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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Don’t waste your challenges… but also, do better, Blue.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

We had a much better (Karma) chance before whatever this is!

Fifa official nonsense announcement about the suspension of Balogun.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Sappy post (possibly thread?) incoming: today was the day I became a New Yorker. Sure, I’ve lived here for more then 20 years. Sure, I’m raising my kids here. And the heady cocktail of Pride and Knicks In Five got me close. But today, I went to go vote for people that I believe in, who will…

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Like, look at this team: How does this team lose a game?! I get that BI is a weak link, but.... comoonnnnnnn

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

… shit man. Did not have this pegged as a documentary on my first few watches.

From Dr. Strangelove, an image of a man riding the bomb with a cowboy hat on.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

This is the perfect example of terminally, hilariously, online.

Tweet from @Dannywgoodwin that reads: What if Pam Bondi's husband has even bigger tits.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Sweet Mother of Credulous Understatement, don’t fail me now!

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Occam's Razor being used for a true bloodletting.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

For the last many years, I’ve been fascinated (and annoyed) by the ever-more-broken ownership model in professional sports. So tomorrow, when @terminio.org takes the field, with a team of @footballclubgroup.com member-owners behind them from around the globe, its A Big Deal: a 🧵

Schedule of where what time the game starts, depending on where you are in the world

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Yes. That’s the issue with standing up to facists! It might be a political risk! Of course, NOT standing up to facists… means there are no politics any more. So that’s fun.

NYTimes headline saying “democrats entering risky political terrain as protests grip California”

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

OH GOD I TAKE IT ALL BACK!! SPORTS ARE WONDERFUL! COME ON YOU SPURS!! NICE ONE SONNY, NICE ONE SON! NICE ONE SONNNNYYYYY, NOW LIFT ANOTHER ONE!

The Tottenham team lift EL the trophy and celebrate with great joy

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I think ol’ ground beef Holiday might have done something good?

Screen shot of a ton of skeets celebrating the same Jackson holiday baseball play

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Questionable?? QUESTIONABLE?!?!!? Why not just say clearly illegal? Insert madgoose.gif

New York Times headline that reads “Elon Musk Backtracks on a Legally Questionable Plan to Pay Voters

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

DMV people! Help Save the CFPB! Get to the Stop Elon's Billionaire Grift: Hands off CFPB event 4:15pm-6pm at CFPB CFPB Building, 1700 G St NW Gonna be Senator Warren, Rep Waters and others, making some noise outside the most recent DOGEtarget.

STOP ELON'S BILLIONAIRE GRIFT
mon Feb 10 @ 4:15 pm, at the CFPB building.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

The last Bulwark against Trump doing what, NY Times? ::Insert angry goose meme::

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

An existential crisis that threatens to undo any and all of our systems, but sure - keep framing it as a Republicans vs Democrats thing. Surely they won’t come for YOU, New York Times, you are SPECIAL.

A NY times headline that reads “As Ground shifts, flailing democrats struggle to find footing in diversity fight

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

It's been one year since we launchd @footballclubgroup.com to the public, and we've learned a ton. Next week, there will be a member vote on where we go next, so if you are interested in helping lead a cooperatively run football club, jump in NOW!

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

You might be as rich… and as good looking… and as talented as Ryan Reynolds. But we’re not, so we’re buying a football club together. And we need a lot of people to make it work. Footballclubgroup.com

A business card with a QR code and the text: you might be as rich… and as good looking and as talented as Ryan Reynolds. But we’re not, so we’re buying a football club together.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

1 like = 1 totally true and not made up fact about your hero and mine, John Alan Means.

John Alan Means, 31, pitcher for the Baltimore Orioles.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

It really does seem like the Church is entering its “how do you do, fellow Kids” era, huh?

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Opinion: Why David Brooks get to keep writing these columns: everything is meaningless and the world is filled with pain and suffering.

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