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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 14/06/2026

Apple fitness needs to add “Plumbing, High Frustration, 3-5 curses per minute” as an exercise activity. Took about 3h, and I’m completely exhausted.

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 10/06/2026

I rarely dream, but last night, the orange ass was somehow walking in front of me and he just fell face first…bam…on the ground. Just a suited blob lying motionless. And everyone around just sort of nodded. No screams. No panic. Then he was rag doll folded into a shopping cart and taken away.

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/05/2026

“But that’s really boring!” No shit! Welcome to vulnerability management

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 14/05/2026

I’m keynoting KCD Texas tomorrow! If you want to come join me in Austin, use code HONK for 50% off the ticket price. See you there!

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KCD Texas 2026 | CNCF

In-person Event - KCD Texas - May 15, 2026, Austin, TX

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Rory McCune @mccune.org.uk · 12/05/2026

Looking forward to attending Le Tour Du Hack on Saturday in Edinburgh. I'll be doing at talk about Kubernetes post-exploitation at 13:40 alongside many other great talks. speak.enusec.org/le-tour-du-h...

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Ghosts in the Cluster - Hiding in Kubernetes for Years Le Tour Du Hack

You've popped a Kubernetes cluster. You've got admin creds. Now the real question is how do you stay? Kubernetes abstracts away enormous complexity across multiple layers, from container runtimes to c...

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 24/04/2026

Anyone else thought to themselves “It would be easier and faster to hack them to cancel my account and delete my data” than to try to do it all by phone? No? Just me?

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 11/04/2026

Sweet (astronaut) dreams everyone. May your mission be successful and you remember every second of it

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 04/04/2026

Just strained a thumb muscle opening a jar of salsa. AMA

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 01/04/2026

You’ll know when huge “yes” bets happen on Kalshi 30m before the announcement

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

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Rachel Stephens @rstephens.me · 19/03/2026

I love that @nathenharvey.bsky.social is making sure we all have enough fucks to give

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 08/03/2026

I just used 40% of my phone battery shopping online for a toaster. AMA

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Bridget Kromhout @bridgetkromhout.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Powerful statement earlier today from @lookitup.baby in support of a pause in evictions for Minneapolis families in this time of crisis. www.youtube.com/live/vpRmCJE...

Ian Coldwater makes a statement before the Minneapolis City Council. They wear a black knit hat and a vintage KubeCon EU 2019 (Barcelona!) t-shirt - a shirt which some of you also probably have in a drawer.

The lower third from this livestream says:
March 03, 2026
Committee of the Whole
Temporary pre-eviction notice extension ordinance
lims.minneapolismn.gov

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 28/02/2026

Impeach, remove, prosecute. And don’t skip any steps or stop short.

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 23/02/2026

Of course it’s now completely ruined. I had a few hours there.

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Ian Mayor @ianmayor.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

I’ve had some terrible news today. I don’t need anything, but I’d like for anyone reading this to take two bits of advice. If there’s something you want to do, and think you can, try to do it. And tell people you love that you love them, frequently and honestly. You won’t regret either thing

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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

So NJ lawmakers wrote a bill to rein in ICE. And this is what they called it. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/21/n...

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 22/02/2026

Gaudreau’s kids brought into the team pic…who’s cutting onions…holy moly

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 18/02/2026

I’m a Hughes fan of Hughes

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 07/02/2026

Watching Slope style with my partner. First run: what on earth are they talking about? Fifth run: oh, that butter corked 1440 Japan style was so smooth Yeah, he’ll be stoked about that

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 07/02/2026

Billion dollar idea: smoke detectors that chirp with low battery during the day

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Rich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 05/02/2026

Ian is a super kind and trustworthy person. If you would like to help some families in Minnesota directly, you could make a donation through them.

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WOFAVA @wofava.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Virginia did NOT start this, but we are going to finish it. We must to TURN OUT AND VOTE YES for our Redistricting Amendment on Tuesday, April 21. #virginia #vote #redistricting

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Visible Cricket 🇨🇦🇮🇪🛶🥾🎿🥌 @visiblecricket.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Cheers and tears for the unexpected Catherine O'Hara tribute at the Westminster Dog Show in NYC. A Doberman Pinscher named Penny, from 🇨🇦 no less!, won Best In Show #CatherineOHara #WestmnsterDogShow #BestInShow www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/cathe...

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Catherine O’Hara's Tribute At The Westminster Dog Show Is Going Viral For Obvious Reasons

Cookie Fleck would be proud.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Movie review from Guardian on Melania.

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Federal Reserve @federalreserve.gov · 12/01/2026

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG... www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...

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Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell

YouTube video by Federal Reserve

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 31/12/2025

LFG!!! … Ah, who am I kidding?

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2025

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 11/12/2025

Really hope they catch the person responsible for calling in a b*mb threat at my boys’ high school. The threat to their mental safety, the anxiety of not being able to pick them up as a parent, this massive waste of first responder resources, and the cold weather all amount to me fucking fuming…

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 10/12/2025

Jamie Anderson said, “Grief…is…all the love you want to give, but cannot…Grief is just love with no place to go.” I feel a profound sense of loss of our dying democracy. What we had for all those years vs what we have lost since…I mourn that deeply. DT wouldn’t _ever_ read that book.

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 09/12/2025

Prediction/luke warm take: The recent OpenAI RAM hoarding deal will cause a massive cascade of industry wide supply shortages of memory/components necessary for delivering supporting services of said AI infra which accelerates the AI bubble pop that would negatively affect OpenAI perhaps the most.

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 08/12/2025

Slack, Instagram, and now Netflix have taken the top 3 spots for the worst offenders of having an app icon notification for bogus reasons that doesn’t easily go away…

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 07/12/2025

Crossing my fingers that their cars don’t get DSQ’d…

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 28/11/2025

My kids rolled their eyes…

An NFL scoreboard showing the score of 6-7

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 26/11/2025

Me, using slack: Right click, remind me tomorrow at 9am … *Tomorrow at 9am* … Right click, remind me tomorrow at 9am

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Tanya Janca | SheHacksPurple @shehackspurple.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Important question for software developers: what do you wish you knew more about in regard to creating more secure software? If you could suddenly know something, like Neo in the matrix, what would it be? I will see if I can help.

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 25/11/2025

This hits really close to home.

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 24/11/2025

OMG. The truth…it burns…

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 09/11/2025

wtf just happened on the commanders broadcast?

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 07/11/2025

This was 12 metric tons of spinach before cooking

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Brad Geesaman @bradgeesaman.com · 05/11/2025

Watch them avoid conceding to try to draw it out…

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