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Brett Mason

@bmason.bsky.social
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I’m just a reply guy since 69. I don’t write the tweets you like, I just reply in hopes of making the tweets better. I speak mainly in meme and gif.

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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Chet @chetgresham.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Hi all! I’m available to write about the NFL this season if you know of anyone looking. I’ve written for Rotoworld, NY Times, SBNation, Draftkings, and others. Anything you need, fantasy, betting, news, features, you name it! Hit me up!
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Norway out there celebrating a goal like they’re Master Blaster
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
“A good faith Conservative Party? What are we doing? What’s going on?”
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Fokls, we haven’t even had the chance to blow our fingers off with fireworks yet.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
They tell me giving away your writing for free is a "best business practice" in selling books. This is from Frogmarch Of The Oligarchs. You can check out After The Great Redo here: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GYXTBZCL And here: www.booksamillion.com/p/After-Grea...
There was a long pause after the Oval Office pleasantries and I placed my thumb on the screen to scroll away from this terribly disappointing and totall predictable scene. Something kept me watching though. The president had a certain look. I recall a closed-mouth smile and what seemed to be head nods to someone out of frame. Then the president stood up and said, “Now that we have you here, we’d like to remind you of our promise to the American people. I told them I would hold accountable those who had committed crimes against the nation, and that’s exactly what I intend to do.”
She nodded again and three secret service agents, one for each oligarch, strutted into frame and asked the men to stand. They did as they were told, and the secret service guys gently handcuffed them. “That promise starts today,” the president said. She wasn’t smiling anymore. “Right now.”
I dropped my beer. It fell to the floor and the glass splintered into a hundred pieces. Everyone looked up from their phones and I jumped off my barstool and without even thinking shouted for the bartender to turn on the news. She did, and there for everyone to see were three of the most powerful men alive being frogmarched out of the Oval Office. They didn’t look angry as much as they looked bewildered, as if they were unsure whether this was really happening. You could see how stunned they were despite all the fucked-up facial surgeries that kept them frozen in time.
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
They’re the same picture
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
All the Boomers who couldn’t find the Turning Point halftime show right now
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Good People of the Interwebs 👇
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Bandit Football @bandit.football · 19/01/2026
This Bills are going to need to fix a lot more than their receiver problem, it turns out. Crammed 6 articles into 1 previewing the most important offseason since Josh Allen became JOSH ALLEN
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
FOKLS!!👇 badfaithtimes.com/jd-vance-is-...
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JD Vance Is 'Not Happy' Renee Good Was Killed, But...
The vice president is in charge of creating the bad-faith unreality in which Renee Good was a terrorist.
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
The real hero behind the font change:
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
If you didn’t start Jackson Hawes you don’t know ball.
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The REV Theatre Co. @therevtheatre.com · 02/12/2025
Today, The REV Theatre Company asks this: Why should you care about theatre? If you're not a theatre fan or patron of the arts, how does The REV impact your life as a resident of Central New York?
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Donate to The REV | The REV Theatre Co. | Broadway in the Finger Lakes
Donate Make a Donation Today! Live theatre can't happen without you, our audience! But ticket sales only cover 64% of our costs. With arts funding being cut nationwide, your tax-deductible donation he...
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Andy Elrick @andyelrick.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I'm a little late to party, but fully back on my Ezra stuff. Please forgive me for invoking Baudrillard, I promise I'm not that pretentious IRL. Pleasure as always to work with @dennycarter.bsky.social.
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Ezra Klein Is Mourning The End Of The Civilacrum
Klein wants a simulation of politics without conflict. Ascendant fascism won't allow that.
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I’m old enough to remember when the very strong and free speech loving MAGA’s would say “fuck your feelings”
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Are we great again yet? Asking for a friend
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
From the Sean McDermott school of motivational and leadership workshops
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
TeSlaa
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
badfaithtimes.com/the-republic...
badfaithtimes.com
The Republican Party Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Exist
A party as radicalized as the modern GOP can't be part of a democracy's political landscape
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Just spotted AJ Brown
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Get it in now while it’s still legal fokls
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
What I see when I read fantasy analysis on Travis Hunter
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
FOKLS👇👇👇👇
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Wrong Answers Only
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
If it isn’t a confession on TikTok, filmed in your, car can it possibly be true?
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Kids!!! When you back to school over the coming weeks, don’t throw your food in the cafeteria!!!!!! #nomorefoodfights
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Some good news
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I can’t go and pick up a dozen eggs without someone coming up to me, with tears in their eyes, asking “I have the 1.01, who do I pick?” Fokls:
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
After a brief summertime hiatus, I’d like to say that I’m back and I’m back in style
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Fokls, every one of you knows that this sweet bastard is gonna give you nothing but sweet little kisses on your face.
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Working with ChatGPT is what it must feel like being Trump
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I take no pleasure reporting this news fokls
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
The weather app is now covering its own ass:
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Alex N @guamdon.jawn.wtf · 04/07/2025
@rotopat.bsky.social watch out they're here
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Never forget the true meaning: "Well it means exactly what it says, it's a declaration, it's a declaration of unity and love and respect and it means a lot and it’s something very special to our country."
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
When all my Waller waiver bids came back empty
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
The one dynasty league I have Bowers in is not TEP. Looking to the Supreme Court to change the league settings for me.
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DolphinsTalk Josh @amplifiedtorock.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
"Being an asshole is very much a choice."
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I saw Squidward’s old football helmet at the College Football Hall of Fame
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Look at the size of that…barrel
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
First time in DC, just looking for a nearby Starbucks.
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
When my very fair trade proposal for BTJ gets rejected.
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Davis Nguyen @davisnguyentmn.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
My chart would beg to differ
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Curious how we have the most civil unrest and riots when Trump is President. It’s almost as if he is a divisive President.
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Fokls, click the button, don’t thing
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
The Eagles looking over the list of teams who voted against the Tush Push
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Complete with broken shake machine. www.newsweek.com/saudi-arabia...
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Saudi Arabia rolls out customized mobile McDonald's for Trump visit
As the Saudis work to impress Trump during his trip to Riyadh this week, they're focusing on even the smallest details—like his fondness for the Golden Arches.
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
RFK when he swims in Rock Creek:
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