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Samantha Bortkins

@bortkins.bsky.social
166 followers 136 following 629 posts

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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
@tezamondo.bsky.social this is you
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Trams are OP in this game
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Transport fever got my graphics card running HOT, so nice on a balmy evening
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hahaha
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Are you enjoying it
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh yeh I forgot I bought this I think
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s also extremely beautiful
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeh I have like a 1000 hours in tf2 I think and it’s very good.. is this knock your socks off better? Possibly not but it’s addictive as shit and the new industries and distribution methods are very cool. Plus the cities grow like crazy. But the citizens are MAD about everything.
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’d play the fuck outta that can you make it for me
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeh it’s sick flabber, love the new warehouses for proper distribution lines rather than point to point. But it’s a lot more thinking.
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good news I am addicted to transport fever 3
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sacre Bleu
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oui oui I can’t imagine they would say non
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want to be in a French metal band
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Breaking news: I don’t want to work
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How come then if I just wet my hair it doesn’t do it then. Maybe it’s some of the goop in the rain water like dust or whatever
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why really
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How come when my hair gets rained on it goes a bit curly
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Samantha has marked herself safe from Dubai chocolate
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why the
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Birb
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Getting my shit absolutely roasted at the bus stop omgggg why is it so HOT
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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
guys listen up i have a subtweet "stfu bich" thats the subtweet rt if you agree
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My guy no English person has ever eaten refried beans. Too spicy.
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fascinating. Thank you Marben for taking me on this journey.
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Do you eat it like a slab or does it melt back to bean slop
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
How come it looks like that what did you do to them
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I see you
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What is that
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Love when people are late to a teams meeting and I can just stare at my own beauty uninterrupted
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What about a bap
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I knoooowwwww
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
That looks like a Pap smear
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What is cold foam
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yep
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Yeah my shit is OILED now
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I put a bag of hash browns in my handbag this morning and you can imagine how that has panned out
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Old man take a look at my life
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
So beautiful
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Every day I block domino’s from texting me and every day they breach the perimeter of iMessage again
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
They shoulda made the alert noise that Australian kid going EEMMMEERGINCY from Simpsons
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I did
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’m ugly
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Is that bad
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sorry
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
No one is ever gonna love meeeeeeeeeeeeeee even tho I got great tits
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Beautiful!!!!!
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Samantha Bortkins @bortkins.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Ausmcgriddlestralia
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