-2D Remake screenshot of pixel art characters in high detail 3D environment of a throne room.Live A Live Remake screenshot of pixel art characters in pixel art inspired 3D environment.Octopath Traveller screenshot of pixel art characters in pixel art inspired 3D environment.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 02/11/2024
Ballot filled out and ready to go.
Ballot envelope sealed and ready for dropoff.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 28/10/2024
Leftover chicken Tikka Masala from my birthday dinner with family last night. So delicious! My family does the best homemade meals.
Glass bowl filled with rice, Tikka Masala, and a couple pieces of naan.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 27/10/2024
Misha loves his new cat toy.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 18/10/2024
This brat struck again last night...
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 17/09/2024
Tomorrow is my Bluesky Birfday!
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,038,801!
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 14/08/2024
This person has never seen a horror movie:
ResetERA post of user complaining that the Until Dawn remake has changed the lighting so that the sun hasn't fully set yet in the beginning of the game: "but it makes complete sense to arrive when it's really dark out when you're in a horror movie"
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 12/08/2024
Black kitty named Lucky with green eyes laying on my chest, her head blocking my face completely as she looks off to the right with disinterest.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 19/07/2024
Backyard baby deer.
Fawn curled up next to a propane tank right outside our window.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 08/04/2024
It can be done.
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Brad Grenz @bradgrenz.site · 07/02/2024
HHP finally makes the cut!
Evo 2024 lineup graphic edited to replace 3rd Strike with Hungry Hungry Hippoes
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