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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 2h
watching original evil dead and it’s. quaint
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 16h
almost caught up on asoiaf and twinks, femboys, and boywhores keep getting thrown into the ocean. no one is ever nice to us
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 20h
writhing on the floor like a salted worm (he is thinking about knight yaoi)
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
the “popular with friends” tab has suddenly and inexplicably shat itself and suddenly i’m getting a bunch of weird non-sequitur AI bullshit. is this happening to anyone else?
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
the more gay porn accounts i follow on this godforsaken app the less gay porn i see. please i just wanna see boys fucking
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
ukraine bombed a russian bot farm data center and suddenly tiktok is downright pleasant
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“primal parkour” and it’s a guy climbing a tree
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pierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 11/10/2026
lrp there’s a fuckton of 🧊 here to the point fresno city officials have urged people to stay inside, as there have been over 60 abductions recently in the fresno-madera area. 🧊 is known to be staying the hilton homewood suites on n. fresno and herndon avenue. a citizen reported their vehicle info.
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Ice is currently staying at this hotel. Here are the 12 suspected vehicles by make model and license plate.
Black Nissan pathfinder - Texas plates XZV*6738 Black Nissan pathfinder - Texas plates XZR*1770 Black Nissan pathfinder - Texas plates XZV*6744 Black Nissan pathfinder - Arizona plates CWJ0072 Black Nissan pathfinder - Arizona plates CWY6019 Black Nissan pathfinder - Alaska plates ALA*725 Black Nissan pathfinder - Nevada plates 485*4G1 Black Jeep Cherroke - Arizona plates CWK0002 Black Jeep cherroke - Arizona plates CTN4351 Black Chevy Tahoe - NO PLATES Black Chevy Tahoe - Texas plates XZY*2463
Black Dodge Durango - South Dakota plates 62L531

Number of officials: Unknown
Number of cars: 5+

License Plates:
Activity reported:
Errands/Traveling/Eating

PLATE
XZV6738
PLATE
XZR1770
PLATE
XZV6744
PLATE
CW30072
PLATE
CYW6019
PLATE
ALA725
PLATE
4854G1
PLATE
CWK0002
PLATE
CTN4351
PLATE
NOPLATES
PLATE
XZY2463
PLATE
62L531
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
really enjoying knights of guinevere, gwen is so baby i love her and her evil tentacles
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
decided to watch Donkey Skin on a whim because i love old medieval fantasy movies and holy shit
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@pathoftitans.bsky.social hello alderon i am a generous patron of the dinosaur arts. i want to buy Every purchasable skin in the game. PLEASE bring back the rainforest, outback, and snakeskin packs in addition to the seasonal skins. i am begging you. i want to give you my money.
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“the grocery store is five minutes away and you must walk there on a daily basis to get ingredients for your homecooked meals” lifestyle is really kicking my sedentary american ass. dragged kicking and screaming into a happier healthier life
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
so disappointed by faces of death 2026. the concept of a horror movie about a content moderator for a social video site like tiktok could be so strong, but instead it just feels amateurish, confused, and nonsensical. deeply cringe.
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one cup rice not enough rice. two cups rice is too many rice. you want me to make one and a half cups rice? diabolical. now i have to do incredibly simple math
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
audiobooks with full voice casts and just a little hint of a musical score like a garnish are so luxurious
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
as a dinosaur dweeb i’m morally obliged to watch The End of Oak Street. i’m about 15 minutes in, and so far i’m finding it very twee and cutesy. a little too much for my taste, the 90’s nostalgia is so saccharine it’s tooth-rotting
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i’m always a little disappointed by modern changeling stories because they’re very good at being about postpartum depression and the body horror of pregnancy and the social horror of modern parenthood, (and they’re good stories about that!) BUT-
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
people like “lol who would actually wear that” @ runway fashion. omg girl you’re so unbelievably smart no one in human history has ever been brave or innovative enough to say this before
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just saw this on tumblr and i am losing my entire mind. me when normal autonomy is insane radicalism somehow???
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tehanu has been my favorite earthsea book so far but it’s also pissing me off. can’t believe tenar had such an ungrateful weakass little loser of a son. wahhh wahhh my dick will fall off if i take my own dirty dishes from the dinner table
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Knifedragon @telsonknife.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When wife is hungry 🍗
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
annoyed asf with the people saying “omg resident evil movie was so good zach cregger should make a silent hill movie” his style wouldn’t make sense for silent hill at ALL
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
watching the new insidious movie and the franchise continues to be largely dumb with occasional visually cool moments and ideas. it’s a good franchise to steal inspiration from and worth nothing else.
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
y’know what fuck you. i’m gonna poach an egg
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
watching resident evil again and the maternity ward scene is so so good. peak aesthetic
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FETID MOPPET
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
uh oh i think i’m becoming attached
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OLD MAN WORKPLACE YAOI???
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
idk if anybody who follows me cares about this, but as a dinosaur dweeb i am absolutely buzzing with the rumors going around about a recent discovery that hasn’t been published yet. it’s crazy stuff
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
also a lady stopped me in public today to tell me i looked like a doll and a k-pop idol 🥺🩷✨🌸 waow
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you’re not a True Thrifter until the racks turn your fingers black
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Soup!🕯️ @fraughtbroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am a fastidious world-builder in that I like to dive into extreme detail that requires a mountain of research that can lead me down such rabbit holes. I'll be listening to sea shanties for a week.
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
running back into the massive beautiful arms of leon scott kennedy after the movie ending made me sad
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
zach cregger cinematic universe: austin abrams breaks into a house with absolutely rancid vibes and goes “hello?!”
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“seems to me, the place you fight cruelty is where you find it.” very nice, mr. pullman.
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
good weather + balcony + joint + sewing project + audiobook
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
reading the golden compass while i wait for the library to give me dance with dragons back, because i remembered liking it as a kid but didn’t remember much else. it’s good.
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i love late medieval art so much dude
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the historical au smut must have period-accurate underwear or else
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
where is it on the loser scale to be smoking shit that’s not even psychoactive. like mint leaves
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Dove Bleedingheart 🕊🚩 @dovebleedingheart.vtube.social · 18/09/2026
This one is a dear friend in a dire circumstance. If you can spare anything his way, it will be appreciated
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
love how future-seeing merlin knew nymue was only hanging out with him to learn magic and then shove his annoying ass under a rock and was like oh damn that’s too bad. hey arthur, here’s a bunch of future predictions you’ll need after nymue traps me under a rock -
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the jump in narrative quality between book two and book three of le morte d’arthur is really interesting, i wonder if sir thomas took a hiatus between volumes or got some feedback from a friend.
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
patricia widowsbay is my everything
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Lasko but on Patreon🔞 || comms closed! @kadavarium.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hunting Trip for numbers! 💛
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Nekrophil @abp0rns.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Further questioning
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
le morte d’arthur is basically a shounen battle anime
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soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
watching a video about that dumbass sex purge movie and the absolute audacity to be like “idk gay sex is still legal because nobody cares”
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