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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 16h
kojima realized that the only way to make an open-world good would be to betray the principles of it just a little bit by introducing a tighter structure. and then he made mgsv and the death strandings
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@quimbles.bsky.social bought me a light-up prop cigarette and i’ve mostly been using it to pretend i’m solid snake
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 01/10/2026
i sure hope my bitch wife doesn't wanna watch blue
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
suspiciously mgs4-thoughts-shaped tumblr post: www.tumblr.com/bonelessskel...
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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · Rambling about Metal Gear Solid 4's Gameplay · I think one of the strangest things is that it probably has some of the best actual systems up to this point in the series(not includ…
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
[metroid] sammyyy
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
[riku voice] noah kind of assholepon for this. sword not even yours. now fiora at bottom of fucking ocean
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
just reached a heretofore untold level of incompetence(somehow managed to get a cut while swapping out the batteries on a leafblower)
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
mess with the cat, you get the claws. mess with cat tut… ancient locust plague 😈
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
imagine reading an essay on the history of egyptian orientalism in games, but as it goes on you realize the author is just talking about cat tut
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
3 days until chapter 5 and i still have no idea what “friends inside me” means
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
apple girlington is the knight
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
imagine one guy who’s really excited about jjk vampire survivors and nothing else
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
deltarune tomorrow
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
beatrice umineko is transgender laura palmer
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
ough
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
fucker
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
this is all ignoring the incredibly obvious elephant in the room that this topic is mostly an excuse for conservative gamers to argue that accessibility is too woke and evil. i think there’s a discussion to be had about how accessibility decisions affect the game as a whole but this ain’t it 💀
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
i’m not even necessarily opposed to this argument given the specifics of its implementation, like i don’t think what essentially amounts to a list of cheats is the best option for this. but we can’t judge it yet, it’s not fucking out yet 💀
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
they moved straight from mixtape discourse to arguing about how mina the hollower’s accessibility settings harm the game’s integrity, a thing that can’t properly be judged since the game isn’t even out yet. I GOTTA GET OFF TWITTER!!!!
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
next time we are forced to spend weeks arguing about a bad game can we at least pick an interesting one. like xenosaga episode ii.
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
mixtape is bad but not in any interesting way, it’s like a 4 or 5/10 overall. it’s absurd that it got so many 10/10’s but it’s so much worse that it became like. The Topic of gaming discourse. if i have to hear one more hot take or pithy one-liner about this boring ass game i’m going to explode
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
i’ve considered getting back into genshin before, but i think one of the main roadblocks is i can’t switch to the girl mc without starting over 💀 the other roadblocks are, of course, the rest of the game
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
it’s not a good idea at all, but it’s certainly novel to structure your game as a bunch of family guy cutaway gags but with the intention of making you feel sentimental rather than have you laugh. like it doesn’t work at all but at least mixtape is doing something different i suppose
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
explaining evangelion to an american: what if a burger was your mom
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
they should pull a ff7-remake here. really fuck with people.
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
almost half of this series is just starfox 64 💀
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
this is the 4th time we have made starfox 64, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
starfox adventures officially recognized by nintendo in the big ‘26, insane.
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
yes, nintendo. remake starfox 64 for the third time. brilliant idea
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 22/04/2026
You’d think!! But nope, the technical advisor for Bluesky dipped their phone into the pool to cool it off and then was surprised when it stopped working
Three posts from @why.bsky.team

Entering day four of "no phone because it broke and I can't get to an apple store", AMA

I left it outside in the sun and when I went to pick it up, it was saying
"temperature too high! let phone cool down before using again", and then within a few hours it was gone

Okay, so full transparency. I did dip it in a pool after it said it was too hot.
I was told not to do that before doing so, but my hubris said "nah these things are waterproof" and into the swim it went.
I go in the pool when I want to cool down, why can't my phone?
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The pope isn't less evil than the billionaire failsons he's just vaguely competent at evil
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The christofascists over in the US will say some shit like "real god-fearing christians hate functioning infrastructure" and then the pope will go "actually with infrastructure you can go get catholic guilt in church more easily" and a bunch of people will go "wow. the pope is so good" like no.
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
monkey's paw curling hard as fuck for xenosaga fans today
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
i like that the money plane puts a watermark over their torture footage
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
it’s very funny to describe someone as the “undefeated champion” of russian roulette
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
it seems they’re actually doing this type of scene for every character
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
“we have to go to the rumble’s hq” *scene transiton* “darius grouch iii, aka the rumble”
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
the scene opens by having the antagonist stare directly at jack and say his full name + alias for no reason at all
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
there’s a really strange scene at the beginning of money plane where the protagonist and antagonist(who are implied to have known each other for like. a while) are talking and give like a wikipedia synopsis of who they are and their backstories
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
long-term gender goal
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
*of the games in this series that i’ve played
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
of the games in this series, it’s definitely the easiest. even considering the difficulty jumps wily capsule and those fucking tires, theres no contest lol. but it’s a very nice looking game, and it’s still fun, and i genuinely got chills when megaman said he was more than a robot at the end
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
megaman 7 has some neat moments and some cool ideas, which is why it’s such a shame that it’s kinda mid
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
if you're going to be insistent on supporting X media made by Y reprehensible person, you should at the very least pick a good one and not fucking harry potter
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
oh my fucking god. csm 232 is the same as scooby doo mystery inc
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
ayo we’re da goodfellas give us ya money bozo
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
before watching goodfellas, i very much imagined the characters on its iconic poster cornering you in an alley and saying ayo we’re da goodfellas. after having watched it a few weeks ago, i still do.
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bonelesskeleton.bsky.social @bonelesskeleton.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
NEW SLANG ALERT! “teal” -> for when something is real but also greenish blue
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