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Brad Geesaman

@bradgeesaman.com
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Building on and breaking cloud, container, and app sec things. He/Him.

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 28/11/2025
My kids rolled their eyes…
An NFL scoreboard showing the score of 6-7
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 07/11/2025
This was 12 metric tons of spinach before cooking
A small blop of cooked spinach
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 11/09/2025
“I’m at that stage in life where I stay out of discussions. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right—have fun” Keanu Reeves
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 17/08/2025
Hot take: these Aldi cookies are better than Girl Scout Samoas. I said what I said.
A package of delicious Benton’s Caramel Coconut Fudge cookies.  They are identical to Girl Scout Cookies “Samoa’s” but they are at Aldi!
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 30/07/2025
Found a highly effective generic form of Flonase with a better taste! Follow me for more tips on natural medicines* *don’t
A jar of very spicy French basil mustard
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 23/07/2025
Geneva, especially the old town section was a great last day of the trip.
A view from a bridge in the city center that looks out over the lake and has the famous fountain shooting 150ft highHave you ever drank an unbelievable bar of chocolate melted in milk?  It’s almost too good
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 23/07/2025
Some shots from Colmar France in the Alsace region. Towns that heavily inspired Beauty and the Beast.
A town fountain in Eguisheim with intricate stone and sculpture work surrounded by plantsA very old stone Cathedral adjacent to the town square in Kaysersberg Town of Riquewihr.  Food was unrealA stream flows through Kaysersberg
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 23/07/2025
A view from the top of the Schilthorn. 34F at 2970m but we sweated in the sun
The site of a Bond film from the 60s
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 23/07/2025
“The valley of waterfalls” is an apt name for Lauterbrunnen.
A shear rock cliff from below with a waterfall that basically turns to rain by the time it hits the bottomAt the bottom of the valley with shear rock faces on either side and grassy goat pens
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 23/07/2025
A view from our hotel balcony in Mürren. Air temp was 65F in town but snow/glaciers cap the peaks. I tried to make this a left/right monitor wallpaper kinda thing.
Left: a vew of a deep valley with cloud nestled peaksRight: same view but looking right. The train station is in the forefront but 2500m of sheer rock elevation leads up to glaciers near the peaks
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 23/07/2025
Hiking in Mürren. Took a funicular (fancy word for a steep train) up and hiked down about 4 miles through cow pastures. Views like this were common.
Wide angle shot of the mountains from a hiking trail in the Jungfrau valley
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 23/07/2025
10:30pm sunset shot of Lake Geneva taken at the Montreux Jazz Festival after seeing DANA perform live.
Shot of the lake facing west from the shore looking across the lake to a sunset halo behind deep blue water and clouds
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 23/07/2025
Toured the Callier chocolate factory where they were very generous with the free samples, and we actually got to our self identified intake limit of 26 pieces.
An 8 foot chocolate heart sculpture (?) mounted to the wall behind the free samples room
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 23/07/2025
Toured the Gruyère factory which everyone gets a flight of cheese samples.
Gruyère cheese wheels the size of car tires all stacked for aging
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 23/07/2025
Did you know the Swiss make great wines? They do, but you might not know it because they barely export. Here’s another Lake Geneva shot buy from a vineyard while doing a tasting.
A hillside of rows and rows of grape vines sloping down toward a large lake with steep mountains in the distance on the other side of the lake
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 23/07/2025
Switzerland and France, you were simply lovely. Here’s our first of many “wow” moments. A thread:
Wide angle shot of Lake Geneva from the hillside in Blonay. Small homes nestled in trees all the way down toward the water with gorgeous mountains in the backdrop and small puffs of white clouds gracing their peaks.
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 15/06/2025
WaPo out here with this take and an image of a J6 hat…🤮
Image of a Washington Post skeet pushing propaganda support of the sad military parade featuring a prominent image of a person wearing a red hat with “J6” on it
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 23/05/2025
I’d like to have a chat with Frito Lay/Pepsico’s “regional flavor distribution coordinator” and ask them “why aren’t these delicious flavors in the US market?” I just put these on a ham sandwich, and it was all that I hoped for
Small bag of ham flavored Ruffles potato chips/crisps
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 06/04/2025
895!!! #Gr8Chase
Alex Ovechkin scores NHL goal number 895, one more than the previous record holder, the Great One, Wayne Gretzky at 894.
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 06/04/2025
SIgn seen at Harrisburg PA rally
“Super callous racist sexist nazi potus”
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 25/03/2025
Priceless moment. Hoping you have many more
Dad and daughter embrace tightly and Dad kisses daughter on top of her head
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 21/03/2025
The Radio Shack Armatron is a dual joystick controlled robotic arm with a claw pincher. It had two small spheres and cylinders to be picked up and moved around.
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 10/02/2025
*sigh*
Superbowl football player commercial named Brad who has a wild mullet and comically bad at football
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 12/01/2025
Proud moment: The Katherine Johnson Middle School Band played the Star Spangled Banner before tonight’s Washington Wizards game. My 8th grader is the 🎷 on the far right/back row.
Katherine Johnson Middle School Band plays the national anthem before the Washington Wizards vs Oklahoma City Thunder NBA game.  Photo is looking down on center court to a spotlight on a semi circle of 40 middle schoolers playing with the lights down low.  Both teams are lined up on either side at attention.
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 10/01/2025
Big shout out to these MVPs
One DayQuil and one NyQuil bottle, almost fully used
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 07/01/2025
Ok last one I promise
Blake Willson Group
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 07/01/2025
One more…
Venture Global
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 07/01/2025
At least this one did /something/ that isn’t obviously straight outta MS97 clipart
GovCIO logo
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 07/01/2025
Medstar Health logo
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 07/01/2025
“IT Cadre” logo
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 29/12/2024
Close up of peanut butter flavored corn puffs with one side lightly dipped in chocolate
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 29/12/2024
Hiiiiiiighly recommend.
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 23/12/2024
Same color scheme!
Keyboard with red escape and enter keys, grey specials, and light grey keys
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 23/12/2024
No one but my brain: that looks like a velodrome turn!
Cyclist on high banked velodrome turn
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 09/12/2024
Whoa
My iPhone screenshot at 37% battery
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 05/12/2024
I mean…what can I say
July was your
Steampunk Fantasy Classical Crossover
phase
You were really into artists like Lindsey Stirling and Philmon Lee.August was your Chill Beats Progressive
House season
You were all about artists like Martin Garrix, Lane 8, and Something Good.October was your Pink Pilates Princess Strut
Pop moment
You were big on artists like Charli xcx, Sabrina Carpenter, and Ariana Grande.
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 01/12/2024
Got to take a photo on the field with my boys after the #commanders won today. Core memory locked in.
Selfie with me and my two boys on the commanders field after the game
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 27/11/2024
Kids also love playing “what else can we dip in the leftover chocolate?” game. The pringles were too salty, but the graham crackers and the oranges were 👌
Orange slices, graham crackers, pringles all half dipped in the chocolate
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 27/11/2024
Whew. Got this batch coated and ready to be popped into decorative candy boxes. The raspberry and blueberry are a 7/10 according to the taste test squad. Would be 9.9/10 if I increase the intensity of the flavoring. Can do on the next one!
90 pcs of finished opera fudge candy
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 24/11/2024
Rolled them into 3/4” pieces and now they go to the freezer for 3h before coating
100 pieces of 3/4” ball shaped candy ganache in Tupperware trays
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 24/11/2024
Here’s some photos of them finished (from last holidays)
40pcs of coated Opera fudge150 pcs of opera fudge
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 24/11/2024
All four flavors came out great. Did a little kneading before tucking them in for the night in the fridge. Tomorrow, I’ll form them into bite sized pieces, freeze them, and then dip/coat them in dark chocolate.
Vanilla, Peppermint, Blueberry, and Raspberry ganache in Tupperware to refrigerate overnight
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 23/11/2024
I poured the mixture into four separate bowls, each with different flavors. Vanilla and peppermint are old favorites (left). New this year is red raspberry and blueberry (right)
Letting ganache cool in four separate bowls with vanilla, peppermint, raspberry, and blueberry flavoring, respectively
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 23/11/2024
In honor of the 1K mark, here’s me making some homemade buttercream candy ganache. If the batch is good, I’ll roll them into bite sized pieces and coat with dark chocolate. Recipe passed down for three generations now
Butter, Heavy Cream, and Sugar boiling in a pot on a stove to make candy filling
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 13/11/2024
That’s a first.
Pair of pliers with a broken pincher
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 12/11/2024
Show more like this
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 12/11/2024
Sorry not sorry
Big scary McDonald’s clown surrounded by screaming young children
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 08/05/2023
*gulp*
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 30/04/2023
Hey look ma, I made it
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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 29/04/2023
If I get an invite code, it’s going to feel like I found one of these
A golden ticket
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