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Boredmonkey

@boredmonkey.bsky.social
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A 1968 Earth Monkey living in a very conservative Texas town. I always vote Blue. 💙

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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 50m
They found their "Jesus". They love him because they see themselves in him. Since they've never read the Gospels in full they don't know that dude, and if they did, they would call Him the devil.
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 1h
Jack Smith being thanked by a man on crutches is classic. 😁🥳😁
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 2h
I'll take hypocrisy for $500, Alex.
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 2h
Time to read the funnies. 😁
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 2h
If this is winning, I don't want any more. 🤦‍♂️
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BrickAF @brickaf.bsky.social · 5h
"I will provide for you And I'll stand by your side You'll need a good companion for This part of the ride Leave behind your sorrows Let this day be the last Tomorrow there'll be sunshine And all this darkness past"
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 4h
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Watch the live weather camera at Fort Worth on MyRadar.
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 5h
That and tramadol. 😁
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 5h
We're all doomed!
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 10h
Coming to a theater near you this Halloween. He makes Michael Myers, Jason, and Freddy look like men who shop.
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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 20h
Fixed it. #PeteHegseth #NoFatties
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 10h
*old man's voice* Weeeeeee used to burn witches at the stake for less. The evidence? Because we say so. ...Damn, witches. 😜
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 11h
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NEW 📀 For What It's Worth - Buffalo Springfield -4K- {Stereo} 1966
YouTube video by Smurfstools Oldies Music Time Machine
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 21h
Insanity 😡
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 11h
Beautiful. I used to use Kodak Technical Pan.
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 11h
I can't wait to vote for the Blue wave 🌊 here in Texas.
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Obama is too old and not progressive enough.
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🤣🤣😜🤣🤣
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Somewhere there is a pair of underwear missing a scrotum. 😁
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The MAGA candidates are screaming, "Make him stop!" I'm going to start calling them Mary Shelley. He's your monster; welcome to FAFO.🤣🤦‍♂️🤣
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Diesel Don. Hmm, I love that. 🤣🤣🤣
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When Trump is gone, can you imagine how many stories people close to him and who feared him will share?
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can't. He's one insane, confused man.
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kash Patel probably sent him a case of his urine, I mean, his liquor. 😜
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Rep. Robert Garcia @robertgarcia.house.gov · 02/10/2026
This corruption must be investigated.
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CHANGE THE TAX CODE!
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Remember the movie Se7en?
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And they think he was chosen by God. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️ They can't see that this man is the opposite of the one they claim to follow. 😱
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Makes me want to go supernova. I'm way past "This makes my blood boil."
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
💥 Trump Crime Family. CNN investigation revealing Jared Kushner, tasked by Trump to negotiate peace in Gaza, owns a company with a major stake in a firm linked to Israel's military
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's the only one I know of who talks about the antichrist and acts like one. 🤦‍♂️
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Naomi Klein Is Spot On.......
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today is "We Won the War" Thursday. Tomorrow is "Stock Market Manipulation" Friday. 🤔🤣🤔
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love this for Ken. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is the lumpy pillow guy related to him? 🤔
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We ride and flip at dawn. Giddyup.
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What Trump is doing to Uncle Sam is what I say we need to do to billionaires whenever someone says, "How are you going to pay for it?"
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They're Klan rallies, but it's after Labor Day, so they can't wear white.
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Blake Lively's Cringe Moment
ALT: Blake Lively's Cringe Moment
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They are starting to put them on trash trucks. They will be spying on us in our backyards.
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I heard they are adding cameras to trash trucks. They will be looking into everyone's backyards.
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's funny. I'm hearing many Republicans are, too. 😁 Every gas price sign is a political ad. 🤣
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've seen one eat a rocking chair once. 😛
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm trying 'positive thinking', but my cortisol cup runneth over. 😭🤣😭
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby
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