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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

4-1 thrashing. We! Are! Toppa the league! We are toppa the league!

Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

First half of the @footballclubgroup.com season is in the can. @terminio.org 3-1 lead. Rappucci and Braian look a cut above after their London adventures over the summer. Team is holding shape well! Forza Terminio! Come on your Dragons!!!

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Good list. For Adley related reasons I gotta but Boston up a few notches. And Tampa for me as well (Orioles South).

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Evergreen Twe… ::: gets absolutely destroyed by a 51 year old Ray Lewis who is still one in the best tacklers alive:::

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

::checks Bluesky:: Good lord, the Ravens must be getting absolutely clobbered. Have they all had their pants fall down? Did the new coach fight a fan?! ::checks score:: ah. Well. They appear to, technically, be winning the game.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nooooo, not the Olde War Horse! Now he has nothing to recommend him at all!

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Co-operative Party @coopparty.party.coop · 27/09/2026

Imagine if your high street was filled with businesses owned directly by the people who work, shop and live there. Now, we’re helping make that a reality. Chair of the Co-operative Party Jim McMahon MP shares how we’re doing it with a £10m Co-operative Development Fund.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Love to see four goals and a team slightly UNDER preform their xg.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

See this is what moves us forward as a nation of Skeeters. bsky.app/profile/edit...

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Bluesky really needs some thing to actually happen, and The Artist formerly known as the Washington Post writing a puff about interview beverages and the Rolling Stone being scolds does not count. Look elsewhere! I’m reading “Via” a collection of poems by Claire Devoogd today!

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Good lord the internet is terrible.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That inning was a perfect encapsulation of the orioles season.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That first pitch was a grooved center center fastball at 93. After that it was all over.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

As a New Yorker these days, i do love to attend an occasional Yankees game and bellow those notes when a Yankee strikes out.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

For me, you can’t beat the juror just geeeeently getting into it and bobbing his head.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ah well, still glad to see the big fella back.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Oh I have MISSED that Banana Splitter!

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Trey, you get 7 scoreless in my heart.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Dr. Jekyll-ass team. Maybe a lockout will be better for both of us.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Orioles eliminating Jays then being eliminated by them in the night game is exactly the way this season should end.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Deep in my heart, I really don’t even. Plus, I’m sure that, even if you did lose the rest of your games, the Orioles would not be able to walk through the door you left open for us.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

WhiteSox, you guys seem like a nice crew. And Lord knows you’ve suffered enough over the last few years. But just think: you could do the funniest thing possible (from the perspective of an Orioles fan) and lose the next five!

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’m sorry, I’m going to have to suggest jail time for everyone involved here.

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Guessing this is rhetorical as a question but: bsky.app/profile/mika...

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

How bout that slider, muthafucka?

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Last few seasons you could see something percolating, but this team might just be straight up nasty.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Gotta say. A 1-0 loss on a single hit triple that our back up OF lost in the sun… will be new! Loss-a-gami!

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Not strong enough juju. Shoulda promised a tat.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Am I rooting for Sammy to attempt a bunt on this first pitch, just to see the BlueSky turn red and watch the world burn? Kinda

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Another double would be choice here, Mr. Mayo sir.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Whatchoo saving those challenges for, Sammy?

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Is that six runners stranded by Jax already?

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

There’s an “Americans are fat, so I’m not sure about the pound for pound thing” joke to make in here somewhere that, fortunately, I’m too tasteful to make.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

They also went 1 - 1 - 3 in the three innings before that! Quite a streak going into the 4th here!

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Phewwww thought our streak of consecutive innings scoring at least one run was going to be over at 5!

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Stick in new york with no SNY someone get me the replay of Coby’s homer inn

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ah well. We always have tomorrow.

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