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@booternextdoor.bsky.social

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Bsky’s premiere non-binary shitposting amphibian #YASS 😼😻 they/them only please ! happily partnered 👯 pfp by @alterhate.bsky.social Parody account…. Please do not take anything I say seriously 🫥

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🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 1h

Damn your seed weak asf

Brandi making a face of obvious pain in some fuck ass nonbinary denim blue ensemble as Aretha Franklin cackles with delight having stepped on Brandi’s toe while they looked a mess

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 10h

This everything burger

Pikachu Pokemon tcg card from the Burger King diamond and pearl promo set

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 12h

Kind of need to see troye’s goon face

Embarrassingly by Troye Sivan Lyrics:

Find some sort of meditation
Deep inside this masturbation
What a sticky situation

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 22h

They faces killings me why nobody gaf meme and it’s Meg from family guy revealing herself from a scream mask and her family on the couch unbothered

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Had to wait to get home but I’ll absolutely show you some of my fave cards :3 all of these are delta species OGs!!! That umbreon in the middle is probs the most expensive card I own burger

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

You are genuinely so mean burger to me it’s not funny burger anymore

My sad ugly dog all wet in the sink

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Not you changing it up now Mr big dick is involved

Screen shot of franoween post “nothingburger arguements are the tool of a desperate cornered enby”

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

If you wanna eat the burger, then you’ve got to pay the price

Taylor swift edited onto tinashe pop star cover (she looks chopped)

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Marina and charli xcx side by side photos with Instagram comment from marinagrams saying “That BURGER looks familiar!” (Edited from That FROOT looks familiar!)

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Sisterrrrr, I’m sick in the head burger

No bc why do you burger psychosis today - text message from bestie

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Mathü showing up in barthelona

Raven Symoné in a nasty little one two red outfit looking gorg with her curly hair up in her hat

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

You fr

Samurai in traditional Mexican couture

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Been trying to practice smiling in photos and I genuinely feel like this doing it 😐😐😐😬😐😐😐 like why do my face muscles suddenly forget how to move when I start taking a photo

Purplewooper smiling selfie with curly dark brown hair and a gentle brown eyes in front of an unmade be (it’s ok girl I was laying in it before this….)

Basically the same photo but this time I am not looking at camera

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

OMFGG I just realized tomorrow is Friday the 13th

Shock plus devil smash up emoji

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Omg this is what the eagle would look like playing my songs

Shocked plus devil smash up emoji

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Second bagel eatenings has hit the tower

Do I come off as mysterious or…… a fat pig

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I’m fag? #musicmonday

3x3 grid of albums

Top row — pop star by tinashe, she’s the best - Troye Sivan, Audacity - Jae Stephens

Middle row — prima by adéla, age of the exhibitionist by Rebecca black, fell asleep in the sun by after

Bottom row — loose by Nelly Furtado, Nature is healing by horsegiirL, wuthering heights by charli xcx

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

When you get the nothing burger but you sub the everything bagel for a bun and you add awesomesauce #mindblown

Shocked devil emoji mash up 😳 😈

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Like how can you not say ack ack ack

Martin short and alien lady in Mars attacks

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Being an anon breeder at the no loads refused cum dump:

No one knows my name by Jae Stephens on Apple Music

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

You could’ve at least tried to make some these rhyme a bit more

Victoria Monet: new meme pack for u with 4 images of her posing in front of a yellow background with various expressions
A quote tweet says “no one using these”

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

You gotta use this annoying pink bitch for maximum effect

Annoying pink emoji with text I’m craving…. $900

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Chapter one:
There are many rumors about Morgaine, the witch who lives at the edge of town.
Some people claim that the old woman has made her home outside of Dúnwood for over a thousand years, far surpassing the typical lifespan of even the most long-lived mortals. Others believe her to be a runaway princess, abandoning her station in the Realm of Light for a love she would tragically lose far too quickly. There are even tales, told only ever in conspiratorial whispers, that accuse Morgaine of practicing ancient and powerful magic, far greater than the base potions and salves she is known around town for.
All these rumors, of course, are true.

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Watching you beef with fudge farty such a treat I’m always like *emoji eating cookie* BE MEANER

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

BREAKING: Awkwafina was asked to comment on the iconic purplewooper x laurel yanny beef…. “What the hell is you talmbout????”

Awkwafina in a sheer black crop top and long black skirt

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My boss (who uses AI to write every email) complaining that people are sending her AI generated emails

Taylor swift as tinashe from the pop star album cover

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Can I be this one

Small white bunny (?) with a blue cap looking cute and confused

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I thought we were having fun 😞

Femboi shaggy looking up at muscle trade Scooby doo

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

YOUNG?

Brandy wigging out as Aretha cackles from stepping her big ass down on her foot

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Never?

Sad emoji holding a knife to cut their wrist

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

We get it, yall fags wanna fuck each other 🙄 now can we get back to what’s important— uplifting TINASHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woman at a computer: I have to uplift tinashe while her baby is drinking kerosene thinking it’s water

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

@alterhate.bsky.social the only bitch I fuck with the rest of you hoes is DUST!

Purplewooper made to be a vampire witch on an orange background for Halloween

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Wish I could live tongue-to-taint

Sad emoji holding knife to their wrist

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Genuinely so obsessed with air frying my “uncrustables” recently omfg

Air fried pb&j sandwich in a square pocket

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’d rather be alone —> crash out

Getting dick tonight on feelings off

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Something rose 😼 and it’s my heart rate because bitches have ANXIETY!!!!!

Sonic dancing with text overtop “sometimes you just gotta Macarena through the anxiety”

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

#musicmonday #MADONNAmonday

3x3 grid of albums
Top row: music (Madonna), pop star (tinashe), age of the exhibitionist (Rebecca black)
Middle row: prima (Adela), fell asleep in the sun (after), Audacity (Jae stephens)
Bottom row: Day and Night (Carly Rae jepsen), American life (Madonna), confessions II (Madonna)

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Believe it or not I’m actually quite happy in this photo 😁😁😁😁😁

Purplewooper serving face in a Mario kart t shirt

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Armpits are so yummmmmmm

Cute dog with bib and text bubble that says waiter! Waiter! More armpits please

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When I go out to smoke and just throw on whatever bullshit I have laying around

KY Kelly looking like shit in her Pig Sty Chic look from drag race uk s8

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Thank you a plea for life for reminding me of this fire I posted 🔥

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Blanket bae got me like 4 years ago making a return

Bed made with wooper blanket and gengar piñlow

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I have to uplift tinashe as her baby drinking kerosene

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Genuinely amazeballs

Airfried uncrustable

🎃 spoopy wooopy 🎃 @booternextdoor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

How’re you?

Dj Khalid with t-shirt with they crossed out