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Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

another large piano fell on my head and now my teeth are piano keys once again this is terrible

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Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 09/11/2024

there appears to be a shadow following me on pokemon go. most likely the deep state. i will be monitoring the situation

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 07/11/2024

seeing a lot of emboldened squirrels out today. concerning

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Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 07/11/2024

lock your jaw, only drink iced coffee for 48 hours, take quick shallow breathes, you’ll get through this ❤️

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Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

gonna commit to actually using this now

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Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

not easy to find people, even mutuals on IG unless you know they’re on there and type in their username or text them a link to your own page. pretty slow so far

Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 05/07/2023

got my first post planned, i’m hoping immediately

Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 05/07/2023

going to try to be one of the first on threads in 15 minutes. interested to see if it crashes 20 times tonight or if it actually works

Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 05/07/2023

catch me on threads in 15 minutes

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Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 15/05/2023

*laying face down and motionless on the floor* we’re so back

Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 12/05/2023

i was given a single invite, who should get it?

Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 05/05/2023

i just got off work, are orbs back?

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Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 04/05/2023

i ate an unholy amount of pasta and now i need to take my pants off

Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 03/05/2023

running social for a brand right now is the worst because under every reply to a tweet is just a bunch of blue checkmarks saying insanely transphobic shit that has nothing to do with anything and no companies wants that

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Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 03/05/2023

OKAY ILL DO IT THIS TIME TOR REAL

Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

what kind of soup should i have today

slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

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if you’re one of the 1.2 million people on the waitlist STAY IN LINE

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Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

i accidentally killed my plant

i will be the first bluesky user with 100 followers

helen @helenor.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

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lowkey how it feels here

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this is what we’re fighting for

big floppa has been skeeted for the first time

where are the rest of the degenerate gamblers on bluesky

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one time my uber driver asked if i smoked weed and i said no then we sat in silence for the next 15 minutes

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@bigtucsondad.bsky.social myself and a third friend without bluesky do a stream once a month called shark tanked, we get drunk and watch shark tank. im very easy to peer pressure and bully in the chat so come watch us on thursday

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then i’ve found my first bluesky enemy

havent been to olive garden in a long time, i yearn for family

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