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Alan the Baltimoron

@bmorons.bsky.social
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Mostly the opinions of Alan, 1/2 of dumb podcast about the Baltimore Orioles, co-owner of @Footballclubgroup, lefty politics, impotent rage against capitalism - the standard bluesky experience.

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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
::checks Bluesky:: Good lord, the Ravens must be getting absolutely clobbered. Have they all had their pants fall down? Did the new coach fight a fan?! ::checks score:: ah. Well. They appear to, technically, be winning the game.
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Co-operative Party @coopparty.party.coop · 27/09/2026
Imagine if your high street was filled with businesses owned directly by the people who work, shop and live there. Now, we’re helping make that a reality. Chair of the Co-operative Party Jim McMahon MP shares how we’re doing it with a £10m Co-operative Development Fund.
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bluesky really needs some thing to actually happen, and The Artist formerly known as the Washington Post writing a puff about interview beverages and the Rolling Stone being scolds does not count. Look elsewhere! I’m reading “Via” a collection of poems by Claire Devoogd today!
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good lord the internet is terrible.
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That inning was a perfect encapsulation of the orioles season.
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Well Bye
ALT: Well Bye
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shoulda been a position player
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ah well, still glad to see the big fella back.
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh I have MISSED that Banana Splitter!
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trey, you get 7 scoreless in my heart.
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dr. Jekyll-ass team. Maybe a lockout will be better for both of us.
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WhiteSox, you guys seem like a nice crew. And Lord knows you’ve suffered enough over the last few years. But just think: you could do the funniest thing possible (from the perspective of an Orioles fan) and lose the next five!
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How bout that slider, muthafucka?
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ouch!
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gotta say. A 1-0 loss on a single hit triple that our back up OF lost in the sun… will be new! Loss-a-gami!
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anyone seen LuBob recently?
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Am I rooting for Sammy to attempt a bunt on this first pitch, just to see the BlueSky turn red and watch the world burn? Kinda
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That’s strike three, you knob.
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fuck you DL (complementary)
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Another double would be choice here, Mr. Mayo sir.
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whatchoo saving those challenges for, Sammy?
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is that six runners stranded by Jax already?
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Shoulda walked him
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Phewwww thought our streak of consecutive innings scoring at least one run was going to be over at 5!
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Stick in new york with no SNY someone get me the replay of Coby’s homer inn
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sammy. Let them walk you, boo.
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You don’t see a Deconstructed Weaver every day.
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh come on
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wrong challenge, guys.
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Let’s… not?
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yall think the orioles read that peice about how dumb our hitting approach has been and just decided… nah this is dumb let’s go back to hitting? Or is this just BABIP dragons?
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why do you hear so much repetition in the media about Trump's promise to give voters $5000 in a way you didn't for say, Kamala Harris's plan to give people who start a business $50,000? Is it because Trump has more credibility because he's told the truth in the past? What could be the other reason?
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hey, any folks here who use or have used sports gambling apps, or prediction markets? I know that Bluesky is generally negative about such tools, but I’m trying to study how they deploy people’s personal data! Hit me up if you’d be willing to chat? Amplify if it’s not you?
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You all can blame Elias as much as you like. There’s one and only one culprit on this hellish collapse of a once promising team, and it’s the cursed T. Rowe Price badges .
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“Neither of those are strikes” he screamed into the endless and uncaring void.
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Damn you for your accuracy. Damn you to hell.
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bring on the lockout, says I.
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And now Craig seems dedicated to making sure De Leon never beds in or builds confidence. Cool.
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ok, Craig. I know I’m just a dude on the couch, but that’s two times so far this game that a Thing That Was Very Obviously Going To Happen Unless You Did Something happened.
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Will Ferrell's Hysterical Phone Booth Scream
ALT: Will Ferrell's Hysterical Phone Booth Scream
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sorry, Mets fans. Based on how I felt when Adley homered, this half inning must be a REAL adventure.
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Truly Adley Deeply. 😭😭😭
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Unserious ass team, unserious ass sport. Put me out of my GD misery!
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What are we doing, man.
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ok, we’ve all had a good time, and we’ve made some goofs. Bass in the Sixth feels like we’re playing with fire tho.
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Classic Bass outing this season. 5 innings, 5 runs, leaves in line for the win.
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yeah. Like that one.
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Alan the Baltimoron @bmorons.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Common Chris. Few more good pitches.
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