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Boredmonkey

@boredmonkey.bsky.social
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A 1968 Earth Monkey living in a very conservative Texas town. I always vote Blue. 💙

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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There is a "b" in the word dumb at the end. "Sometimes Malford pees red."-- The Stick from Student Bodies.
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If this is winning, I don't want any more. 🤦‍♂️
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Coming to a theater near you this Halloween. He makes Michael Myers, Jason, and Freddy look like men who shop.
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🤣🤣😜🤣🤣
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I sure hope tomorrow's schedule includes Putt-Putt with Putin. 😜
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This feels like a test for Google and Apple. I can see them changing the state name on their maps, even with Trump not asking them to. While they are at it, how about changing Florida to Pedoville? That's what I renamed it to.
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I don't mind this kind of AI slop. 🤣
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You are SO on this ballot. Thanks for reminding folks and giving me a chuckle. 🤣
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It's the Golden virus age. 🤦‍♂️
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The American voter has a memory of a hamster.
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
FAFO winner of the day!
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Send help!
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Send Help!
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's more like he is pausing because he's running out of missiles. The Orange Turd makes us less safe every day.
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I vote blue no matter who, but Jeffries and Chuck's talk reminds me of this balloon. Sound on.
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Trump just asked Spain to delete this man from the video. 😜
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
False positive? 🤔 The new Trump-affiliated super PAC check must have cleared.
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Give him time. Apparently, Trump knows a guy who knows a guy with a lot of paint. The wall, the pool, and soon the White House of Ill Repute, because who's going to stop him?
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Judith Dayal on Instagram. It's amazing how the MSM protects this evil man.
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The jokes write themselves. Taco Bell is already synonymous with diarrhea, but this takes it to a new level. Taco Bueno doesn't have this problem. @tacobueno.bsky.social BTW, Taco Bueno got its start in my hometown. 😋
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
And I ran, ran so far away. I couldn't get away.
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I know exactly where to place it. 😁
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Question: What Church do you go to? The Only Correct Answer: I don't go to Church. I'm not a pedophile.
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
@briantylercohen.bsky.social I think Coldplay was the cameraman. 😜
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It looks like a silent auction. With the added auctioneer's chant, it makes more sense. Where were the mothers?
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I think I like the clock on the right,, but if you like the one on the left just close your eyes, stick your fingers in your ears, and go, la la la la la la la la. People aren't freaked out enough about the job losses AI will bring to mankind. They think they are creating a God machine.
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Christians warn people about the anti-Christ. What did they do? They voted for him. 🤦‍♂️
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Trump grabbed these pussies so hard their cats got their tongues.
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Trump's use of distractions is like a photographer trying to get the attention of a toddler with a squeaky toy. "Look at the bird."
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Boredmonkey @boredmonkey.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I found his take to be....👇
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