Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Learned League schedule got me feelin like the white slumdog millionaire 000
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They’re gonna invent sabremetrics for TV in 20 years and find out Game of Thrones was moving like this: 020
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026They think we're too fucking stupid to notice 0567
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 10/09/2026One year later and Netflix is out here kirkposting 010
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 31/07/2026When they show a waterfall on screen and I can't go behind it to find a treasure chest with an uncommon accessory to sell at the next vendor because it doesn't quite fit my character build 0490
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Fischler. Fichtner. Two exquisite character actors. Much to consider. Much to learn. 010
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Unlike those idiots, I have been trained in Gun Kata so I will shoot only my enemies with pinpoint statistical precision 040
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 11/06/2026She will never be Scarlett Johansson wear a hat for The Met to a Mets game. 150
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Pointing at the screen, whispering to my wife in the theatre: "That's the Wall Street Journal" 1302
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Probably the worst opening shot for a trailer I've seen in my life. Perfect distillation of the "your parents just recommended the worst Netflix movie of all time" 2020's aesthetic. Why is there a brutalist bus stop in the middle of the woods? 0251
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Accidentally took nyquil instead of dayquil so I'm just going through the day lookin like Lego Jigglypuff 010
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Don, when the Minions say “Banana!” and everybody laughs 0331
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Watching Grasshopper Republic, a film shot entirely in Uganda, my favorite neighborhood of Greater Philadelphia 010
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 05/04/2026If you had asked me which Phil would give up the franchise’s 200,000th hit, I’m not gonna lie, I probably woulda called that shit easily 030
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 27/02/2026The only good thing about hockey culture is that sometimes goalies will have an idea like "I should eat a hockey puck to absorb its powers and become a better goaltender." We need to scrap the radioactive waste that is everything else and build around insane goalies 000
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Jake Oettinger shows up at the SOTU and a bunch of fed lackeys are like "Wait, I thought we took care of this mf in Utah" 100
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Nah I don’t have Netflix or Prime. All I have is Paycheck: the premium streaming service that only carries the 2003 Ben Affleck sci-fi thriller Paycheck. It costs $1700 a month 010
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Why does the Netherlands short track speed skating coach look like he's about to clock in for his shift at the Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center ER alongside a colorful cast of other doctors, nurses, and orderlies? 020
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I think it's bullshit that there's a Secret Form of a letter in the alphabet, and we've all agreed not to talk about it. What's its deal? What else are they hiding from us? 000
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 13/01/2026When the peasants don’t buy your state violence-themed tote bags 050
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Young people have no idea what it was like when this show was coming out. Forums absolutely buzzing on Thursday nights coming up with fan theories of what shit the dad was gonna say next week. We lost that when Netflix started dropping whole seasons in one day 020
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Stepping in a fresh turd and this mf pops up in the corner of my vision 080
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Shocking to find out which country has the highest net favorability towards AI. I'm shocked. It's a shock. 031
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 30/09/2025You have about two weeks to put together the best Mr. Bean routine you can muster 040
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 13/09/2025“Charlie Kirk is dead” Conservative influencer perspective: 010
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Conservative health policy is basically just this at this point 1034335
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Almost perfect, but I think it could use a Corporate Memphis person to tie it together. 0230
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 22/08/2025As with everything, Philadelphia has been on this tip for a minute 050
Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Shit better be 93 minutes of Air Bud getting lit up on defense because he can't close out and challenge a 3. Air Bud putting up a minus-27 in 16 minutes of floor time before fouling out. 040
