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@bongripper.bsky.social
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Ram • 26 • he/him or he>they>she if you're chill • Butch dyke • Jew-in-training FRESHLY !! graduated with a BS in Environmental Science/Tech. Living outside and restorating. bongripper.neocities.org

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FrontRangeWildflowers @frwildflowers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
One year ago today 🌿 Brooks Falls Grizzly
Ursus arctos horribilis at the top of Brooks Fall 

Photo by wife
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help I've autumned and I can't get up @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
bigger! BIGGER! muahahahah 🍅🌱
an orange tomato on a kitchen scale, the tomato weighs 1.2lb
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Constance Lee Menefee @conniemenefee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Bullfrogs in & out of focus ... 🐸
Slanted pondside with four bullfrogs
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
People keep teasing me for not adding my wife and kitties to this list but they're such obvious additions it lowkey feels performative. Also many people online dont have a wife and kitties to appreciate so I think its important to highlight things more people take for granted
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
First week where I'm able to sleep in my own goddamn bed for MONTHS.... This is awesome. One more hour of work and I get to go home? And have service?? And cold water?? And AC? AND A SHOWER??????
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Usually when the internet starts to erode my reading comprehension and faith in my fellow human being, that's a sign I need to unplug a little bit.
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
What's crazy is that's literally not what I said at all. I feel like you could probably benefit from using bsky a little less and engaging in some tactile hobbies.
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It can happen, it sounds like something that would happen, but it definitely reads as tinfoil hat posting. I'm just teasing you man
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Shout out to the old white couple leaving Lowe's a few years ago, who saw me and my wife holding hands (going to Lowes,) held hands and basically ran away from us.
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Its been a while since an old white lady saw me (a lesbian) and showed actual fear. Lmfao
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Why did this old white lady shield her sheet cake from me when I stopped to let her cross the parking lot at Sam's club? It definitely came off as being afraid I was going to steal it from her
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Are you also afraid of Jewish space lasers changing your local weather patterns?
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
He's such a piece of shit. I want to look just like him.
Robert Pattinson looking like a creep on the set of Good Time. He is blonde with funny glasses.Robert Pattinson looking less chudly but still douchey with his normal hair color. Robert Pattinson looking bad and fucked up and disheveled after being the worst human being alive for an hour and a half in Good Time. He looks remorseful for the first time in the film and is in the back of a cop car, looking through the back window grate. Robert Pattinson looking lowkey kinda sexy but only because its a closeup of his face, he has a gay ass little earring and he's sweaty. Blonde in this one too
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Being Butch is literally just fulltime drag as far as I'm concerned. I'm a deconstruction and satire of a certain kind of man. And I make it sexy.
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Everyone in my crew thought Robert Pattinson looked bad and chudly (on purpose, very good!) When we watched Good Time last week. Unfortunately I found the blonde douchebag look to be extremely gender due to the satirical nature of my masculinity
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Do u think if I use bsky to network, my current followers will recognize my authorial voice if they find me again organically? 😳
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It is gender affirming in every sense of the word. I am not complaining. #butch
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Anyone else remember the point of the citizens conservation corps? Just me? Lowkey feeling like an able bodied young man being put to work by the government so I can eat and lay my head somewhere at night.
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Recession recessioning. Everyone is scared of the end of this work season since there aren't even any fucking restaurant jobs to be had. I wanted to stop my Americorps after my first term since I am EXHAUSTED but it looks like I'm doing a second one to pay the bills....
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
In case people do not know this great poem by Nael.
The Tiger by Nael, Age 6 From “They’re Singing a Song in Their Rocket”
The tiger
He destroyed his cage.
Yes.
YES
The tiger is out.
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twistopherrobin.bsky.social @twistopherrobin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
#Art #StreetArt #Brazil uses real #Trees
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Julie Butcher 🌴 @juliebutcher.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“Pay attention to what you pay attention to.” ~ John Green 🌱 Whatcha growing? 🍅 I swore I'd never grow tomatoes again 'cause of those dreaded ugly wormy things. But alas. I cannot resist.
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City Mouse Garden @citymousegarden.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Taste the rainbow! #gardening #KitchenGarden #GrowFood #NoSpray #UrbsInHorto #Chicago 🌱
Closeup of beautiful large oval cherry gold and purple tomatoes.Metallic red/gold/purple medium tomatoes.Deep purple-brown cherry tomatoes.Glowing pink-dark purple ombre cherry tomatoes with artichtectural green tops.
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Plutonic Rainbows @jasonnewton.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Darien Moss-Pouch Frog (Nubitheca darienensis), a cloud-forest amphibian whose dorsal brood pouch shelters developing young. #Cryptozoology #NaturalHistoryArt #ImaginaryFauna
Vertical antique zoological plate on cream paper showing the complete Darien Moss-Pouch Frog, an olive-and-umber arboreal amphibian crouched on damp moss. Fine leaders identify its dorsal brood pouch, fringed toe disc, and granular dorsal skin; habitat, size, behaviour, a 5 cm scale bar, and an 1892 field note appear below.
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mjlinde.bsky.social @mjlinde.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
#ForestFriday #moss #sphagnummoss #fungifriday #fungifriends #naturephotography Beautiful spagnum moss as far as the eye can see.. Sphagnum enthusiast from Norway @sphagnums.bsky.social
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Art & Nature @capecodfairytales.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
#Poetry #Painting #Morning It is morning, and again I am the lucky person to be in it - Mary Oliver 🎨 Kaoru Yamada
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Steve McKerrall @photosteve.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A large male Brown Bear 🐻 #bears #mammals
A close up portrait of a large male brown bear A large male brown bear walking through short grass
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
To help relieve work stress, don't answer emails on the weekend. Also on weekdays after 5 PM turn off your email. On Mondays, don't log into your email until after noon. Before logging in on Tuesday burn your computer and erase your identity. By Wednesday morning gather supplies and escape into the
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franciscOOoOo👻 varela fan club @paleopragmatist.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
if you had to play lionel messi in one game, but you got to choose the game, you absolutely wouldn't choose soccer. bringing guns to protests is like choosing soccer.
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Rabbi Ruti Regan @rutiregan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A2: I think that we sometimes get ourselves into a lot of trouble needing to frame Jews as especially virtuous in order to frame Jewishness in general or Israel in particular as legitimate or worth valuing. #ParshaChat
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If I do freelancing I need to make a new account NOW where I stop getting into arguments and have my real name attached.
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Deciding what kind of communication I want to do. I like the idea of freelancing so I can wrestle with a diversity of different tones and styles. But I really want to develop programs for (and teach!) kids...
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Feeling motivated as fuck. Need to start drafting shit for a professional website.
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Curtis Burns @thatturtle.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Water Music #photography #EastCoastKin #quiet #ColorADay #GreenSat
Small, leafy green plant growing from a dark, mossy bank and dipping into gently rippling, dark water.
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Chris Scary Moss @christoptomus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Usually, when we garden we want perfect leaves, lush growth , big flowers, and no problems. There are whole breeding programs devoted to providing consumers with all those things. A lot of big box stores carry things like "proven winners" and such. There are multi-billion dollar industries 🧵
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Hatchingphoenix 🏳️‍🌈 @hughjodonnell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I did my least favorite thing today (driving in Pennsylvania) but I got to see some cool rocks.
Bilger's Rocks, and ancient rock formation in the northern Pennsylvania Woodstock are angular moss-covered, and surrounded by trees
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פינחס יוסף מונד @pymundgenealogy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If you are shameless I will fix that
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The granola was unfortunately stale since I fell off the yogurt + granola grind when I lost regular access to restrooms. Turns out not eating dairy for breakfast when you're lactose intolerance makes you feel less like shit
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My hypothesis that oatmeal with textures isn't as putrid, has more evidence. Had it w granola and honey, ate a peach on the side when I grew tired of the texture. It was a half serving btw. One day I will like oatmeal.
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 17/07/2026
The Atlas of Surveillance, our database mapping police surveillance tech across the U.S., turns six this week! Want to know how police are keeping tabs on you and your neighbors? Search for your town on the Atlas of Surveillance: www.atlasofsurveillance.org
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פינחס יוסף מונד @pymundgenealogy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The theme of Rabbi Yirmiya's questions and the reaction to them are literally an entire section of his Hebrew Wikipedia page:
he.wikipedia.org
רבי ירמיה – ויקיפדיה
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I wish I could have a beer with this guy. We could be insufferable together.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I hear y'all like birds, so here's a bird. It's an African spotted eagle owl. Which is kind of two birds if you think about it. Even though it's one bird. And not an eagle at all, and totally just an owl. Shut up. (I got to do some falconry in Ireland and it is a delight. This bird was the best.)
Landscape-oriented photo -- pretty tight close up on the face of a spotted African eagle owl, which is not an eagle, and is an owl, and it's from Africa, but raised in Ireland. The bird has a dappling of brown and coffee cream feathers, and a bold yellow supernatural eye ringed by the featheriest feathers that ever did feather. In his black beak he -- er, actually, she, I think her name was Lulu -- has a little chicken leg/foot jutting out, all pinky-orangey-fleshy-colored. It's probably from a baby chicken. I dunno. Don't judge. Let the owl enjoy things. Don't bother her. She just wants her li'l chicken snack. Photo by me, Chuck Wendig.
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Acorn ants, Temnothorax curvispinosus, in an old acorn in Illinois. They need an acorn in a particular stage of decay, usually a year old and already hollowed out. If you're looking for acorn ants, you won't find them in the fresh ones.
A cut through a round gray acorn revealing a few dozen shiny orange ants.
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Jen C Mars @jencmars.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I like their big silly heads Cratomus megacephala
Close up photo from behind of a tiny black wasp with a very large, dumbbell shaped head standing on a bit of dead, rotting wood. The wasp has little spikes above its compound eyes and the wings are slightly iridescent.
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
And you know. Said rotted government is a major supporter of other said crooked government. So maybe this could be a two birds one stone situation.
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I do know another country that would probably be grateful for international intervention though
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Goat @bongripper.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Western intervention in Israel is a horrible idea diplomatically due to the history that region has with western government intervention. But me want change NOW
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