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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 2h
dissecting the scientific flaws of whalefall with my coworkers as god intended
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cydney 🕷️ @cydneyjt.bsky.social · 16h
I WON’T SETTLE FOR A GIRL WITH A FAKE JOB
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Olivia Rodrigo - expectations (feat. Chappell Roan) (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by OliviaRodrigoVEVO
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 21h
playing zoo tycoon 2
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Happy Dolphins Jumping Under Rainbow
ALT: Happy Dolphins Jumping Under Rainbow
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
evil shauna shipman my beloved!
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
going insane swallowing my grief to be normal at work every day haha
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm so late to even CONSIDERING a fall/halloween layout help who should I become
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I have to log on and listen to everyone spout that Heated Rivalry is the best show to ever exist but as soon as anything has more than 1 gay woman in it is conveniently ass and oh it’s not lesbophobia it’s just conveniently every piece of wlw media is just the worst thing ever written!!
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
coffee shop won't stop playing old clairo while I write I'm gonna thr*w up
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cydney 🕷️ @cydneyjt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i LOVE this chappell fit it’s giving lola from shark tale 🙂‍↕️
chappell roan with crimson and cream hair wearing a crimson and cream striped dress at the abbey’s national PrEP day eventcloseup of chappell roan with crimson and cream hair wearing a crimson and cream striped dress at the abbey’s national PrEP day event
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
some people are pick mes for their parents and that's just as sad ☹️
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
whole time I was watching the birds I kept thinking "I know that guy" and turns out he's pongo from 101 dalmations
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
happy lesbian day I love being a lesbian and having a lesbian fiance
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Hangedemperor Faunlet: Happy Bunny Dance
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charlie 🎃 @shanyabug.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL LESBIAN DAY 🔥
red text on a white background that says “EVERYONE GET LESBIAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
every fall I wish I could rewatch tvd without rewatching tvd
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
girlboss fail: cried in front of my team right before meeting with one of them for an eval
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love being educated I love having a college degree I love reading nonfiction I love being ambitious and having a career I love not depending on a man for anything I looooveeee being a lesbian and not subscribing to the patriarchy in any way🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
very anxious🩷
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
getting psychic damage from hearing woke young people say they've read colleen hoover and watch the movies
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my 9 albums 🤭
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
have you guys heard about how kids can't tie their shoes so they tuck their laces in instead...you people can't do anything @ the parents
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
in addition I would like a consistent stable schedule that never requires odd evening hours. big asks apparently!
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate the american healthcare system why on earth is everything so hard
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sometimes I think the reactionary + absurd hate comments from thin women when someone says it's ok to not be skinny have to be bots but unfortunately I think they just have eds so they have to insist that it's natural and to ever consider otherwise is "discrimination"
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
manifesting a job that WON'T!!!!!! Ever ever ever ever require me to do anything on the weekend
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if I can't have love I want power is such a perfect fall album chef's kiss
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
whole family treating my engagement like it's a dirty secret is SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's genuinely crazy how I don't know any irl vegetarians or vegans anymore and I went to school for environmental sustainability AND I'm a lesbian omg dare I say I'm a little lonely lol
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HeckmanFT7 🎃 @heckmanft7.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
yeah yeah i heard the news but just in case i made a meme
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
try as I might to resist it I think I'm no longer a latte girl</3
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
how did I miss that ed sheeran built himself a compound called sheeranville
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I cannot believe Melody wasted her back to back wins like this I DON'T UNDERSTAND #bb28
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Liv 🪩 | dwts era @bookishliv.swifties.social · 18/09/2026
The icons have been walking Drew like a dog alllllll season but Drew has been walking Melody like a dog just as long. like Melody i don’t even wanna hear it from you this week and i just know youre gonna call yourself stupid again #bb28
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Husky Dog Refuses to Walk in Store
ALT: Husky Dog Refuses to Walk in Store
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
if you notice that I have 6 books marked as currently reading on goodreads pls just know I am being attacked by non-renewable holds
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
please please I need hiking friends PLEASE PLEASE
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
every retired mixer and harmonizer should be listening to flo ‼️
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🌌 Sasha R. Jones (Gone until late Oct) @sasharjones.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
🔹 Blue Shade Coyote 🔹 Mixed media on cotton on panel, 7” x 4” A fun little piece I did while traveling in WA, based off of a photo my housemate took of a local coyote dad a few years back. Original available: sasharjones.com/store/shade-...
Set against a dark blue background of shadowy conifer foliage, a scruffy coyote rendered in red, yellow, and white pastels sleepily squints at the viewer. Bright light hits their muzzle and paw tips, lending the piece a feeling of reprieve from a hot desert day.
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
if I get butcher will everyone at my job stop expecting me to naturally know how to decorate/plan parties/generally make things ~cute~ to their tastes. first of all feels like a sexist expectation second of all what straight women find cute I find horribly ugly xoxox
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I HATE PEOPLE WHO DONT PICK UP THEIR DOGS POOP WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the real reason they banned furries from ren faire is because the normies have taken over and they don't like anything remotely "weird"
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
they'll let just anybody become a teacher these days huh... no degree no experience no license nothinggggg
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
maybe part of me wouldn't always be a sharmen lover if I could get ANY OTHER BUTCHFEMME REP ON TV EVER!! also tasha x alice 4ever but I don't have to apologize for that
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
me rn if anyone cares
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Trixie Tang: The Fairly Odd Parents Animation
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
me now that there's not a ring camera pointed right at me every time I enter or exit my home
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
portabella mushroom cap burgers are literally a crime please make it stop
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MORGAN POPE @modelmorg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ 🕯️TAYLOR WILL NOT BE🕯️ 🕯️EVICTED ON THURSDAY🕯️ 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ #bb28
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
starting physical therapy for my recurring mystery pain today IM SCARED
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Spongebob Squarepants' Nervous Act
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
lowe's customer service is so bad they either treat you like a criminal at self checkout or they treat you like a moron if you ask for help
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the three horsemen of the apocalypse in books: israel mention, harry potter reference, taylor swift lyrics
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