Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Accidentally sent an email with "Hell," instead of "Hello," so it sounded like Stone Cold Steve Austin needed an update from a vendor 000
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Looking out at the beautiful ocean and losing my shit because Snoopy's not out there surfing and smoking a blunt and I can't press a button to make it so 000
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026(Me opening dating apps in the morning) anyone like me yet? No? 001
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Boston? Choosin' Texas? One things for sure, these southern fried songstresses are on the move! 000
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Just saw a commercial for a laptop that didnt mention AI once god damn do I want that laptop 000
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Lizzy Holmes lookin kinda nice with it 000
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Is there anything better than the screen saying "Restart Required" immediately after restarting? Has anything ever been so sublime? 000
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 27/08/2026(Soul Asylum voice) BLACK jeans on a WHITE guy 000
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This is the universe punishing them for the whole "name is one color but another color is the team color" thing. That's what it's been this whole time 020
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Lotta dorks on this site. Kinda a problem for me, known locally as "mr. cool" 001
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Margaritaville but for weed - DO NOT STEAL 000
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 15/08/2026YT Music is playing me a mix I can only assume is internally labeled "90s Hawaiian Shirt Guy mix" 110
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Dog With A Blog Da Bang Da Bang Diggy Diggy Diggy Said The Boogie Said Up Jump The Boogie 000
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 06/08/2026This company I have to call all the time has a 'fun' song about being on hold as their hold music and one day it will cause me to break bad 100
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Shouts out to these kings making a gyro in 1 min flat 000
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 13/03/2026There should be a full-on Star Wars remake starring the Muppets. Come on, this is a slam dunk! I'm mad I can't watch this and this is the first time I've ever thought about it! STOP MAKING THEM SELL SHIT AND GIVE ME MISS PIGGY AS PRINCESS LEIA 000
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 01/03/2024This soup in my slow cooker better hurry the hell up 000
Reposted by Ian Faker-Binchwint @dril.bsky.social · 22/02/2024"Lets bully george w bush, Lets beat his ass" Um guys? Making the executive decision to invade Iraq wasn't an easy choice. If forced to weigh every option, it's possible you'd have done the same. Perhaps you should examine your own choices you make in life, before attacking others. Gotta go, see ya. 551858242
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 31/01/2024No one can play guitar like I can (kinda bad) 000
Reposted by Ian Faker-Binchold roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 07/01/2024locomotive, golden west mini golf, hill city, south dakota, 1987 0221
Reposted by Ian Faker-BinchHard Drive @hard-drive.net · 04/01/2024RIP Hard Drive 2017-2024 hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...hard-drive.netRIP Hard Drive 2017-2024Hello! When we started Hard Times and Hard Drive almost 10 years ago things were a bit easier for us. Facebook and others allowed our… 32417167
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 04/01/2024As an adult you learn that people who are *mysterious* are often just people who are *on different drugs than you* 000
Reposted by Ian Faker-BinchGuggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 29/12/2023Silhouette by Man Ray, 1916 botfrens.com/collections/212/conten… 0366
Reposted by Ian Faker-BinchRevy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 23/12/2023Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato 1722230117427
Reposted by Ian Faker-BinchMargaret Atwood @margaretatwood.bsky.social · 22/12/2023Happy Holidays, Merry Xmas, let's hope for a good 2024! 55117876
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 18/12/2023TV has blessed me with a Rare Stan. Thank you TV 010
Reposted by Ian Faker-Binchjeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 18/12/2023john fetterman is chasing those israeli checks like they're a random black guy jogging in his neighborhood 931752
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 17/12/2023Yeah everyones lying and annoying!stop freaking out about it! 000
Reposted by Ian Faker-BinchThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/12/2023For ten years now, I've been writing letters from Santa to my young relatives. To mark this decade, I wanted to include something really special, and after a lot of research into his workshop’s size, location and layout, I'm confident that this checks out. Hope they like it! 321261410
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 11/12/2023You people with your "coffee" and "energy drinks" cant underatand the natural jolt of yanking out six nosehairs at once 010
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 10/12/2023Calling a cat by the wrong name is a real fur paw 000
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 08/12/2023posting "fuck cancer RIP" on a painting of Mary Queen of Scots 000
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 08/12/2023I dont have insomnia my weed guy just didnt text me back 010
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 27/11/2023On wed at thr dance night i was talking to my best friend about tubeway army and we were interrupted by another friend who was trying to remember a band that eneded up also being tubeway army 000
Reposted by Ian Faker-Binchmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 26/11/2023you know what. you guys are right. “you must vote for the guy who does not listen to his constituents nor care about what they think, to save democracy” is a legible and compelling message 441200246
Reposted by Ian Faker-Binchcats who share one braincell @catbraincell.bsky.social · 21/11/2023The soda brothers 221243
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 15/11/2023Practicing saying "well I don't think that's funny" in the mirror. Needs more pith 000
Ian Faker-Binch @bonerofalonelyfart.bsky.social · 13/11/2023love my email job, love toiling away in the email factory 000
Reposted by Ian Faker-BinchChuck Tantrum @goatse.bsky.social · 13/11/2023It's 🎄hristmas Eve and the 🧒👶kiddies are in 🛏️ed... 🚨🚨 You lettin 🧑🎄anta Close hit it raw 😳⁉️ or nah 🚫⁉️ 39012
