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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 13h
Mike Evans is going to be in the NFL until he’s 46 and playing receiver like a Basketball Dad
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mournninja is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a hundred years
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seahawks-Chargers is a college game that they put in the NFL for some reason
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TRUMP: Good Iran good Trump give beautiful strait deserve oil RUBIO: Mr. President, Iran refuses to reopen the Strait. They no longer trust that we’re negotiating in good faith. TRUMP: jealousy ayatollah
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/adam-...
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More Everything Forever
This "smart and wonderfully readable" (New York Times) exposé shows why Silicon Valley’s heartless, baseless, and foolish obsessions—with escaping death...
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I knew I was taking on this risk when I drafted Jaxson Dart but I thought it would be like week 8 bsky.app/profile/insi...
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Football is unethical
All my QBs gone
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Chicken thigh flavor. Spongy texture, closer to a portobello mushroom than anything
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I would hunt Liberty Bibberty for sport and mount it over my fireplace
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Fort Valley State College” is not a real place, come on
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The xenomorph is perfect as an unkillable thing in the vents and mostly just stupid as a thing that gets shot by marines
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My movie take that makes people the angriest is that while ALIEN is an unimpeachable masterpiece, ALIENS is at most a B- perfectly fine action movie
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/09/2026
"I wrote the piece and Claude found the links relevant to my claims" is, even without the AI, such an admission of poor thinking and argumentation. your claims should emerge from the evidence!
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Replay ref in UW-Utah State just said “slow-motion camera” in the most aggressively Midwestern accent I’ve ever heard
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
they did it. they reached the pinnacle of Seahawks Game Pre-Commercial Footage Of People Throwing Fish At The Famous Seattle Fish Market. there is no need for any more after this, the genre has been perfected
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Montage of the Seahawks’ romantic photoshoot with their Super Bowl rings immediately
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Grounder to second Soft liner to second Soft grounder up the middle, maybe an infield base hit depending on defensive positioning Grounder to second Decent line drive to shallow left
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“I was trying to get an invite to the island, but they told me I was too beautiful and young.”
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Large portions of the data center backlash are based on moral panic, but the the tech right VC types upset by it are very funny considering how gleeful they were about the demise of ‘legacy’ media. What’s that? You’re missing epistemic gatekeepers who would place complex facts in context? Tough shit
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Last one is gold
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’ve already told my wife goodbye for the next several weeks
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dudes rock
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Lin-Manuel Miranda adaptation of the Horus Heresy.
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You got a good thing going with the jingle, you don’t need to base a whole campaign around it to hyperscale your mindshare
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
New Farmers Insurance campaign is rapidly rising up the Most Annoying Commercials list
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Of course not, he’s bisexual and nice
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The hippo? They’re beefing with the centrist hippo???
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Jay Caspian Wang, if you ask me
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
(extremely thirstily) Kristen Scott Thomas please embroil me in a convoluted bureaucratic game to subtly bolster your power
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
HYPHEN
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
BREAKING: IRGC has withdrawn from the Strait of Hormuz and Kharg Island in acknowledgement of American supremacy, leaving behind a giant wooden horse as a gift for President Trump
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Contemporaneous evidence from the time period of Barry Bonds’ purported career suggests that he was a heavily mythologized version of Giants outfielder Jon Dowd
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Some people in the replies trying to argue with me about Velvet Underground. What makes you think I’m open to this conversation
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Velvet Underground is unlistenable and if they’re your favorite band’s favorite band then your favorite band also sucks
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Grungo Law was a Gamorrean security guard and occasional karaoke singer. In 4 ABY, shortly after the death of Jabba the Hutt, Grungo attended a Max Rebo concert, which set him on the path to
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Ooo sorry, this is actually a Claude-generated image for the prompt “large adult son.” Easy mistake to make
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Great move, you gotta get that smokeshow raw screen presence when you can
A picture of Ross Douthat, the hottest man alive
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Trick question, I would be tackled and gagged by an air marshal immediately after starting to explain “CHUG PISS”
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Christopher Nolan’s thematic fixation of “Great Man Regrets What He’s Unleashed” is directly attributable to Nolan’s own work on BATMAN BEGINS (2005). In this essay I will
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Heads: Kamala Harris Tails: Eric Adams Decline: Gavin Newsome
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Saw one of those “I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE ELON WENT CRAZY” bumper stickers but it was on a Toyota Camry. Great bit imo
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Board game conventions across America gripped by terror over spate of attacks against guys who look like Will Stancil
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Trying to think of a riff on the lyrics here but I don’t think I’m allowed to say any of those words
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Instead of saying extremely stupid things like this, have you considered hitting yourself in the nuts with a hammer
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
BREAKING: Graham Platner reportedly attempted to leave Widow’s Bay and has been lost at sea
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
it's not actually an honor to end up on the cover of Viziers Monthly. it shows your machinations aren't subtle enough
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Top 5 movie genres: - Something is wrong with reality - Paul Giamatti and/or Dano are a weird little guy - Body swap - A bunch of regular folks band together to defeat evil after an inspiring speech - Criminal (who is actually good) is one step ahead of the cops and has a Plan
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I can excuse meth dealing and violent psychopathy, but I draw the line at Islamophobia
Grand Theft Auto V protagonist Trevor Philips, who is probably not the Trevor Philips who works for Bari Weiss, but it would be funny if he was
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Bobson Dugnutt @bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
haha great joke…unless??
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