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Balint Rose

@br2.bsky.social
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“The H.R. Giger of Food Photography.” Abstract painter. Experimental/surrealist photographer. Poet. Writer. Lazy housewife. balintrose.crevado.com VENMO: RebeccaRoseArt74

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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
This is Rebecca’s husband Chris. I’m heartbroken to have to say this, but my wife Rebecca passed away suddenly yesterday morning. Rebecca was a vibrant, passionate, funny, and caring person that lived and loved boldly and made everyone and everything around her shine.
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Did the Internet take a massive plunge towards Hell after the first time someone posted “actually, the animal is in distress” in response to a cute/funny puppy/cat pic or am I imagining it?
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Rather than having all of the streaming services at once, we rotate. It saves a bunch of money especially bc I don’t have to recap or care so much about following along with the “conversation” about shows. So yep I’m just now sitting down and watching season four of only murders in the building.
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Hardest part about being an artist, part 240 700,698: Picking out what pieces to submit for a show.
A bunch of glossy photographs on a  table. The  table is surrounded by a couple of green colored chairs and has a lot of paint all over it.
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
That lady who wrote a book went a year without sex and realized it wasn’t a big deal and like being and loving yourself is the key to happiness? Girl. Please. They are out here just publishing anybody lmao
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
FYI: I’m not interested in selling my art as an NFT. Bo matter how much you offer, it’s a pass. Thanks.
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Went to check indeed to see if there were any local freelance/part-time photography jobs and they now require you to give them your phone number just to look through jobs. Go fuck yourself, indeed.
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
AHHHHT!! Self portrait of the artist #BlueSkyArtShow #ArtOfBlueSky #Art #Surrealist #Surrealism #SurrealPhotography #Photography #ExperimentalPhotography #Art365
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Please enjoy and share my portfolio! balintrose.crevado.com
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Watching House Hunters International like
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 02/06/2025
Jim is a level 29 dark mage and Hazel has uploaded her consciousness to the metaverse. Their budget is 14 million dollars
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Hot take (photography edition): I like taking photos with my iPhone better than my DSLR. It’s easier, less invasive, and I like the images better. That’s just a personal preference after 20+ years
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Yes, behold me the world’s greatest food photojournalist. No, not for the bottle of wine. The caption, folks. Behold my caption. (Thank you. Thank you very much. Please hold your applause)
Bottle of wine with the caption: “WATCH ME WHIP, AND WATCH ME CHARDONNAY-NAY: Costa de Oro’s 2016 Estate Chardonnay has light aromas of fruit such as apple and lemon and a gentle acidity to cut through the richness of the flavor.   PHOTO BY REBECCA ROSE”
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
My poor neighbors tried to cook (normal) and the stupid smoke detector that we have no power to turn off manually (not normal) went off and set off the building’s smoke alarm (extremely not normal) so how is your Sunday going? 🔥 🚨 🤷‍♀️🫠
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Dan Savage @dansavage.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
This one goes out to COVID-19 Variant NB.1.8.1. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bflk...
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Dolly Parton - Here You Come Again (Audio)
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Hi y’all! I am working on an art project and I would like to solicit your help. This is all you have to do: Describe what you think I look like. If you had to describe me to someone who has never seen me. Doesn’t matter if you know me IRL or it’s just based on my avatar(s)/selfies I’ve shared #art
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Does anyone remember when they used to have those apps where you could say anything you wanted totally anonymously and then they found out that actually nope it wasn’t anonymous? People were posting the wildest shit like “I killed my brother and everyone thinks my mom did it and now she’s in prison”
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I got rejected from a publication for some of my photography, which is fine/normal/to be expected. And then I pulled up some past issues (which I looked at before bc I always do before submitting) and wow, I’m being so judgy right now. Oh I AM NOT WORTHY OF YOUR PAGES? But this is? Huh. OK!!!
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
We hear a lot from blue-governed counties about how they're standing up to ICE, but...
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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Video has been leaked showing how Elon Musk really got a black eye.
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I have a perfect Boomer friend who never reads her texts messages. When I call her to get a response to something I texted, she reads my texts out loud to me. Perfect; 10/10 no notes 🧑‍🍳 💋 👌
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Calisthenics 89
Two drawings taken from a calisthenics workout book super imposed with a woman hands on hips, staring at a man who is arching his back with his crotch in the air. The text behind both images to describes how to do this position. Blotches of red are  throughout the paper
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Everyone should read this article bc it highlights a real issue. The Vanessas only care about Carol bc she was good at assimilating. She was a dutiful and pleasant service worker who converted to Catholicism. It’s not about being a “mom”’ it’s about Carol making her identify invisible to whites.
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Me: What if I took a picture of a woman and super imposed her face onto a man’s crotch and then put that man’s crotch on top of a woman’s vulva as she was giving birth? Husband [deep sigh]: Honey, it’s a picture for my mom‘s birthday. Maybe just like a nice flower or something? Me: Got it:
A flower shot with a mirror technique that looks like a butterfly split into, but it’s very wet. The colors are yellow and pink, and there are more than a dozen small black, sharp spikes protruding out of the flower.
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I think I’m a great photographer, artist, and digital editor. But I’m sorry (not sorry), image resolution and sizing is still like Sanskrit to me. new_height = (target_area / new_width) Like. WAAAAT. Also: width divided by height; ie 1024 width / 768 height = 1.33 or 4:3. Double WAAAT.
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I. AM. *c r y i n g* 😆 “Stripping but for nerds” omfg 🤣
A series of text messages:

Q: what's that thing that's like stripping but for nerds
it's like feminist stripping
like steampunk stripping...im blanking on the word
they wear corsets and tophats and shit

A: Burlesque
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Oh noooo bro. Just. No.
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
OH NOOO. I knew her (a little). She was the kindest sweetest most loving person, y’all.
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Self portrait of the artist #art
Self portrait with silver mannequin like mask in a ghostly image and elongated neck
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHttttt!!!!
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Welcome to the resistance, Little X
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I have been going back-and-forth with frontier Internet all day. We don’t have frontier Internet, but we have a solicitors showing up here who claimed to be from there. apartment complex doesn’t allow solicitation. So everyone is trying to find out if these guys are really their employees or what
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Ahhht!!! Black Swan No. 5 #Art #Photography #PhotographyArt #Surrealism #surRealismPhotography #NaturePhotography #BlackandwhitePhotography #art365 #BlueSkyArt #ArtOfBlueSky #PhotographyOfBlueSky
Surreal, black and white photograph in three layers, the one layer is a pair of bruised and scraped knees that have been mirror shot. The next two are also mirror photograph shots of a swan edited to pure black.
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Horthy McFlowerface #Art #Photography #Surrealism #SurrealistPhotography #Art365
Two images super imposed, the first is to pink flowers, fuse together at their petals, and the second is a horse’s face
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Ahhhht!! This is not finished, but I call it “Word Salad.” Working title. Whatever lol #Art #Photography #AbstractPhotography #surrealism #SurrealPhotography #Art365
An image of a plate of salad manipulated through a mirror, there are text from three different books, super imposed on some of the lettuce shapes
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Is this the column by the person who was like “millennials don’t wanna have babies because they hold their parents to a too high standard they don’t think they will be able achieve?” Bc…good? People don’t want to have kids bc they think they’re gonna be a shitty parent! Ok. What’s wrong with that?
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Mission Impossible 8 looks lit af
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
One of the best things about my husband is he is patient and contemplative, no matter what he’s confronted with. If I ask him “babe, can I get a rhinoceros as a pet?” he would take a deep breath, pause, stroke his chin, and say “How much is it going to cost to feed?”
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I finally figured out helicopter parenting (which does not mean that I condone it in its extreme formats like you see today.) TL/DR people traumatized by shitty parents, adults in education, jobs, etc. becoming parents has resulted in a lot of “not today, Satan” parenting
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Bluesky Elders, remember when we had invite codes that we hoarded like Smaug hoarding gold? “WHO AMONGSTETH THOU PEASANTS SHALL AMUSE ME THINE GOD ENOUGH TO WEILD MY PRECIOUS CODETH? WHICH ONE OF YOU SO BOLDLY DARES DECLARE THEMSELVES WORTHY?”
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
That Musk article is like 🤷‍♀️ if you know that everyone in DC especially prominent RWers are on massive amounts of drugs all the times. DC pols now are what Hollywood movie execs were in the 80s. Is it even a secret?
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Oh god I though this was about LulaRoe or Scentsy or Young Living or something and that was a strange Google hole I just fell into 🫤
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
It’s amazing how much of the social breakdown people lament is bc of fear of lawsuits. A woman at my apartment complex was freaking out about ppl getting close to her leashed dog bc “you might sue me!” Girl. You live HERE. You’re as broke as the rest of us. What are we gonna sue your ass for?
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
At this point, our government is seriously at risk of being easily conned by 90 Day Fiancé’s Soulja Boy.
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Where I get my worst sleep vs where I get my best sleep
Luxurious canopy bed with a lot of blankets and soft, looking pillows, all in a cream colorRusty folding chair on concrete front of a metal garage door
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
New paintings up. Ahhhht!! I made this painting for my nephew. He’s six. #Art #painting #AbstractArt #Abstract #art364 #AbstractPainting #Acrylic #AcrylicPainting
AGELLI printing that is extremely abstract, using light, pink, hot, pink, browns, black yellows, and some writing that is very hard to read in small black marker
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
you know that feeling when you’ve been working on a piece of art forever to perfect some little detail or something and you take a step back when you think it’s done and you realize it’s just not working? Yeah. It me.
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Honestly, I am fine with rejection for my art or photographs but what really fucking kills me is when every single outlet wants it in a different format and size and I’m going to lose my mind because “ must be exactly 300 DPI???!!!?!” Go fuck yourself
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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
My husband when he gives me the credit card to buy art supplies
The king from disenchantment saying lucky for you I’m an patron of the arts
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