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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃

@booternextdoor.bsky.social
793 followers 457 following 29K posts

Bsky’s premiere non-binary shitposting amphibian #YASS 😼😻 they/them only please ! happily partnered 👯 pfp by @alterhate.bsky.social Parody account…. Please do not take anything I say seriously 🫥

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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 12h
It’s like sure I could see myself getting there eventually but Lunch lady has like 1000 synapses that fire after reading a post to genuinely think so far ahead to a joke that I’m like still trying to find idk how to explain it really but it inspires me
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 12h
Your new haircut is so so serviana dupree my god
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 12h
Sorry if that’s not woke go ahead and cancel me idgaf
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 12h
Yea I respect that but the number pad is a privilege that REAL desktop users get to experience
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 12h
Shut uppppppp how do you even think of these
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Lunch Lady @braaaf.bsky.social · 12h
god announcing he’s making humans but his keyboard is broken and types “A” instead of “E”
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 12h
Dropping tomorrow 💜 I just used clay aiken’s music so I didn’t have to bother you 🤩
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 12h
Thank you 💜💜 oomf made it for meeee
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 12h
You can’t get a wireless keyboard for Mac at all?
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 12h
Oh I’m just being inflammatory I’m sorry thank you for your earnest response 💜 but it was ok
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 12h
HE?!?!?
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 12h
We’re like two talents thatre managed by the same person
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 12h
Meeeeeeeeeee when trade laying in my bed hella musky……..
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 12h
Omg is that extra 1% included in your raise/bonus?
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 12h
I wuv u
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 13h
I meant see her soon because you will die of old age soon grandpa
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 13h
I’m kind of like a once in a generation talent at shitposting
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 13h
Wendell is like an alter ego but im actually purplewooper btw
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 13h
@alterhate.bsky.social the only bitch I fuck with the rest of you hoes is DUST!
Purplewooper made to be a vampire witch on an orange background for Halloween
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 13h
Me or Matt
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 13h
Inshallah you will see her before you die of old age soon
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 13h
What the hell.. sure!
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 13h
My like is for meteor never having seen CRJ
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 13h
Wish I could live tongue-to-taint
Sad emoji holding knife to their wrist
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 14h
It’s so beautiful with the whole fit you really ate this all the way up!
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 14h
Shoes so so cunt omfg
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 14h
Girl shuddup you know we have a friendship already that begets this interactions
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 14h
Executive puss realness
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 14h
I love being razzed and read by my oomfs BUT if we haven’t already built a friendship to have that relationship, you just come off as a major cuntbag by being playfully mean
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 14h
Like your personal style is so iconic and cute
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 14h
Oh my god you are so cool!
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 14h
Same 😞
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 15h
That’s just her face
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 15h
I would like to see it
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 15h
You’re hella easy for that..
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 15h
Tunnel Jizzing? I fear I messed up
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 15h
Cock straight forward I cum tunnel Jizz-ion
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 15h
Gabon’s massive daddy cock actually corrupts the twink
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 15h
Yay :D
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 15h
It’s a buttbortion dropping off daddy’s cummies 😋
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 15h
Not going to the bank, but I’m making a deposit 👅
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 15h
I dont have any Halloween pfp :( I wanna be a witch or vampire but I don’t have the skills
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 15h
Adela bb I also like my boys a little feminine
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 15h
No they’re tight and close to my body
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 15h
teach me ur ways
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 16h
I bet if i put my mind to it I could get to 1k before the end of the year but I might need to sell out and be payola Dupree with some fucking low hanging fruit
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 16h
Midkenuinely need to go get my hearing checked too ….
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 16h
Midkenuinely need to throat a musky cock and slurp on the stinky balls STAT!
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 16h
Big fat juicy hairy nonbinary ASS .
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🎃 witchy wendell 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 16h
They are maximizing their joint slay!
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