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Juniper

@boringjuniper.bsky.social
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She/her I’m a lesbian btw

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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 16h
Guy who won’t put on the They Live glasses because he thinks they’re pervert glasses
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: I think I should start a podcast. Voice over a megaphone outside: You don’t have to do this. Think of your family. Put the microphone down and come out with your hands up.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My job makes us do this program to avoid getting charged extra health insurance premium and it’s so miserable to wear that stupid fitness watch. I feel like this shit should be illegal but they’d just charge the extra premium anyway.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I did a lot of “there were signs” things before transitioning but one of the most was when I read the entirety of Whipping Girl in undergrad for fun. And then didn’t realize I was trans for another ~8 years.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m trying to get to a place of reasonable discontent where I can post good again but shit just keeps happening
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Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm hearing that Minus Zero's R rating is due to Godzilla's graphic drug use
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s “funny” how someone saying “enjoy the camps” to us isn’t a problem but this is.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am fascinated by the way people talk about queerness and gender as “material realities.” It seems like people want to borrow from the authority of Marxist materialism but are really referring to things like how other people view you. I don’t think this is entirely wrongheaded but it’s interesting!
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It took me almost 3 months but I think I’m finally done decorating my apartment
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Last week my work had a Harry Potter themed party, now they’re using the transmisogynist Ace Ventura joke in the teams chat… what the fuck is going on
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the only things I’m “RETVRN” about. If we have to have cars, they should be tiny.
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Dahlia @robotranny.soy · 21/09/2026
we need to force cs majors to take actual philosophy education when they do their bachelors. if you want to say fake nonsense about consciousness or whatever you have that right but you should be forced to say it via analytic philosophy so nobody cares what you have to say
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Been toying with making long term plans to move to Da Big City (probably Chicago, maybe NY or something ) so it’s great that the price of gas and therefore everything else is skyrocketing.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Got cornered by some weird dude at the store today who was simultaneously hitting on me and asking if I was a woman. Cis people are fucking weird.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Disappointed I don’t do philosophy anymore but would love that I’m a woman and have cool friends
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nothing will destroy my self esteem and send me into a massive dysphoria spiral like a photo taken of me by a friend
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love working from home but I sometimes think it might be kind of bad for me to be alone so much.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The concept of info hazards is so fucking stupid it’s unbelievable. “What if I came up with an idea that hurt people by just thinking about it” you’re already doing that by being a fucking annoying rationalist. Good thing is there is a solution: shutting up.
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rose novick @rosenovick.com · 15/09/2026
disclosure day poster but it's heidgger's face and all references to spielberg are now references to heidegger
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Went to a sold out Rocky Horror showing. It was a good time!
Pic of Tim Curry in Rocky Horror with a heart that says “Frank 4 Ever”
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Euthyphro @euthyphro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Living in a post-Roe world means we know what happens when politicians interfere with established best practices in medicine: people die. When a politician says they’ll oppose established best practices in medicine, they’re telling you they’re cool if more people die.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trying to date as a monogamous trans fem lesbian who is allergic to cats is like a punishment Greek gods would cook up for defying them
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Saw someone put a summary of themselves generated by chat gpt on their dating app profile. I don’t even know what to say anymore.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They are doing amazing things in the space of grapes. These gumdrop grapes literally taste like candy.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*tearfully, with my hand on a child’s shoulder* Gloria Steinem is going to the cia black site in heaven
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Picking up pizza and eavesdropping on a very straight laced guy on an apparent date with possibly the gayest man (?) I’ve ever seen and I love that for them
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If the Democratic Party really wanted to undermine DSA they would stop writing garbage op eds and bringing up Hasan Piker and instead just go to meetings to say things like “saying you’re a Marxist-Leninist is like calling something Judeo-Christian”
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Going to keep a second bottle of champagne in the fridge once I get paid for when this loser dies
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Very disturbing part of being on dating apps again is that I apparently now count as an “older woman” to some people. I didn’t think turning 35 would make me feel so ancient.
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Nvidie @dervine7.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I was like “wait does Brandon Warmke have a brother” and yes, that is exactly who this is
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
One interesting thing about Jane Schoenbrun’s work is that they’re really good at getting the worst takes out of supporters and detractors alike
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Somehow less humiliating than being on Tinder
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It’s fun being trans with an email job because people who have never seen my face or heard my voice gender me correctly all the time purely based on my use of exclamation points.
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singular locus sarah @scgriffith.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"it's fine if a minor gets surgery actually, fuck off" is way better than ive come to expect from even the most supportive dem electeds
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Finally bought a cheap diffuser but I’m scared I’m going to set my head on fire
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Also I looked cute tonight
Me looking cute
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Of course I fucking loved it lol. Maybe a little on the nose with the themes but I didn’t mind. And it was so much fun!
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Woman taking tickets asked everyone in front of me what movie they were seeing but not me for some reason…
Camp miasma sign with hand painted “welcome campers” sign with bloody hand prints from oriental theater in Milwaukee
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Hane @hane.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The View to a Kill from Nowhere
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh my god this is not only real but the full context is incredible. No one can do it like Jason Stanley.
From Jason Stanley’s substack on Arday: “Many years ago, when my marriage first started to disintegrate, I got a therapist for the first time. He was much older, with decades of experience with Yale professors. I spoke to him about my disintegrating marriage. But I was curious why others had therapists, so I asked. He responded, “many professors spend their time with me complaining about why their work doesn’t get more attention.””
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Finally watching the people’s joker and it’s very relatable but I’m not sure if I’m enjoying it? I do love the “before the unpleasantness” bit though.
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Aidan Comerford @aidancomerford.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
JK Rowling calls Nathan Cofnas a racist, and Cofnas responds by saying that he is just applying the same logic to race as she does to trans people. Quite.
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@jk_rowling
, who is smeared for sex realism, calls me a bad word for applying the same logic to race

quote tweet by Nathan Cofnas replying to JK Rowling who said:

More than one thing can be true. Nathan Cofnas is a racist. No argument there.

Also true: Arday claimed to have been non-verbal until the age of eleven. He span a false narrative about being autistic and mute, then learning to speak and write so well he gained a PhD. What harm did he do to parents with children who're genuinely non-verbal, by selling them false hope?
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singular locus sarah @scgriffith.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
🚨🚨🚨 BANGER ALERT 🚨🚨🚨
In 2017, I closed my Atlantic essay with the words “And trans kids should know, CIA is always recruiting.” That promise has been broken. I cannot in good conscience advise LGBTQ Americans to join the CIA—and that sentence is the hardest thing I have ever written.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I really want to listen to the new Phoebe Bridgers album but my life is kinda fucked up and I’m a little worried what it’s going to do lol
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Spent 45 mins putting up fairy lights only to discover that the wire got severed and they don’t work. Also thought I broke my couch but it was fixable
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Shocking and devastating: the purple rug that I bought is definitely a bit much
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Low End Theory - A Tribe Called Quest Left and Leaving - The Weakerthans ATLiens - OutKast The ArchAndroid - Janelle Monae (if we count EPs) As the Roots Undo - Circle Takes the Square (same deal with the EPs) Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah - Bikini Kill You Forgot It In People - Broken Social Scene
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Finally got bangs! Shout out to my friend who came with me for emotional support.
Woman with wavy hair and bangs wearing a purple parrots crop top in her bathroom
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Trying to get back on dating apps eventually and there is nothing worse than looking at photos of myself. I would rather listen to my voice all day before looking at pictures. I’ve tried to do exposure therapy but it’s not working!
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It’s crazy to me that cis people are so weird about bathroom stuff but don’t see how weird it is that it’s socially normalized for cis men to piss while standing up and put it in their pants without wiping. That’s so much worse than anything a trans person does in the bathroom and it’s not close.
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