iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Okay! I feel like most German manufacturers that have been in continuous operation since 1909 don’t usually play that up, but right on, okay!

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Brock Lesnar is truly the David Beckham of WWE (bc every time he opens his mouth you’re like “wait THAT’S what he sounds like?”)

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

I finally got an iPad to do my dumb doodles on. It takes some getting used to after being accustomed to drawing on paper but I think I’m starting to get the hang of it

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Very appropriate that today is my first day off after seven days on 🙌

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Why can’t a guy come out of the TV to be the president of people and just not be weird about it

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

I feel like I don’t still hear enough about EEAOW, considering the Vietnam flashback to Film Twitter c. 2022 typing that acronym gave me

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

New Pawpaw Colloquialism I just invented: “welp, if you’re gonna step in dog shit, at least you had on jellies”

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

@jamieloftus.bsky.social please tell me there’s going to be an episode about the time the internet collectively decided not to find out who Dril is?

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

I wish anyone who wanted to tell me that I have to love myself before anyone else can love me would practice saying it to an oncoming train first

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

I dunno DAD since you’re such a genius why do YOU think I smell like weed all the time

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Been getting a lot of friend requests from randos lately

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Well that’s one way to do shots I guess

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 19/02/2024

Previously unseen footage from the scrapped Shakespeare-in-Love-style movie about JK Rowling

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 13/10/2023

So now I’m realizing that I could’ve worded this more clearly. This is not my truck. This was just chillin in the Walmart parking lot in exactly this state for god knows how long

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 13/10/2023

So yeah, sometimes your alternator shits the bed, but then you go to Walmart and the universe finds a way of telling you that it could be worse

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

When you need to bring more potent energy to the table because being a Horse Girl alone isn’t cutting it

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 17/09/2023

Show dogs are always called some shit like Honey Put on the Zapruder Film I Think I Cracked This Wide Open

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2023

I love a tattoo that I forget about until I wear certain outfits

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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 16/09/2023

saw someone asking how the rock and john cena are allowed to do wrestling stuff during the strike “is WWE not a union gig?” met with a thousand responses along the lines of “calling WWE ‘non-union’ would be like calling the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory ‘not quite up to code’”

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2023

Roommate: You know Goldie’s got her tail in your paint palette Me: Oh that paint’s dry

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 15/09/2023

“Hey what’s up” “Not much just about to smoke a scab” “Haha don’t you mean a dab” [Muffled sound of Bill Maher screaming to be let out of a small silicone container]

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 15/09/2023

I’m two failed jokes from posting wordle scores again.

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 15/09/2023

I’m the only good kind of landlord (doesn’t kick spiders outside as long as I continue to not see anything I hate more in here)

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 15/09/2023

Found the most boring, soothing corner of Facebook, and it’s mostly just people who live in mad-old houses trying to figure out what the mad-old shit they find there is for

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 15/09/2023

“Three for one? How can that be profitable for Frito-Lay?”

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 15/09/2023

Aw, dogs get their own version of the Dr. Bronner’s bottle. Love that for them.

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 14/09/2023

Santa evaluating if I’ll get presents this year after I spend twelve hours across two nights watching Vanderpump Rules

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 12/09/2023

[Me to my sleeping pets] Stupid

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 11/09/2023

Simply for the thrill of letting patrons stare dead-eyed the menu wondering how it’s even possible to fit 3000 calories in a single order of chicken tenders (like are they served on a bed of Cinnabons or?…)

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 09/09/2023

I speak truth to power* *power is whenever someone is hotter than me

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 09/09/2023

I speak truth to power* *power is whenever someone is hotter than me

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 10/09/2023

OH well of COURSE it’s okay for the MEN to smoke in the Waffle House bathroom

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 10/09/2023

If you hold a croissant to your ear like a phone it connects you to the president of France.

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 09/09/2023

When my art gets likes but no offers

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 09/09/2023

What’s the most mortifying thing you’ve ever done on purpose? Mine is when I was at a party and went up to my friend’s hot Australian coworker at the cheese board and said “thaaat’s not a cheese knife!”

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 09/09/2023

Don’t Look Now but here’s another picture of me as a tot

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 09/09/2023

Met this shaggy dog outside the community center where we were having my Mimi’s memorial, decided to chill with him and feed him brisket as a reward for not putting me in the position of finding a unique way of answering “so how’s North Carolina?”

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 09/09/2023

The problem with dripping a hot dab on my knee from a nectar collector after consuming the dabs in question is trying to remember if there was some reason I shouldn’t try to wipe it off immediately, and by the time I’m like “ok yeah probably not” I wiped a layer of skin off along with the wax

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 04/09/2023

Hate getting into a fight with my worst enemy and we just become a moving dust cloud.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

Eating healthy is boring but it can extend your lifespan so basically there are no advantages

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 08/09/2023

“Haha feels like I need a vacation from my vacation”

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Hoss Bogg @bootycohn.bsky.social · 08/09/2023

Uncle: What are you watching Me: Cocaine Bear Uncle: Oh, like a bear that gets the same high from eating people like someone would from doing cocaine? Me: You’re really overthinking this

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