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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Hey, just checking in, does this website have The Juice yet
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Is anyone over here handing out organic social media advertising and marketing jobs by chance
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
You guys gotta read more manga there’s some great stuff out there
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Who up bonkin their wonkus
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Today at work I got to inform my coworker about the fact that Fidel Castro was hitting Che Guevara with the euro step SO INSANELY HARD, that Che privately questioned his ability to lead a communist revolution Easily one of my favorite history fun facts
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Come and get me Obamna 🇱🇷🇲🇾
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
The woke left doesn’t want me to be hungover in the Jacksonville airport on a Monday morning Tough cookies liberals, im gonna go throw up in this planter and there’s nothing you can do to stop me
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Yo check this shit out
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Hey is bluesky like fully up and running now a days because when I last posted it was still kind of getting its sea legs But twitter still sucks ass so I thought I’d come bye and check
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
What’s goin on over here guys, haven’t skeeted in years, are we still calling them skeets or what
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
Oh hey I still have Bluesky downloaded
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Did everyone have a fun MLB trade deadline
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Unfortunately for Bluesky, Threads UI rips and is smooth as hell so follow me there lol
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Making a very important presentation right now
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
I need a one dance fr
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
What a tough way to end your scroll
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
She blast on my Baja until I [Taco Bell “BONG” sound effect]
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
All this twitter news has distracted me from sharing something important And that is the fact that today is Oscar’s gotcha day :’) 2 whole years with my little buddy!
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
I gave a mouse a cookie and now I’m $350K in debt to the Russian mafia
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
She [VERB] on my [NOUN] until I [VERB]
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
Oh god.. oh yeah…fuck baby.. fuck fuck fuck I’m gonna exceed my rate limit 😫
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
We gotta get the Chicago Bluesky community going. Let’s talk about the bean and how we hate nascar
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
Get up gamers, it’s wealth disparity wednesday, steal something from your boss’s office today
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
This won’t be considered a real social media app until there are porn posts and shit posts right next to each other every time you scroll your feed
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
I keep forgetting that the app exists hey guys what’s going on
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
*Russian mobster puts gun to my head as I’m tied to a chair in an abandoned factory, sweat dripping down my body with fear, a tray of rusty pliers and torture equipment lays on a table before me, he rips the duct tape off of my mouth* Me: wow I should NOT have given that mouse a cookie
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
Happy international women’s day (it’s every day to me, an ally)
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
I was so much cooler in college
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 11/06/2023
Went to the Dead & Co show last night and got the coolest poster I’ve ever seen
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 11/06/2023
So who else is excited about the Arizona Diamondbacks this year What a season so far amiright
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 09/06/2023
HEY EVERYONE MY PODCAST ABOUT MINOR LEAGUE AND INDEPENDENT BASEBALL TEAMS IS FINALLY ON BLUESKY PLEASE GIVE IT A FOLLOW AND A LISTEN, ITS A REALLY FUN TIME
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Minor Breakdown: A Developmental Podcast @minorbreakdown.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
⚠️NEW EPISODE IS LIVE⚠️ Flap your wings and fly with us to Madison, Wisconsin this week, as we talk with the Madison Mallards! We had a nice time quacking around the pond in this one, so be sure to tap below to listen! 👇 linktr.ee/minorbreakdown
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Minor Breakdown: A Developmental Podcast @minorbreakdown.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
We are officially the first developmental podcast on Bluesky.
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
Revolutionary technology, thank you Apple
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 04/06/2023
I’m walking around Nordstrom while my girlfriend shops, ask anything and I’ll answer out of boredom
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
I made a hat wall today. Everyone please clap.
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
Maybe I’ll make Oscar my niche content to post about on this app Look at this lil guy
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
Happy pride month, and just a reminder, it is always morally correct to bully homophobes and transphobes
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
Hey guys been a minute since I posted here hehe
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
There is not a single man, woman, or god in this world that could prevent me from getting a tasty Reuben sandwich today
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
Gonna propose to my girlfriend but she doesn’t have Bluesky so I can post ring pics here hahahaha what a loser, she’ll never see it coming
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
Hey gang, haven’t posted in a minute. Anyways look at the sweater I found while packing my apartment for my upcoming move
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
Playing legend of Zelda tears of the kingdom This game makes me feel so god damn stupid lmao
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
Mmmmm yeah I’m thinking I’ll prob start being on Bluesky even more now, he’s not even hiding it at this point lmao
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
Who here is about to spend every hour of their weekend playing the new Legend of Zelda
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
Ok so I have been on here for 13 days when everyone started flooding the app In THEORY, I should get my first invite tomorrow as I’ve been on here for 2 weeks. I’m gonna make a massive quiz about myself and raffle off the invite to the winner of said quiz I think
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
I wanna nut so hard that it hits the back of your throat like a rogue boba tea ball
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
About to drop an Absolute Big Tucson Dad classic on here
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
Sure hope Devin Booker drops 50 tonight
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BigTucsonDad @bigtucsondad.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
Doctor: ok so your neck and your back are hurting? Anything else? Me: yeah so this is gonna sound crazy but also my
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