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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ

@bogwitch.bsky.social

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 36m

I ended up at a goth club in Northcote because of course I fucking did

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Today's film for 31 Days of shOctober is the 2011 (Prequel? Sequel? Remake? Sidequel?) of The Thing. Can't possibly compare to the Mac's hat, but I'll give it ago.

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Boy is there some unsettling shit on marketplace today

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Back in the saddle for 31 Days of shOctober! Tonight's entry:

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Can you guess what my Halloween costume is going to be...

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Hell of a sunset, Melbourne.

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Increasingly infuriated by the way Facebook Marketplace sellers are using AI in their listings. If you do this, please know that I hate you and will never buy your shit.

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Oh my god the sweet baby chonktopus has blessed my bedroom with her presence for more than 2 seconds! I have won! My prize is cat hair!

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Aha! Busted Bailey making biscuits. First time I've seen her do it!

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Patting the sweet angel baby chonktopus to the dulcet thumps of televised tennis.

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

This week on Judgemental Cats of Kensington

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Bailey is..tortoiseshell? That weird mix of all conceivable cat colours. She is perpetually baleful in her glances and has proven to be a tougher nut to crack than her idiot sister.

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Today on Nothing Behind That Cat's Eyes, will Molly once again use the litter box with her arse hanging over the side so her shit falls directly on the floor?

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

So this is my plan for Halloween decorations on the Kensington House. Not too scary, but enough to get the best house in the neighborhood award AS THE GODS INTENDED

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

This is your sign to not only have a divorce party, but to give out markers and notepads during it and ask everyone to write their worst wishes or meanest curses for your ex husband. Was not disappointed lol

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Tonight's very silly entry for the 31 Days of shOctober is: In which a dumb white girl beats up a disabled man when he tries to warn her about the killer in the backseat of her car. Also Tara Reid can still move her face. 2/10

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Let me eviscerate you.

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

And a happy drunken time was had by all (mainly me)

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Tonight's viewing for the 31 Days of shOctober is:

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Good score at the street library today. Should keep me going for a while.

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'll never get tired of watching the werewolf transformation scene. Absolute fucking genius.

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I love that Rik Mayall is in this film for absolutely no reason whatsoever

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

An old favourite for the 7th Day of shOctober 🥰

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Sod all Halloween stuff, but got a decent little mini haul. I think the birds are originals, not prints? Would have to pull the backs apart to check. Loved the TV adaptation Of Sharp Objects (creepy AF and creatures a dollhouse) and who doesn't like sweary craft projects.

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

MOFF

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Today's choice for the 31 Days of shOctober is: (IMDb says it's a horror movie and it's directed by Raimi sooo 🤷🏻‍♀️)

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Today's entry in 31 Days of shOctober is:

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Tonight's viewing for The 31 Films of shOctober:

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The second pie came out much better. Twice as deep as the last one, though. Weird gingernut centrepiece is to hide the gash I made checking it was set 🙄

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Today's film for 31 Days of shOctober is:

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Take 2....

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Daylight savings can suck my dick

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

15cm less hair. I'm feeling very sad about it, but my nails could cut a man's throat, so it's not ALL bad news?

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This week on Random Cats of Kensington, this guy absolutely fucking sent me en route to the train station. His little face!?! He's my new favourite.

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Pretty sure I need these nails. Not want, NEED. I might die if I don't have them??

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

FUUUUUCK the oven is too powerful. Oh well. I'll remember that for next time 😒

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

How cute is this apron tho 🖤🎃

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

An army of them. Yes.

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

[heavy breathing intensifies]

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Behold! For the first day of October, I present to you the finished Halloween Booty Frog. A fabulous use of free will and a felting needle.

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Not to be dramatic, but.. [is dramatic]

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Bit wet innit

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Mentally I'm here

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yeah, that checks out

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Cunty rainy weather for the next 7 days. Melbourne, you hag. Give me more spring sunshine. I'VE FUCKING EARNED IT.

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

New headphones acquired 🤘🏻🥰 (Thanks to a mysterious benefactor!)

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Found him