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@bogturtle.bsky.social
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
girlboss fail: cried in front of my team right before meeting with one of them for an eval
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my 9 albums 🤭
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
how did I miss that ed sheeran built himself a compound called sheeranville
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
me now that there's not a ring camera pointed right at me every time I enter or exit my home
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
realizing I may be allergic to wine and cider (sulfites)
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Been manager for OVER A YEAR and my coworker STILL makes jabs that it should've been her to get the promotion every time something upsets her 😀👍🏻
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
mommy issues reactivating
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
noaa being defunded has made my job so hard I have like 7 weather apps for making work decisions and 75% of the time it feels like they lead me astray
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
10 yrs of legalized same-sex marriage so I do think wedding photographers/venues/planners/etc only posting het couples is a very loud and hateful choice
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
opened up my next read and within 10 pages this man is saying things about a teen girl's body that I can't in good conscience repeat
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
bringing this guy back do you like his room
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
need to save up for wedding but want more tattoos before wedding ....
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
planet zoo 2 coming and I STILL HAVEN'T PLAYED PLANET ZOO 1
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
CATWOMAN FINALLY UNLOCKED!
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
having the nicest weekend with my bestest friends
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
soon!!!!!!!
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
this friday-
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
the CUTEST little things, my FAVORITE spring catch of ‘25 and ‘26 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
having to be So Managerial lately
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
was gonna read outside but there are not one but TWOOOOOOO wasp nests on our patio
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
got bad family news before I went to work, got to work and we found out about a shooting down the street so everyone was understandably crying or upset, and now I keep making so many mistakes and want to cry but I am stuck here for 2 more hours
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
today a teacher at one of our field trips held up a sheet of paper to me and said “I HAD to show this to you, this is what chatgpt made based on your field trip” and I
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
another week apart from my gf
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Tw emet don’t look Randomly thr*w up last night so now I am living in fear of that happening again while I’m at this conference or worse on my canoeing excursion
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Day 1 (of 3) work conference done
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
apartment complex has not called me ONCE about our flooded unit, yesterday when I called they said we could move back in today or tomorrow and they’d fix the ceiling later, today they said they started the ceiling and MAYBE we can come back on Monday
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
me when my boss is nice to me
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
letting the Donate Everything I Own thoughts win
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
4 depressing nonfiction books back to back now I must rejuvenate with Christmas lesbian romance
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
new mission unlocked
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
kind of a win that my gf’s brother’s wedding has been so chaotic that everyone keeps wistfully bringing up our future wedding
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
the world is mascphobic I cannot for the life of me find a wedding outfit
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
did my coworker really just ask me for a ride (completely out of the way for me) before asking her own fiancé if she could borrow his car ….
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
every time I open my mouth I think wow what a loud noise still on the soapbox just hoping I seem underwhelmed
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
every time a guy writes a song he’s a sailor a cowboy holding out the world in his palm like he made it himself
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
bix -
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Oggdo bogdo you are such a freaky icon
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
emotional support coworker has been out on vacation so I refuse to text her but so much has happened that I need to yell about
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I can’t stop laughing at this message from my gf’s dad ??? why is it tragically poetic
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
went to pride night at the zoo and I never knew how badly I needed to see animals surrounded by gay shit 1000000000/10
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I am prepared to defend myself
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
this heat wave is making me so stir crazy I need. To be. OUTSIDE
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I think my gf has a new hyperfixation…
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Should I sign up to volunteer at the bird rescue center even though it requires one 3-5 hr weekly shift for the first 3 months …..
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
first 4 pics on your Pinterest is your vibe🌛 this is actually so good
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Me when I’m drunk and want to drunk text but Kathy won’t answer
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
first full day being in charge while my manager was out and I feel worked to the bone tgif tgif
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
another round in the books
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
this cover art makes me so irrationally angry why is it so ugly
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H 🕯️🐦‍⬛ @bogturtle.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
My mom secured the rots anniversary popcorn bucket for me today 😎
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