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Brett Mason

@bmason.bsky.social
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I’m just a reply guy since 69. I don’t write the tweets you like, I just reply in hopes of making the tweets better. I speak mainly in meme and gif.

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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I took the steak out to reach room temp and to season it. My wife grilled it but I’m taking credit for cooking dinner.
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wait till Trump learns of this: youtu.be/mMbsvYDlQIY?...
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Buffalo Sabres Crowd Sings "O Canada" After Mic Issue
YouTube video by Bleacher Report
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They’re the same picture
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This 👆
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Curious that Denny has been quiet about Ladd
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We’ve never seen Herbert and @dennycarter.bsky.social together
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
He would never punt
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I never understood how Mahomes can do the most athletic and amazing things but crumples from two Hand touch.
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Chet @chetgresham.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Hi all! I’m available to write about the NFL this season if you know of anyone looking. I’ve written for Rotoworld, NY Times, SBNation, Draftkings, and others. Anything you need, fantasy, betting, news, features, you name it! Hit me up!
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Once you’ve swam in the rooftop Trillionaire infinity pool overlooking the kingdom it’s really humbling to dip back into the above ground billionaire pool with redwood stained pine deck.
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Elite game manager
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I thought it went THROUGH the side into the goal
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Norway out there celebrating a goal like they’re Master Blaster
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
“A good faith Conservative Party? What are we doing? What’s going on?”
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I stand humbly corrected
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
On this, my 4th of July, the greatest American band is clearly America
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I’m beginning to believe that your dad is a Psyop
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Fokls, we haven’t even had the chance to blow our fingers off with fireworks yet.
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Moore’s Law states that within 15 years the machines will run on Stem Cells. Trust the process
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
When you counter a trade, they accept, then four hours later they say “accepting the trade was a mistake” and cry to the league to reverse the trade.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
They tell me giving away your writing for free is a "best business practice" in selling books. This is from Frogmarch Of The Oligarchs. You can check out After The Great Redo here: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GYXTBZCL And here: www.booksamillion.com/p/After-Grea...
There was a long pause after the Oval Office pleasantries and I placed my thumb on the screen to scroll away from this terribly disappointing and totall predictable scene. Something kept me watching though. The president had a certain look. I recall a closed-mouth smile and what seemed to be head nods to someone out of frame. Then the president stood up and said, “Now that we have you here, we’d like to remind you of our promise to the American people. I told them I would hold accountable those who had committed crimes against the nation, and that’s exactly what I intend to do.”
She nodded again and three secret service agents, one for each oligarch, strutted into frame and asked the men to stand. They did as they were told, and the secret service guys gently handcuffed them. “That promise starts today,” the president said. She wasn’t smiling anymore. “Right now.”
I dropped my beer. It fell to the floor and the glass splintered into a hundred pieces. Everyone looked up from their phones and I jumped off my barstool and without even thinking shouted for the bartender to turn on the news. She did, and there for everyone to see were three of the most powerful men alive being frogmarched out of the Oval Office. They didn’t look angry as much as they looked bewildered, as if they were unsure whether this was really happening. You could see how stunned they were despite all the fucked-up facial surgeries that kept them frozen in time.
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Current state of Iran negotiations
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I will never draft a 3rd round RB in under 12 hours. These are my politics
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
What’s a few 30 years since we were normal
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
“Cookies ruin chocolate chips. “ I fixed it for you
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The irony is is so layered it’s like a 7 layer bean dip
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I’m old enough to remember a healthy Johnathan Taylor having to hold out for his contract. I know, I know, zero RB, different positions etc. But, $100 Million on a single good, yet, incomplete season with a severe mobility injury? It’s a reasonable question
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
They’re the same picture
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
All the Boomers who couldn’t find the Turning Point halftime show right now
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Brave enough to play the Fibonacci
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
But how is his mane? Is it as glorious in person as it looks on TV?
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Good People of the Interwebs 👇
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The analytics were studied, ChatGPT was consulted and it was determined that you must say “fired up” 2 times.
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Bandit Football @bandit.football · 19/01/2026
This Bills are going to need to fix a lot more than their receiver problem, it turns out. Crammed 6 articles into 1 previewing the most important offseason since Josh Allen became JOSH ALLEN
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Sean McVay should be banned from wearing hats.
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I will fight to the death for his right to run Jet Sweeps as long as his hair stays intact
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
FOKLS!!👇 badfaithtimes.com/jd-vance-is-...
badfaithtimes.com
JD Vance Is 'Not Happy' Renee Good Was Killed, But...
The vice president is in charge of creating the bad-faith unreality in which Renee Good was a terrorist.
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I won’t be able to stop them if they do.
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
This is slander
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
This is why we do what we do
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
The real hero behind the font change:
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
But, but Aaron Rodgers tore his Achilles
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
If you didn’t start Jackson Hawes you don’t know ball.
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Amon-Ra’s own mom believes it is time for the Big Dog to eat too.
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The REV Theatre Co. @therevtheatre.com · 02/12/2025
Today, The REV Theatre Company asks this: Why should you care about theatre? If you're not a theatre fan or patron of the arts, how does The REV impact your life as a resident of Central New York?
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Donate Make a Donation Today! Live theatre can't happen without you, our audience! But ticket sales only cover 64% of our costs. With arts funding being cut nationwide, your tax-deductible donation he...
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The interns will not be fed until this promise is met.
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Brett Mason @bmason.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Viagra and prune juice are also known cures against analytics.
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