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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 7h

If you know a better website to find people who think their roller derby selfies will look intimidating, I'd love to hear it

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 11h

"Woke 1" was a corpogovernmental propaganda campaign to discredit a range of social and class conscious movements, and "Woke 2" is an attempt to put the toothpaste back in the tube now that conservatives are so racist they'd choose to tank the economy if it means outgroups suffer just a bit more

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 12h

Kicked out of my DnD group for creating a wonderful dancing bard named Ymca (pronounced “EEM-kah”)

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 12h

Me, PhD in Equalizing, watching the Equalizer: "Yeah that's prolly how I woulda done it"

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Finally watching Nirvanna the Band ... Matt is so mean to the hot one :(

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Learned League schedule got me feelin like the white slumdog millionaire

Learned League one day special for Philadelphia Sports Suffering

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Some of those that work forces … are a part of our caucus

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You know how former #1 pick busts get chance after chance because there’s always some sucker who buys into his “potential” and “mechanics” that thinks he’s one step away from putting it together? Anyway, heard the new Dakota Johnson movie sucks

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Fucking up my rotation against the World Series favorites so I make sure I don’t lose a four run lead to “Bryson Stott”

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Greatest sport in the world and it’s not particularly close

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Opened an email from my bank on my birthday and expected a promotional offer for a free Small Money on my next visit

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The ideal tv season is 1.5 to 3 hours long and there should be scheduled times where you can go into a dark room and binge watch highly anticipated shows all at once when they release

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I need 20-25 good men to assist me in using kinetic force to bring Sluggo's new hat to a permanent end

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Every time there was a pizza on the screen in Primetime, I leaned forward like an offensive coordinator who just called for a trick play

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Living in America is so scary. Like one day all the white frat boys get a firmware update at the same time and start wearing hats with upside down words on them and you just gotta keep going to work

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

They’re gonna invent sabremetrics for TV in 20 years and find out Game of Thrones was moving like this:

Dante Bichette’s bbref page showing his comically low 5.7 career Wins Above Replacement

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Really hard to pick one singular candidate as the most egregious inclusion here, but Severance has released 19 episodes in 5 years and more than half of them are mediocre or worse

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

They think we're too fucking stupid to notice

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So proud of the fact that my brain calcified in 2003 that I need to loudly announce it every 10 minutes

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Lady at the deli counter called for order “9-2-5” and I said “What a way to make a sandwich” a little too loud and she looked around like she expected me to have a handler

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This Northernlion-Dan Gheesling stuff is like the Macklemore story for guys who have a favorite Nathan For You episode

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I swear to god if this guy laughs wryly and presents my character a difficult choice between what’s easy and what’s right …

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Real movies for my iPhone friends, iMovie for my real phone friends I don’t fucking know

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I need a research grant of $60 million for my team to get to the bottom of that throaty fake yelling voice that millennial nerds do when they get excited

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

*Explaining the Ship of Theseus to a Philadelphian* “OK so remember when the Sports Complex was the Spectrum and Veterans Stadium? …”

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Forgetting that I’m crouching before interacting with the Burger King cashier and two nearby cops shoot me 26 times for attempted robbery

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Your coworker is going to act like this is the most daring thing ever made, and then you’ll watch it and it’ll end with a David Bowie - “Heroes” needle drop

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

That coach on Air Bud’s team was legit like “Oh thank god this dog is here so we don’t have to give any more minutes to Kyle” … if that’d been my kid I’d have slashed his tires

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Visible rust on the QB after missing multiple games, and you can see his frustration as he comes off the field after that ugly third down attempt.

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

There should be a guy named Cello Ma who’s fucking awesome at the yo-yo

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Emmys are the better award show because the winners don’t do the thing where they pretend to have a panic attack during their acceptance speech

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frankenstein fucks car @hulkfuckscar.top · 14/09/2026

"what's your favorite color" i reject the question. i dont have a "favorite" color. i enjoy the interplay of how multiple colors can complement each other, and that interplay can happen between any combination of colors. i am neurotypical.

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This post is a sting operation for guys who know where to get the most vibrant short sleeved button up shirts

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

A godsend for me and my 2,999 sons, and for my fat neighbor and his 1,499 fat sons

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This doesn't apply if you say this because you're a Mets/Cowboys/Pens/etc. fan, but in that case I can't say what's wrong with you without getting banned off this web site

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

If you truly believe Philadelphia sports fans are evil, I do think you're a higher risk for falling victim to propaganda, con artists, cults, and similar cognitohazards

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

D: “Aha! Methinks I have crafted myself an unassailable position, perfectly triangulated as to maintain my values while the opposition can find no fault in my principled concessions!” R: “Hey should we spend $10 million or 20 on the ad run calling this guy a slur?”

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Yeah cuz that lil drummer boy movie took place in New York. We all got it, man.

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Sir, a second finger has poked the Curly’s eye

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Feel bad for the Wolverine devs. They made the same game that’s been getting unanimous praise and awards for years only for everyone to arbitrarily decide that they hate it now

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

From my experience: Everybody who rides the bus with me and doesn't own headphones

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

One year later and Netflix is out here kirkposting

Netflix UK & Ireland posting “Nearly did himself a neck injury” in reference to stills from one of their shows, posted on September 10th, 2026, the one year anniversary of Charlie Kirk getting blasted

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Counting or not counting Gorn violence?

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If you can't hold hope in your heart for a Shyamalan-Gyllenhaal-Nicholas Sparks linkup, then I'm sorry but you're just not as far along in your Journey as I am

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Remain | Official Teaser

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