Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 25/12/20243 ghosts just showed up at my place pissed as hell calling me an asshole lol. don’t care imma keep drinking my beer ! 041
Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 04/12/2024got really into watch tv shows that only air on CBS on sundays. going full uncle mode. i’m ready for a niece or nephew 040
Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 19/11/2024has this guy made it to this app yet? is this a thing here? 071
Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 19/11/2024fucking hate when people ask me shit at work while i have my headphones on, like shut the fuck up bro i’m trying to listen to temperature by sean paul 0122
Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 14/11/2024another large piano fell on my head and now my teeth are piano keys once again this is terrible 1182
Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 09/11/2024there appears to be a shadow following me on pokemon go. most likely the deep state. i will be monitoring the situation 020
Reposted by Kellyslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 07/11/2024seeing a lot of emboldened squirrels out today. concerning 79012
Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 07/11/2024lock your jaw, only drink iced coffee for 48 hours, take quick shallow breathes, you’ll get through this ❤️ 426836
Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 05/07/2023going to try to be one of the first on threads in 15 minutes. interested to see if it crashes 20 times tonight or if it actually works 030
Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 15/05/2023*laying face down and motionless on the floor* we’re so back 030
Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 04/05/2023i ate an unholy amount of pasta and now i need to take my pants off 010
Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 03/05/2023running social for a brand right now is the worst because under every reply to a tweet is just a bunch of blue checkmarks saying insanely transphobic shit that has nothing to do with anything and no companies wants that 040
Reposted by Kellyslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 02/05/2023if you’re one of the 1.2 million people on the waitlist STAY IN LINE 9669
Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 01/05/2023where are the rest of the degenerate gamblers on bluesky 140
Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 01/05/2023one time my uber driver asked if i smoked weed and i said no then we sat in silence for the next 15 minutes 050
Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 30/04/2023@bigtucsondad.bsky.social myself and a third friend without bluesky do a stream once a month called shark tanked, we get drunk and watch shark tank. im very easy to peer pressure and bully in the chat so come watch us on thursday 041
Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 30/04/2023havent been to olive garden in a long time, i yearn for family 021
Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 30/04/2023actively telling the rest of the social team at my company not to look into bluesky, this place feels too pure for that 020
Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 30/04/2023this feels like a safe place, last week i passed out from low blood sugar and broke my face now i have a gigantic scar and i think i look bad ass 020
Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 28/04/2023Soup Watch 2k23 update: hit a milestone today by eating my 40th soup of the year. many more soups left to be eaten and i’m feeling good about the current pace. full breakdown below 011
Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 27/04/2023what if instead of NFT we had invested in each other? lot of things would’ve turned out different i bet 130
Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 27/04/2023knocking on my roommate and his girlfriends door at 2am to ask if i can sleep with them because i threw up 020
Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 27/04/2023the only way this website could get better? if my wife joined obviously 130
Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 27/04/2023we need to give out codes to people who still say shit like “that’s a heckin good doggo”. they have the most insane opinions we need them 031
Kelly @boyyeetsworld.bsky.social · 27/04/2023i got something for you to decentralize right here pal 000
