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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 14/06/2026

Apple fitness needs to add “Plumbing, High Frustration, 3-5 curses per minute” as an exercise activity. Took about 3h, and I’m completely exhausted.

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 10/06/2026

Skiddle Eee Wee Woo…That’s not where the cart goes!

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 10/06/2026

I blame the recent binge viewing of the cartnarc’s videos

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 10/06/2026

I rarely dream, but last night, the orange ass was somehow walking in front of me and he just fell face first…bam…on the ground. Just a suited blob lying motionless. And everyone around just sort of nodded. No screams. No panic. Then he was rag doll folded into a shopping cart and taken away.

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/05/2026

“But that’s really boring!” No shit! Welcome to vulnerability management

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 22/05/2026

I would agree. For many, it seems they need to be taught *how* to think adversarially until it “clicks”. And even then they need to be given sort of mental permission to break the rules. Anyone who grew up side eyeing authority already has that skill 😀

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 14/05/2026

I’m keynoting KCD Texas tomorrow! If you want to come join me in Austin, use code HONK for 50% off the ticket price. See you there!

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KCD Texas 2026 | CNCF

In-person Event - KCD Texas - May 15, 2026, Austin, TX

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Rory McCune @mccune.org.uk · 12/05/2026

Looking forward to attending Le Tour Du Hack on Saturday in Edinburgh. I'll be doing at talk about Kubernetes post-exploitation at 13:40 alongside many other great talks. speak.enusec.org/le-tour-du-h...

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Ghosts in the Cluster - Hiding in Kubernetes for Years Le Tour Du Hack

You've popped a Kubernetes cluster. You've got admin creds. Now the real question is how do you stay? Kubernetes abstracts away enormous complexity across multiple layers, from container runtimes to c...

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 11/05/2026

Freeze Pops. “Purple”

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 24/04/2026

I was going to say the same thing!

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 24/04/2026

Anyone else thought to themselves “It would be easier and faster to hack them to cancel my account and delete my data” than to try to do it all by phone? No? Just me?

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 11/04/2026

Sweet (astronaut) dreams everyone. May your mission be successful and you remember every second of it

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 09/04/2026

Furiously taps top of head every 5s since 2016…

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 04/04/2026

Just strained a thumb muscle opening a jar of salsa. AMA

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 01/04/2026

You’ll know when huge “yes” bets happen on Kalshi 30m before the announcement

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 01/04/2026

I’ll know from the fireworks in my neighborhood

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 23/03/2026

That wave was Morse code for T O R T U R E

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 21/03/2026

IOW, do you like the car and are rightfully upset about the limited run, or do you dislike the car and the limited run is salt in the wound?

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 21/03/2026

Serious question: If you drove < 30 miles a day around town, have a minivan for long car trips, a charger in your garage, and tend to own vehicles for 15+ years, would you buy a 1-2 year old Prologue with 15-20K miles on it? Asking for a me.

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 19/03/2026

When I saw this, the “to write it down” line of your post wasn’t visible and my brain auto completed it with “to update it”. Because as luck would have it, that’s my exact next PR 😂 Updating docs

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Rachel Stephens @rstephens.me · 19/03/2026

I love that @nathenharvey.bsky.social is making sure we all have enough fucks to give

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 19/03/2026

Hope you feel much better very soon

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 17/03/2026

I found the F1TV app for the past few years very rarely had spoilers on the key frame for the video or in the description. They did have a problem of sometimes asking and sometimes not asking to start from the beginning if you tune in mid race, though.

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 16/03/2026

Yep, and the worst part is he’s seething with glee.

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 16/03/2026

Nobody asked “what if you FA forever and don’t bother worrying about the FO?”

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 16/03/2026

An implied understanding is that with FAFO, that you are self aware when you FO. The feedback loop closes. Once again, nobody threat modeled the FA without the FO because that makes no sense. But here we are.

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 16/03/2026

Yep, several suburban real estate offices with 1.5-2h lawns with trimming.

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 16/03/2026

Of course I’d have to hire folks to scale up, but late 90s I was at $50-75/hr and that was undercutting pros by $20 per cut.

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 15/03/2026

I mowed 7 lawns a week and worked at an ice cream shop as a teen. I could have kept mowing lawns and taken it more seriously and been happy enough despite me recently getting tested off the charts for grass and tree allergies 😂

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 15/03/2026

Probably owning/running some kind of landscaping/mowing business

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 09/03/2026

1. Max wattage - my kitchen plugs share a circuit with a few other things 2. Cord length and where it comes out of the unit 3. Outer dimensions!! 4. Slot dimensions!!!! 1 in 10 listings can actually answer “how big a slice can fit in this?” Which is the biggest reason to regret your purchase

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 09/03/2026

Went with a newer model of the Hamilton Beach that we had for 22 years. My feedback to whomever does the product listings for toasters: you need to provide several pieces of info to prospective online buyers:

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 08/03/2026

I just used 40% of my phone battery shopping online for a toaster. AMA

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Bridget Kromhout @bridgetkromhout.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Powerful statement earlier today from @lookitup.baby in support of a pause in evictions for Minneapolis families in this time of crisis. www.youtube.com/live/vpRmCJE...

Ian Coldwater makes a statement before the Minneapolis City Council. They wear a black knit hat and a vintage KubeCon EU 2019 (Barcelona!) t-shirt - a shirt which some of you also probably have in a drawer.

The lower third from this livestream says:
March 03, 2026
Committee of the Whole
Temporary pre-eviction notice extension ordinance
lims.minneapolismn.gov

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 03/03/2026

“…for the media/press…” and it’s so far been effective, unfortunately

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 01/03/2026

My original tweet was worded that way, yes.

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 28/02/2026

Impeach, remove, prosecute. And don’t skip any steps or stop short.

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 23/02/2026

Of course it’s now completely ruined. I had a few hours there.

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Ian Mayor @ianmayor.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

I’ve had some terrible news today. I don’t need anything, but I’d like for anyone reading this to take two bits of advice. If there’s something you want to do, and think you can, try to do it. And tell people you love that you love them, frequently and honestly. You won’t regret either thing

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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

So NJ lawmakers wrote a bill to rein in ICE. And this is what they called it. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/21/n...

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 22/02/2026

Gaudreau’s kids brought into the team pic…who’s cutting onions…holy moly

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 22/02/2026

I need a nap after that one

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 18/02/2026

I’m a Hughes fan of Hughes

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