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Samantha Bortkins

@bortkins.bsky.social
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
@tezamondo.bsky.social this is you
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Transport fever got my graphics card running HOT, so nice on a balmy evening
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good news I am addicted to transport fever 3
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want to be in a French metal band
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Breaking news: I don’t want to work
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How come when my hair gets rained on it goes a bit curly
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Samantha has marked herself safe from Dubai chocolate
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Getting my shit absolutely roasted at the bus stop omgggg why is it so HOT
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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
guys listen up i have a subtweet "stfu bich" thats the subtweet rt if you agree
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Love when people are late to a teams meeting and I can just stare at my own beauty uninterrupted
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What is cold foam
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I put a bag of hash browns in my handbag this morning and you can imagine how that has panned out
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Every day I block domino’s from texting me and every day they breach the perimeter of iMessage again
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
They shoulda made the alert noise that Australian kid going EEMMMEERGINCY from Simpsons
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’m ugly
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
No one is ever gonna love meeeeeeeeeeeeeee even tho I got great tits
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
10/10 outage would live in darkness again
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Calipress changed the menu and I’m fucken filthy about it I demand my cali beef bowl
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My hair is dirty but my heart is pure
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I love gizmo
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Why the FUCK is there a half time show in the World Cup now is nothing sacred
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Also football
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Is the metro ever fucken open on the weekend
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Jorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
everything i know about ww2 i learned from the original call of duty (2002). for example did you know when the russians retook stalingrad from germany they did it in the quake 3 engine
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
at the Dyson service center and this dog just realized it's in Dog Hell
a dog surrounded by vacuum cleaners
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hahahhaha
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trumps gonna invade Belgium
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hydration, broken
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
How come kids all know how to do that demon screech sound like they are emerging from hell?
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is gonna give me a heart attack too many bangers and fooken mash innit
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Nice to see some footbah happening
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Jorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
getting away from the bad screen at work and home to the good screen. real bortheads remember
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I love to be on or around my computer
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Personally I love it when a vendor hands over a pile of untested crap and tells me it’s ready
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Thank you to the football for giving me a legitimate reason to watch tv at work
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
How you getting in a world cup team when you cant not hit da post lad
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Boring ass game I coulda played better than that
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This rain got me wetter then a wetnap
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Shut the fuck up. You want to be nasty own it. You selling titty milk like it on the menu at Baskin Robins. Stop being a dumb bitch. The only health benefit is attracting simps. Now put that shit in a wifu cup with tits they gotta suck on and you got yourself a product. You're welcome. FUCK.
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Talentless fake violin man slop. God I really hate him
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I think I’m getting my period
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I hate that fake violin cunt in Pitt st mall
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Why do I have to eat every single day
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I hate bungie for making that marathon game it sucks anus and they owe me $60!!!!!
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Saw my local lollipop lady in her civilian clothes today and it has messed up my entire day
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 13/04/2026
Saw an ad for M&Ms today and honestly....if you don't know about M&Ms by now you are dumb as fuck
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I’m 45 in a couple of weeks bruuhhhh how can I be almost 50
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Why is Labor asking me for donations can’t they just steal money from my taxes or whatever
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