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Greg Gerla @greg-gerla.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I AM A PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER. I studied photography during four years of post secondary education. I’ve been shooting for decades. I’ve captured thousands upon thousands of images all over the globe. that’s my thumb on the left. 😬

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

My nephew was very concerned before his first flight about where the cup holders for his water bottle would be.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Oh good, my annual National Parks pass came in the mail. I can't wait to see what beautiful nature photo they used this year.

US National Parks Pass, which traditionally has a picture of a feature of a park or a nature photo taken inside one of the parks, this year features a portrait of George Washington and Donald Trump trying to appear human.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

TIL that Picante sauce can go bad. OTOH - free penicillin - so it's kind of a six/half dozen situation.

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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Roman soldiers outside of Jesus's empty tomb. Circa 33 AD., coloured.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I had so many Polish-American friends in college and not a single one of them ever told me about Dyngus Day aka Wet Monday? Is this their version of being invited to the cookout and I didn't make the cut?

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

I do not want your opinion on rap or hip-hop if you don't even know what industry rule number 4080 is.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

People asked a lot of questions today that were indirectly answered by my t-shirt.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

A group of older white men co-presenting together is called an interruption.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

If I know the Democrats - and I think I do - they will figure out a way to make the job harder.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

He should! But just tell him. A moment of awkward in exchange for so many more pleasurable moments afterwards.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

A durian. So smelly your enemies will beg to surrender to you.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Don't forget to put a sticker on your car for it

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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Gillenwater v. Home Depot Inc., No. 20-CV-10338-DJC, 2022 WL 17363508, at *6 (D. Mass. Dec. 1, 2022) (coworker's habit of calling plaintiff "p diddy," years prior to Sean Combs' indictment on sex crimes charges, insufficient to establish hostile working environment). Citation is an art form.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

One of the attorneys in another department brought her daughter down the hall to meet me because she "didn't know boys could be attorneys."

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Beginning to think the White Lotus theme composer listened to the intro to Watermelon Man by Herbie Hancock a lot.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I usually tune out the people yelling and fighting down on the street below the office but this guy chanting "everything in America is broken! Stop going to work, it's bullshit!" for the last ten minutes is making some solid points.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

God gives her toughest ink stains to the shirts of her strongest soldiers.

Incredibly good looking man with self-inflicted blue ink stains on his pink shirt.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

*of. "20 years or marriage" sounds like a weird incel sentencing guideline

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Me: I had a dream that I booked the wrong flight and they had no more delta one seats left. Then I wandered around the plane and ran into my HS prom date (platonic) and we started kissing. Lady Bear: YOU PUT ME IN COACH? And that's on being a few weeks away from 20 years or marriage.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

In case you were curious this woman I worked with 18 years ago just paid her kid's tutor, bought some Girl Scout cookies and doesn't know her Venmo is set to public.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Most of my humor is self-deprecating but this morning I punched down on the most irritating person in the office to his subordinate and it made her day. I regret nothing.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I am pretty sure that I did not actually walk 150k steps today Apple.

Screenshot of health app showing 150,984 steps walked

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

So I still have time for my first tattoo!?!

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Amazingly her balance is better now than it was 15 years ago!

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

My mom lives in a community that I could move into in two years but that's not mentally acceptable. To me.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Someone just referred to a 63-year old as a senior citizen and even though I'm still (barely) in my early 50s I found this quite disturbing.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

It's like that one shredded wheat biscuit. But worse

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Seeing this in person was wild as hell. (Derogatory)

Department of Justice with Trump banner dangling between its columns.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Donald "The Dove" Trump, FIFA Peace Prize recipient, and founder and Chairman for Life of the Board of Peace, initiated a first strike against Iran because of its nuclear weapons program that he destroyed completely last year.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

My brain is writing checks that my brain can't cash.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

I'm trying to find my proof that I am ordained. I don't even remember which website I used.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

This would do numbers as a long FB post that needed to be shared with 10 people.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

If you ask your Ring Camera if it's a cop it is not allowed to spy on you.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Now that I am a manager I only review litigation tasks but told my team I wanted to personally respond to the latest e-mail from opposing counsel. Sir, you have now unleashed five years of pent up lawyer snark. Where's my thesaurus?

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

I have since learned this. This is not even an option under our bar's ethics rules (which many don't realize.)

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Reflexively used the term “Chinese wall” recently. Immediately said “I am so sorry there’s probably a non-troglodyte way of saying that” - and then I had to explain two things.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Me: What is your employer going to give as the reason for firing you? Them: Shooting when I shouldn't have. But people do that all the time at my job - plenty of comparators! Me: wait...maybe you're onto something here...

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

I feel like confusing a balloon with a drone and then shooting at it would get you drug tested at a warehouse job.

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