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Juniper

@boringjuniper.bsky.social
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She/her I’m a lesbian btw

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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 9h
The first prehistoric poster: does anyone else hate when you come into a clearing and suddenly forget what you were walking through the woods for?
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 21h
I think it may be time for my annual feel bad and watch Twin Peaks time
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 22h
Like she fucks apparently hot men twice but doesn’t really seem to desire them. It feels mechanical. Which is fine - I actually think it makes sense that someone obsessed with being a perfect object of desire has no desires. But if that’s where you land, then have something to say about it!
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 22h
I’m sad I watched it too late because there’s so many things about it I want to talk to people about despite thinking it’s mainly just fine. It’d be so much more interesting if it either didn’t treat every desire the main characters have as perfunctory - or at least had something to say about that.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 23h
Also very much an “everyone is beautiful but no one is horny” movie. It wants to be AGP but it’s too sterile to understand what desire is.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching The Substance (finally) and this is a transgender ass movie
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know we don’t need remakes but this movie with smart phones would actually be great. Also you can put in a Newsom stand in during the bulldozing the homeless encampment scene.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Guy who won’t put on the They Live glasses because he thinks they’re pervert glasses
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: I think I should start a podcast. Voice over a megaphone outside: You don’t have to do this. Think of your family. Put the microphone down and come out with your hands up.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t have a ton of experience with this stuff but based on the guides I’ve seen and some attempts - are you applying primer and/or foundation before putting it on? It helps the color stick and helps with getting more pigment. Especially applying while they were just applied helps.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My job makes us do this program to avoid getting charged extra health insurance premium and it’s so miserable to wear that stupid fitness watch. I feel like this shit should be illegal but they’d just charge the extra premium anyway.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I did a lot of “there were signs” things before transitioning but one of the most was when I read the entirety of Whipping Girl in undergrad for fun. And then didn’t realize I was trans for another ~8 years.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“You never posted good” okay well look…
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m trying to get to a place of reasonable discontent where I can post good again but shit just keeps happening
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let’s gooooo!
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Steven Nguyen Scaife @midfalutin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm hearing that Minus Zero's R rating is due to Godzilla's graphic drug use
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s “funny” how someone saying “enjoy the camps” to us isn’t a problem but this is.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was also thinking about writing something about materialism in Charles Mills because I do think there’s something in his description of the cognitive functions of white supremacy that isn’t reducible to the merely psychological (same with Sylvia Wynter as different as they are) but oh well again!
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know there is a history of Marxist feminism and all but this seems to be something entirely different. I wish I could still do philosophy so I could write about this but oh well.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am fascinated by the way people talk about queerness and gender as “material realities.” It seems like people want to borrow from the authority of Marxist materialism but are really referring to things like how other people view you. I don’t think this is entirely wrongheaded but it’s interesting!
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It took me almost 3 months but I think I’m finally done decorating my apartment
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s fucking wild that someone would put that in a work group chat but I guess that’s cis people for you
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m lucky to have a job at all but this is upsetting!
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Last week my work had a Harry Potter themed party, now they’re using the transmisogynist Ace Ventura joke in the teams chat… what the fuck is going on
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think you might be on to something
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the only things I’m “RETVRN” about. If we have to have cars, they should be tiny.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think decepticons have something to do with it?
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think this is easier to square if you’ve tried to date as a lesbian and have seen how many men are cool with their girlfriends having girlfriends because they don’t see the sex and relationships they have as real and therefore aren’t threatened by it. That doesn’t go the other way.
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Dahlia @robotranny.soy · 21/09/2026
we need to force cs majors to take actual philosophy education when they do their bachelors. if you want to say fake nonsense about consciousness or whatever you have that right but you should be forced to say it via analytic philosophy so nobody cares what you have to say
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s not like embarrassing to not have savings in your mid 30s right?
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Been toying with making long term plans to move to Da Big City (probably Chicago, maybe NY or something ) so it’s great that the price of gas and therefore everything else is skyrocketing.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I associate Donna with that 70s show, which I have only seen in passing but I’m pretty sure had a character named Donna. I had the same situation where a friend talked me out of naming myself Terra. Nothing against anyone who names themselves that - I do think it’s pretty - but I’m thankful.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Got cornered by some weird dude at the store today who was simultaneously hitting on me and asking if I was a woman. Cis people are fucking weird.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Claudx
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Disappointed I don’t do philosophy anymore but would love that I’m a woman and have cool friends
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I do think part of is that I need to learn to like drop my shoulders when someone is taking a picture but I always walk away from it feeling like I need several surgeries and to lose conservatively 60 lbs to ever be worthy of love
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nothing will destroy my self esteem and send me into a massive dysphoria spiral like a photo taken of me by a friend
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My ex did have a dog and that definitely made working from home better. I would have to wait until I move out of my apt (and possibly move to another city) but I would definitely love to adopt a dog!
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I did also do my shot like 12 hours ago so maybe I’ll feel better tomorrow lol
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love working from home but I sometimes think it might be kind of bad for me to be alone so much.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The concept of info hazards is so fucking stupid it’s unbelievable. “What if I came up with an idea that hurt people by just thinking about it” you’re already doing that by being a fucking annoying rationalist. Good thing is there is a solution: shutting up.
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rose novick @rosenovick.com · 15/09/2026
disclosure day poster but it's heidgger's face and all references to spielberg are now references to heidegger
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Do you use any leave in conditioner? I don’t use anything special but a friend got me to start using it and it works pretty well.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’d need to read more for further context but my guess is that she’s talking about like Haslanger here who imo has a less robust account of how social construction operates than Butler. A lot of people in anglo-American philosophy also can be bad at reading Butler in my experience. See Nussbaum lol
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Definitely invite some people over or something if you want but there’s no wrong way to watch it! Honestly I wouldn’t recommend something like this for your first time because there was like a shadow cast and people yelling and throwing things but people in my group who hadn’t seen it had fun
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Went to a sold out Rocky Horror showing. It was a good time!
Pic of Tim Curry in Rocky Horror with a heart that says “Frank 4 Ever”
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yeah I developed horrible hives as well. It’s the worst! I hope things work out for you 💜 I think I may be hopeless lol
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can’t wait to make a CEO play mono G against UW control for eternity.
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Euthyphro @euthyphro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Living in a post-Roe world means we know what happens when politicians interfere with established best practices in medicine: people die. When a politician says they’ll oppose established best practices in medicine, they’re telling you they’re cool if more people die.
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Juniper @boringjuniper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trying to date as a monogamous trans fem lesbian who is allergic to cats is like a punishment Greek gods would cook up for defying them
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