Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Funniest shit you could ever possibly do is walk Austin Hedges there 000
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Voiceover performance that makes you want to stuff somebody in a locker 000
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 03/10/2026How come they're playing soccer music at this baseball game 000
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Like if we could just talk about some of the other points too that would be great. If we could please not build a world where trans women have to be bad at everything in order to be included that would be cool 000
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's probably good rhetoric and even rooted in a lot of truth but I don't love that "trans people are bad at sports anyway" is sort of becoming the singular refrain of the trans-inclusive position lately 100
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Did Amelie in class this week, Fallen Angels next week. Watching Angels now. We need a complete shutdown of global film production until they figure out how to put the green back in movies. God these movies are so green and beautiful 000
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 02/10/2026this is like when somebody I knew identified a film of the last decade, i believe some comic book adaptation, as having the first lesbian romance in all of cinema 000
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 02/10/2026look forward to the listicles ranking doomsday #2 behind The Act of Killing 100
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh my God I forgot it was Aaron Rodgers on the other side. The anti-vaxxer conspiracy theorist and the victim complex serial harasser going at it in a Midwest derby. A true and fitting battle for the nation's soul 100
Reposted by Harperone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 31/10/2025[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.” 6734189
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The guardians are like if they invented a good kind of zombie 010
Reposted by Harperlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026ebert on cage: still true 42930133
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Thank you, Alex, my screen time was totally out of control 010
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I love the "The Gambler" lyric that goes "if you're gonna play the game, boy, you got to learn to play it right" because it always kinda sounds to me like he's singing about a GameBoy 000
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Before one of the many world cup games I watched this summer I remember hearing a manager had ended his pregame talk saying "go out there and do whatever you did when you were a kid and you fell in love with the game." Does anybody remember which manager? 000
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Maybe second most important Blake is turning back the clock a bit 000
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Cavan on an absolute tear, system functioning at a high level. Damiani rounding into form 110
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I said it last game but now I'll post it - in this form the Union can make a real run on the cup 100
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Another first half red for a Union opponent and we'll take those but they have all struck me as harsh 000
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Not to be corny beyond belief but this weekend I'm playing serious + sanctioned club frisbee for the first time really in four years and every time I put on the jersey I think of De Niro at the end of Midnight Run putting on the wire and saying he feels like a cop again 010
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i probably should've just mentioned mitski but the seriousness is one of my major deficiencies 000
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 11/09/2026the other day in class i had ocassion to bring up mitski in comparison to chantal akerman but i had already brought up omegle in relation to early theories of urbanism and i didn't think i could take another hit to my seriousness 101
Reposted by HarperPhiladelphia Soccer Now @phlsoccernow.bsky.social · 10/09/202662' | PHI 4, CIN 0 BANG! HAT TRICK FOR DAMIANI! #DOOP 141
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 10/09/2026What a sweet goal for Damiani's brace. No hell hot enough for the bozos who have been asking for Stas Korzeniowski to start games lmao 000
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Strikes me as very harsh for Cincy. I guess that's just how they call me in the VAR age but I think I don't like it 000
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 09/09/2026so hopelessly confused that I'm kinda right: cancer is, like, oncologically evil 001
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Reminiscing on my favorite quote from my least favorite MLS player 000
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The way they do and don't call handling has gone batshit crazy. Just feels like somebody tossing a coin 110
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Bought myself a thorns jersey on depop last night to make my support official and it looks like PRO got the memo 120
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It's not like we need a 97th minute penalty to make this 3-0 but by the standard penso has set that was easily a penalty 000
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The chipped pass from Bueno to Wagner after the step to pull the defense the other way was so so lovely 000
Harper @bobbya.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You have a hard time not feeling hyperbolic about Cavan Sullivan 000
