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Lawrence Everett Forbes

@bohemiandork.com
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Black queer writer, painter, caregiver, and Lambda Literary Fellow. As seen in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, Salon, WIRED, and Wheel of Fortune. | Clips, paintings, and miscellany can be found at bohemiandork.com. 🇺🇸🇻🇨🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🩼♿️

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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 05/10/2026
I did one good thing today: I voted by mail! 💪🏾
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 01/10/2026
And this is why:
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 26/09/2026
It was indeed.
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 11/09/2026
Twenty-five years ago, I took this photo of the first tower of the World Trade Center from Lower Manhattan as the ground rumbled and shook beneath me on September 11th.
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 11/09/2026
I was this close from the World Trade Center that day, 25 years ago, and I’m still in shock, honestly.
Picture of two people standing in front of the smoke-topped towers of the World Trade Center in the distance from Lower Manhattan.
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 25/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your photo roll.
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 21/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 18/08/2026
Post you from a different era in your life
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 08/08/2026
I use these wipes on my face, and every day, I see the most dirt after wiping my forehead. Do I really have a dirty mind?
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 06/08/2026
It's giving...
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 31/07/2026
“What’s stopping them from banning piercings? It’s a slippery slope. We are in Alabama. President Mark Brown just gave an honorary degree to [GOP Sen.] Katie Britt,” she continued. “It feels like a slippery slope of us devolving into conservatism. It’s worrying as a student.”
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 29/07/2026
I'm trying to rid myself of Reddit, but they keep sending me this message:
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 27/07/2026
My name is Lawrence, and I have a candy problem.
Five pound bag of Trolli Sour Bite Crawlers gummy candy.
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 26/07/2026
I recently bought mace, because I feel so safe in my racist homeland.
Pink can of mace.
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 25/07/2026
Watching the Special Olympics Wrap Up show, and I’m so proud of and inspired by these athletes.
Large television screen with a Black special Olympics athlete giving the peace sign to the camera.
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 23/07/2026
There are still slots open in @profsue123.bsky.social's Instant Gratification takes too long course. The five-week class helps you develop your ideas and pitch publications. Better still: She has three magazine editors a week who share the best ways to get into their periodicals. Get you some!
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 15/07/2026
Oprah, I blame you for this scourge!
Medicare.gov email message featuring an image of a grey-haired Dr. Oz. Beneath it is a paragraph, suggesting coordination exercises as a way to stay in shape. Beneath that is a green button with white text that reads “Watch the Video.”
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 13/07/2026
Her best album:
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 12/07/2026
Won this fun pet hat at Bingo tonight. Wonder what I should feed it?
Black man wearing a shark hat and a silly expression as he looks over his eyeglasses at the camera. Restaurant patrons in the background.
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 06/07/2026
This might send you over the edge, then—because it's $300!
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 01/07/2026
Danny Glover was one of my first crushes when I first came out. 😍
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 18/06/2026
Today’s Knicks parade was anticlimactic for me, because we (a friend & I) could neither see or hear the celebration from my spot near the City Hall station.
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 09/06/2026
Same!
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 04/06/2026
Let’s go, New York!
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 01/06/2026
I feel you, but you look good—not like me with Amber Mark. I cheesed too hard. 🤣🤣
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 25/05/2026
Currently reading "The Ghosts of Gwendolyn Montgomery" by @clarenceahaynes.bsky.social, and it's really good!!
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 25/05/2026
RIP to my favorite tungsten-carbide necklace, featured in the fine photo below. The microscopic pin holding one of the links together slipped out, fell into the sink, and slid down the drain. It will be missed.
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 24/05/2026
Enjoyed this movie: Funny, satirical, well-acted, and all kinds of entertaining. I ❤️ "I Love Boosters"!
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 04/05/2026
Soy Lorenzo, un bien estudiante de español!
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 26/04/2026
I'm painting my bedroom periwinkle—or Watertown (818), according to Benjamin Moore. Here's a sample:
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 09/04/2026
Good morning, @danyelsmith.bsky.social only. This appreciation post is for you, just because. Thanks for all the writing you've done and continue to do. Stay Shining Brightly, L.
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 01/04/2026
You know, those machines where you attach the pads and turn on the current to fatigue the muscles so they can relax?
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 27/03/2026
I have a crush on Dereck from tonight’s Wheel of Fortune episode.
Wheel of Fortune contestant: a bald Black goateed man with black eyeglasses.
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 17/03/2026
Oldie but goodie:
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 12/03/2026
Sometimes, the snowfall looks like a digital effect.
Backyard with a fluffy pine tree on the left, fence on the right, with a view of the patio furniture in the adjacent yard.
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 10/03/2026
Okay, now—got my ticket to see The Jill Scott this July in Brooklyn, Baby! Yes!
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 09/03/2026
5: The Pilot G-2 Pen!
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 07/03/2026
I just came across this one, and it took me back to the late ’80s. What a (lighter) time that was!
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 05/03/2026
Good morning to Amber Mark! Still coasting on last night’s meeting! 🥰🥳
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 05/03/2026
I met THEE AMBER MARK, and she was AMAZING! And her performance is about to begin! 🥰🥳
Amber Mark & Lawrence Everett Forbes at Brooklyn Steel.
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 22/02/2026
Finished an audiobook today, Molly Jong-Fast's "How To Lose Your Mother: A Daughter's Memoir." Since my memoir is covering similar terrain—parent with dementia—I figured I'd give it a listen. Good stuff. Really grueling at points but good.
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 17/02/2026
How I want to get out of 2026:
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 17/02/2026
Yeah, I worked at Tiger Beat/Teen Beat (as a copy editor) in 2001, at the height of the Boy Band epidemic, and celebrities were the least interesting part of my job.
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 07/02/2026
I feel indicted my @michaelharriot.bsky.social's comments on chicken leg eaters. Wonder what I'm talking about? Read Black AF History!
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 05/02/2026
Dear Fellow Writer Folks, I'm writing to let you know @profsue123.bsky.social has a five-week book workshop coming up next week. It's a great way to learn what it takes to sell a book. Each week, you receive insight from industry professionals who help demystify the process. A true discount!
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 03/02/2026
Don’t mind me, I’m just podcasting with @michaelianblack.bsky.social on @hignfy.bsky.social, playing games, talking about my memoir, and upcoming cover of Janet Jackson’s “The Pleasure Principle.” Episode airs tomorrow!
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 31/01/2026
We ran a little late for taping, so @roywoodjr.bsky.social met fans for postshow photo ops—which struck me as thoughtful and generous. The show, “Have I Got News for You,” with @amberruffin.bsky.social & @michaelianblack.bsky.social, airs today. (And no, I’m not on camera.)
Roy Wood, Jr & Lawrence Everett Forbes, two Black men, pose for a picture on the set of Have I Got News for You, at CBS Studios.
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 30/01/2026
I dream of being on Michael Ian Black’s podcast. (There’s a raffle.) What we’ll talk about, I don’t know, but I’m sure we could figure something out.
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 30/01/2026
Here at CBS Studios for a taping of Have I Got News for You with @roywoodjr.bsky.social @amberruffin.bsky.social @michaelianblack.bsky.social, where comedy is a form of protest.
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Lawrence Everett Forbes @bohemiandork.com · 30/01/2026
Sausage at Bernie’s
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