bp 👻🎃💀 @bpickle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Remember the good ol’ days when the highest position in government that a pedophile could achieve was *just* speaker of the house? 000
Reposted by bp 👻🎃💀The Fact of Other Minds Stan Account @csilverandgold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I almost want just four years of pure revenge. Double stuff pack the court like eight new justices, withhold disaster funds from red states but give them to blue municipalities in those states, try to destroy car dealerships altogether, treat rich sex pests like Rs treat immigrants, etc. 1014018
bp 👻🎃💀 @bpickle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So we haven’t seen a party double down on something this stupid since… the previous GOP president 041
bp 👻🎃💀 @bpickle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I knew the Windows port had different music, but I didn’t realize how wrong it would feel 010
Reposted by bp 👻🎃💀Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the president has finally revealed his true form: a 1980s preppie villain determined to tear down the rec center 181228179
bp 👻🎃💀 @bpickle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Delighted in challenging colleagues” so he’s an argumentative prick, got it 060
bp 👻🎃💀 @bpickle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Did you guys think to try a screen test or something like that before putting this guy on the television? 2310
bp 👻🎃💀 @bpickle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026OK guys that was totally my bad, I was drinking a Green Bay-area beer area during the first half and switched to a quality NE Minneapolis beer for the second half. Lesson learned! 021
bp 👻🎃💀 @bpickle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Opinions on data centers aside, it seemed like such an idiotic use of the land. You’re telling me you couldn’t find a better use for some prime real estate in the north loop than a fucking data center that provides maybe a half-dozen jobs? 220
bp 👻🎃💀 @bpickle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I put together a little 24TB N100 NAS for Plex in January 2025 to get ahead of tariffs and just now looked up what those same parts cost today 😬 It’s nice to remind myself that sometimes I’m able to make good decisions 000
bp 👻🎃💀 @bpickle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026$70k luxury SUVs should have really nice buttons and knobs for a satisfying tactile experience, not this flashy shit for dumb babies 0280
bp 👻🎃💀 @bpickle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It’ll be interesting to see if they change it before Tuesday, when the new CEO takes over. I doubt John Ternus will want to make those waves immediately but he also has the chance to distance himself from the mess Tim Apple got into 030
Reposted by bp 👻🎃💀Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 28/08/2026it’s fine to laugh at Milo being locked up by ICE just like I think it’s fine to laugh at the car dealership owners that thought being a rich republican guy would protect their much younger third wife from being deported. It’s a simple case of “get fucked, idiot” imo and isn’t condoning anything. 1457959
Reposted by bp 👻🎃💀Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Minnesotans love our third spaces, we love our special events, we love our little treats, we love Doing Our Civic Duty, and we love anything we can claim is *distinctly Minnesotan* whether it is or not, and the MN State Fair is like the center of allllllllllll those Venn Diagram circles at once. 835759
bp 👻🎃💀 @bpickle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I would have imagined that talking about one's imaginary computer friend is EXACTLY what Mastodon is for? 2210
bp 👻🎃💀 @bpickle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026That’s the point you give him a memory wipe and reset him to factory settings. If a computer starts malfunctioning because it hasn’t been rebooted in twelve years, the first thing to do is to reboot it and see if that fixes the problem. 000
Reposted by bp 👻🎃💀Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026there’s an important lesson in Abdul El-Sayed’s win and Francesca Hong’s loss, and that is that in politics it’s good to be cool and bad to be weird. 682727176
bp 👻🎃💀 @bpickle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026where are they going to move to? Wisconsinites aren’t going more than one state away, since they’ll need to return occasionally to stock up on New Glarus and cheese. The ones who would leave due to this are scared of Illinois and Minnesota already. Are they all going to move to Dubuque? 010
bp 👻🎃💀 @bpickle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I know he’s in the Epstein Files more than anyone not named Epstein, but goddamn that is *exactly* how you’d expect a pedophile to talk about kids. 020
Reposted by bp 👻🎃💀Racket @racketmn.com · 07/08/2026"I wanted to have a cat furniture superstore, and I’ve finally achieved it," owner Darryl Michaelson beams. racketmn.com/the-cat-is-m...racketmn.com‘The Cat Is My Customer’: Defying the Odds, St. Paul’s 35-Year-Old Cat Furniture Shop to Triple in Size - Racket‘I wanted to have a cat furniture superstore, and I’ve finally achieved it,’ owner Darryl Michaelson beams. 0397
Reposted by bp 👻🎃💀Nathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy 363194973084
bp 👻🎃💀 @bpickle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026These evangelists deserve to be thrown off the plane mid-air 000
bp 👻🎃💀 @bpickle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Literally the only problem with my Ecobee is that I have a mix of new and old sensors *and they use different batteries* 010
bp 👻🎃💀 @bpickle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Hasn’t the college baseball season been over for like a month? 000
bp 👻🎃💀 @bpickle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I didn’t see a single member of everyone’s favorite superhero team, the Eternals! 050
bp 👻🎃💀 @bpickle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026He did live to see his life’s goal realized — blowing up schools full of Iranian schoolchildren in a pointless and disastrous war of choice 000
Reposted by bp 👻🎃💀Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 29/06/2026America’s real state fair starts August 27th. Plan accordingly and thank you for your attention to this matter. 532139300
Reposted by bp 👻🎃💀lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 13/06/2026folks love to do this Very Principled "okay but the water usage thing is fake uwu" bit, and it's true that it's basically fake. i don't care, if it radicalizes the hicks and boomers against these guys, it's Good. burn them all 1432220
bp 👻🎃💀 @bpickle.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Turns out a guy with the name “Spencer Pratt” is a dick, who would have guessed 0480
Reposted by bp 👻🎃💀Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 26/05/2026Conservatives when they see a pedophile on the ballotstatic.klipy.comElderly People Playing Slots in Vegas CasinoALT: Elderly People Playing Slots in Vegas Casino 71667245
bp 👻🎃💀 @bpickle.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I remembered I had some brats in the freezer from a nice small-town meat market in Wisconsin, the kind with cranberries, maple syrup, and cheese mixed in. 000
Reposted by bp 👻🎃💀lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 16/05/2026i'm kind of serious here. we need to build up a culture of disdain for white culture in the deep south. calling them stupid racist rednecks who like shit that sucks ass was correct 937449
bp 👻🎃💀 @bpickle.bsky.social · 14/05/2026A woman in Mississippi kept using my email for stuff like concealed carry courses and school announcements. Eventually little Braden’s truancy problems made the school reach out, and I think they actually relayed my message to her when they reached her by phone. 000
bp 👻🎃💀 @bpickle.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Why are you posting on Bluesky and not hosting a live press conference next to the metaverse Eiffel Tower? 0501
Reposted by bp 👻🎃💀Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Imagine being like, "No, I could not win in a fight against a man who's about to turn 80 and does not exercise ever" 1410712
Reposted by bp 👻🎃💀Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I know in the minds of Democrats the ballroom, the arch, the golden statues, putting his name on everything are nothingburger issues next to health care or whatever, but they’re actually a lot easier to grasp and firmly demonstrate how ABNORMAL this all is. 625434
Reposted by bp 👻🎃💀William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 28/04/2026The policy juice in terms of increasing birth rates without doing anything horrific is pretty clearly getting people who already have one or two kids to go “ehh fuck it what’s another”, but everyone wants to litigate culture war shit about the childless 2064976
bp 👻🎃💀 @bpickle.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Holy shit those are real song titles, I thought this was a Bo Burnham- style “rural noun, simple adjective” joke 000
Reposted by bp 👻🎃💀Lisa Needham @snipy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026i'd love for anyone backing this to explain why, for example, the cops who sat on their hands and let Melissa Hortman bleed out because they were too chickenshit to do their jobs need a tax break to help their health and wellness. lingering trauma from knowing you are a cowardly piece of garbage? 314946
