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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️

@blunderjack.bsky.social
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Wishlist my game! store.steampowered.com/app/3314190/… Game dev on Mondays and fundraising tech for Wikimedia Deutschland the rest of the time. He/Him. Masto: mastodon.ie/@abban Website: abandon.ie

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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 15h
git stash poop
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Toiling away at the thankless job of making sure our software works for everyone, while management joyously announce the future is making software that works for no-one
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Work has been kicking my ass this year, but I am still making very slow progress on the game. #ScreenshotSaturday #GameDev
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alternatively, you could use WordArt

I'm not even joking!
This is literally cooler, aesthetics be like that

AI art is so rancid it caused a cultural inversion
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Yarn Spinner 🔜 #MIGW26 @yarnspinner.dev · 07/07/2026
Inspired by the great @kenney.nl, if you've been hit with one of the horrendous #gamedev #layoffs, we'd love to give you things. Offer ends when form is closed. 💚 lab.to/YSClaim
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A gift from Yarn Spinner
To the game devs who have recently lost their jobs in the massive layoffs in the game industry, we would like to offer you free licenses for some of our paid products. Whether you want to polish up yo...
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So eh, when does Control Resonant get good? I'm already getting pretty tired of hitting the same enemies with the same 3 hit combo over and over..
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I brought the 5 year old out on a "let's go rip down all the Nazi stickers we find" cycle today in case you're wondering how things are going in Germany
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Met a Pikachu yesterday
A horrifying taxidermist rat painted to look like Pikachu. It’s missing its front left leg. It’s screaming. It died in pain.
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Today's experiment with the left over fried chicken and cauliflower mix is gonna be Babybel. I'm expecting bad things, but it's worth a go!
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey folks, I want to give another shout-out to Torment Hexus, because I found a copy in my inbox, and I flat out cannot accept right now because I am so beyond swamped at the moment, I don't think I've ever been busier, but I have played the demo and it's incredibly neat so check it out.
store.steampowered.com
Torment Hexus on Steam
Technofascist cyberpunk CEOs must die! Charge spells with the match-3 grid, then cast them on your enemies in turn-based tactical roguelike combat. Climb the tower, kill the boss, and maybe make the w...
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Dieting Hippo @dhippo.net · 08/08/2025
pleeeeease stop putting AI generated shit on my timeline
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They couldn't pivot to video, they couldn't pivot to crypto, they couldn't pivot to expensive jpegs, they couldn't pivot to metaverse, so now they're pivoting to fascism
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh you use Tailwind? Sucks to be you!
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
NGL, Link looks like they took the original model and ran it through the same LLM image generator restaurants are using to make those nightmarish menu pictures
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brad, Love Yokozuna 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP
Edited screenshot of red Pikmin but with the Prodigy: The Fat of the Land album logo on it.
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's amazing how easy it became to spot slop apps just by the screenshot embed on Mastodon. Every single one looks identical
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When my dad started saying he owned the moon they put him in hospice
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Me: Finally achieves financial stability after 20 years of hard work My brain: It'd be really fun to become a full time game dev!
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 02/09/2026
ah yes once again the racists are the real victims
In an internal Slack message obtained by The Verge, 1Password's Karimov downplayed the overtly racist comments from DHH, telling staff the following:

As I said, people have different personal opinions. You believe in your heart that DHH is evil, that you have the moral high ground, and that nothing will change your mind.
However, not everyone believes that. It is not fair to claim a monopoly and ostracize team members who might disagree with you.

There are people who are afraid to speak up simply because they will be personally attacked.
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My kid has somehow lost all the skills he had at Screwball Scramble and he is currently losing his mind
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
1Password's response was a weasel worded message trying to say supporting Omacom is not supporting DHH. Like the dude is currently doing the podcast rounds to promote his shitty Linux theme, while also using the platform spewing fascist dog whistles against people in the Linux communities.
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh you use Protonmail? Weird fashy tech libertarian at the top! Mullvad? Fascist at the top! Framework? Fascist! Dell!? Fascist! 1Password? You fucking got it, fascist!!
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'd be lying if I said I didn't eat 90% of this myself
A dish of nachos with olives, tomatoes, a little minced beef, sour cream, salsa, and mozzarella
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
They're also renaming it to Debain
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
ACAB includes the tone police
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Renamed my toilet to Lake America
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My game launch trailer will be showing exclusively at Cannes
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Weird day today. It was 29 degrees and humid outside, but it's been so cold the last couple of weeks that it was only around 20 inside, and it was like waking into a fridge
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
How hard would it be to refuse to watch anything else in the future with the actors who've decided that money is more important than people and signed on to the Harry Potter tv show?
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Kid and me just invented the toots fairy. You fart under your pillow and the toots fairy comes and takes it and leaves money
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Why the hell do people always post how old they are under music videos on YouTube!?
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Mia Sato @miasato.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
New: Target staff "pranked" for social media; a comedian filmed mid-set; a Sprouts worker whose boss started wearing Meta glasses; and a cashier worried customers are filming down her shirt. Meta glasses are in the workplace, and workers feel powerless to stop it. 🎁 www.theverge.com/report/98241...
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Meta glasses are a workplace menace
“Pervert” glasses are making jobs weird and putting workers on edge.
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If you come near me wearing those Facebook perv glasses you gotta be prepared for me slapping those fucking things off your face and stomping them to pieces
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"Hey dad check this out!" Proceeds to do a 360 twist of his loose front tooth
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Strange New Worlds, I'm begging you! Stop with the goofy gimmick episodes! Hire some talented young writers! You have a great cast and can be so much better than this!
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My UFO, Cosmo is in this game!
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🜏 Machine Saint 🜏 @shoehead.itch.io · 18/08/2026
HOI MY ART IS IN THIS GAME AND IT'S OUT NOW TODAY RIGHT NOW RRIGHT THE FUCK NOW ON STEAM IN EARLY ACCESS
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Tapas get!
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Chris Weisiger @byobattleship.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Climb the tower, kill the boss, and maybe make the world a better place! After three years of hard work, my cyberpunk match-3 roguelike TORMENT HEXUS is now in Early Access! Check it out, and spread the word! store.steampowered.com/app/3238420/...
store.steampowered.com
Torment Hexus on Steam
Technofascist cyberpunk CEOs must die! Charge spells with the match-3 grid, then cast them on your enemies in turn-based tactical roguelike combat. Climb the tower, kill the boss, and maybe make the w...
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@horstp8r.bsky.social Every time Sean shares your models I'm blown away by how good they are 💚
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The fuck you mean it's Monday and I have to work!?
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Natures candy in a can, or a pie
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just had the Weezer blue album on, then Dookie, and now I'm annoyed I don't own Presidents of the USA on vinyl
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"And this!" Screams dad as he scoops bricks out of a dirty bowl "Is why we don't bring Lego in the toilet!!"
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Don’t use the stupid anti-ai font, it also breaks websites for screen reader users. They’re not fucking cannon fodder!
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Protecting my eyes from the eclipse by going to bed before it starts
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
People have been complaining that Codeberg doesn't allow LLM projects using the "slippery slope" argument, but did you know GitHub has been quietly deleting repos for adult games and mods?
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Abban 🕹️ Making Oh No! UFO! 🕹️ @blunderjack.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Quickly setting up a booth to sell tickets to people who want to shit on Dobby's grave
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