soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 17hpersonally i think daenerys should torch the iron islands off the face of the earth 000 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 17halmost caught up on asoiaf and twinks, femboys, and boywhores keep getting thrown into the ocean. no one is ever nice to us 100 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 21hwrithing on the floor like a salted worm (he is thinking about knight yaoi) 010 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 15/10/2026aaand they’re back. the five minutes of silence was nice while it lasted 000 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 15/10/2026the “popular with friends” tab has suddenly and inexplicably shat itself and suddenly i’m getting a bunch of weird non-sequitur AI bullshit. is this happening to anyone else? 100 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 14/10/2026the more gay porn accounts i follow on this godforsaken app the less gay porn i see. please i just wanna see boys fucking 000 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 13/10/2026ukraine bombed a russian bot farm data center and suddenly tiktok is downright pleasant 100 0
Reposted by sorenpierre escargot @mofubot.moe · 11/10/2026lrp there’s a fuckton of 🧊 here to the point fresno city officials have urged people to stay inside, as there have been over 60 abductions recently in the fresno-madera area. 🧊 is known to be staying the hilton homewood suites on n. fresno and herndon avenue. a citizen reported their vehicle info. 11122 0
Reposted by sorenpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026 Australopithecus 3 million years ago: 4590121736 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026it’s got a little bit of the weird stiff dialogue and “things just happen cause Because we need the plot to progress” that many indie animation projects are plagued with but the characters and world and animation are really magical and original and cool 010 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 11/10/2026really enjoying knights of guinevere, gwen is so baby i love her and her evil tentacles 100 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i’m about to become insufferable. i’m about to make this movie my whole personality. 000 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026this movie has a genuinely shocking number of real live animals. they got the whole menagerie. no i do not want to know about the quality of animal welfare on the set. 100 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026also they keep pulling off these crazy special effects that i genuinely can’t guess how they did it in 1970 without computers. it might as well be actual witchcraft. 100 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i just clocked that the word being used for “wand” is fucking “baguette” and i took 500 psychic damage 100 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026they have naked blue women standing around the palace as decorations. the king’s throne is a giant white cat reclined under a tree with bubbles for leaves. my entire wig is getting snatched into a different zip code every time the shot changes. holy shit 120 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026it’s only been five minutes and they just carried out the body of the dead queen in a giant glass sphere with a silver crown on a bed of like 500 pounds of rose petals. my jaw dropped to the floor. the horses are blue. this may be the best movie of all time 110 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026decided to watch Donkey Skin on a whim because i love old medieval fantasy movies and holy shit 120 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026@pathoftitans.bsky.social hello alderon i am a generous patron of the dinosaur arts. i want to buy Every purchasable skin in the game. PLEASE bring back the rainforest, outback, and snakeskin packs in addition to the seasonal skins. i am begging you. i want to give you my money. 000 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“the grocery store is five minutes away and you must walk there on a daily basis to get ingredients for your homecooked meals” lifestyle is really kicking my sedentary american ass. dragged kicking and screaming into a happier healthier life 010 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026fuck you daniel that literal shit from a literal butt felt like five hours of torture 000 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i need to know what your parents do for a living daniel. this writing quality is on par with the original jeff the killer creepypasta 100 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026this movie is pissing me off so bad. daniel goldhaber are you from mars? have you ever interacted with another human being in your entire life? 100 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026so disappointed by faces of death 2026. the concept of a horror movie about a content moderator for a social video site like tiktok could be so strong, but instead it just feels amateurish, confused, and nonsensical. deeply cringe. 100 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026one cup rice not enough rice. two cups rice is too many rice. you want me to make one and a half cups rice? diabolical. now i have to do incredibly simple math 010 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026audiobooks with full voice casts and just a little hint of a musical score like a garnish are so luxurious 030 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026alright that was an okay movie. upper end of mediocre. the most important thing is that it was better than primitive war. if we can keep this energy going, we might get an original dinosaur movie that’s genuinely good by the 2030’s 100 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026omg we got a bunch of people out. no we’re not exploring how that might have effected the events of the story 100 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026are we rescuing dad from the time warp? girl we’re creating so many paradoxes. if dad never gets time warped, mom gets eaten by the allosaurus and who knows what the fuck else 100 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 06/10/202620 minutes before it happens wow. “are we down there” nauseating 100 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i like how we’re seeing so many contemporary birds engaging in the same tableaus of scavenging, paralleling them to the dinosaurs 100 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026very much like how silent white snake moved through the house. 100 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026realistic consequence for hitting an allosaurus with a sledgehammer 100 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026excellent how brutal the kill was for this prominent central character. really seemed like we were setting up for a shitty “hardship fixed our marriage” plot, but nope, dino food 100 0
soren @boycambion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026the emotional impact of that scene was not well-sold. all the aggression gone as soon as it killed just one of the squeaky little mammals that had been actively harming it, and now we’re all just standing ten feet from the allosaurus watching it eat dad like 😔 100 0
