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Don’t be stupid

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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 10h
Jeff Brogan
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 15h
“If there’s a Nazi at a table and 9 Zionists talking to him you’ve got 10 Nazis at that table”
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 15h
Sauron needs to come get his orc
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Love this ratio for you guys
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I want to live in a world where at very least the people who set this into motion at the very least don’t get to enjoy the fruits of their work.
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cassandra works for the onion?
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would put up with Lin Manuel Miranda if I got more muppet content.
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It genuinely doesn’t matter but I’m still pissed off they changed the point scale on SATs a few years after I took it. I have no idea what my score looks like comparatively and it bothers me
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hahaha rest in piss Bakker fucking felonious ghoul
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Alternatively there’s so little happening in the UK that “comedian does yoga” is newsworthy
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pretty fed up with global fascism. Don’t know what to do about that
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can’t wait for Europe to collectively tell Brazil to go fuck itself and that they’re all garbage pieces of shit. Oh is that not on the table like after November 2024? What’s so different I wonder? Maybe Americans aren’t uniquely stupid. Anyway good luck with your French hitler that’ll soon be in.
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That clip of Eddie izzard talking about how she feels the need to tiptoe nowadays makes me so fucking sad.
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peej @peej.hahabean.maison · 04/10/2026
Modern day gospel imo
people b saying things so definitively. like man i
think it depends
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The Great Pumpkinsquatch - Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals youtu.be/GwqOZ0eaoDI?...
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BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals
YouTube video by MS NOW
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My almond mom came out as nonbinary so now they’re my pistachio parent.
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My almond mom came out as nonbinary so now they’re my pistachio parent.
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s in the same category as Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know we’re all making jokes about how he can’t grow a beard but just to be clear he means black people. He doesn’t think having a beard makes you a “bad soldier” he thinks being black makes you a “bad soldier”
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Damn that’s a dude who I haven’t thought of in a while. God bless him and his love of human submarines
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I much prefer the historically accurate version where the British conquered the world for spices and still couldnt use any of them until the people they stole the spices from went there to show them how to use pepper
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Up top surgery
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why have I not seen anyone point out that these guys literally look like fuzzy versions of the adipose babies
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All the jokes about moe being horribly ugly make so much more sense now
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tinned fish. So hot right now.
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*sung to the theme of Full House*
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A good corn bread will do that to you
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So this is designed to make me angry right? A real person didn’t actually put this out into the world with pure intentions? I have to believe my first assumption to stay sane.
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My last enemy is me and that bastard is going down tonight.
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Classism in America is bad and not improving but when compared to the UK we’re basically playing little league
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Or what year they invented putting wheels on suitcases.
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jacksfilms is by far the most interesting YouTuber if you’re judging by career progression.
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve seen something like this I think
static.klipy.com
Sopranos Melfi
Alt: Sopranos dr. Melfi: “discontinue the lithium”
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All their flags still having the fold lines shows what a larp this is
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They’re just proving the adage that if you sit at a Nazi bar you’re a Nazi
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If there was any justice in the world his head would do a scanners in front of the UN
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Freakazoid and shego are cousins
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reddit moderators make me extremely pro death penalty. I want to live in a world where being a Reddit mod is like being an aristocrat in revolutionary France.
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s really strange to read about a mental illness I’ve never heard of before and not identify with it lmao. I’m so used to being like “oh doesn’t everyone feel that way?” Anyway, moral OCD sounds awful I’m sorry for yall.
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck scorsese. The best Catholic movie is nacho libre
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If and when I stop being vain I’m gonna start hobbit-maxxing
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If this isn’t incorporated into gta vi then rockstar should give up
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
post by me on Feb 16, 2024

Learning to shut the fuck up is praxis.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My cats have objectively the best cat names so I am extremely judgy of other people’s cats names. Shelter employees seem almost dedicated to giving the worst names.
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can the people I like stop saying stupid shit on here
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blufruit.bsky.social @blufruit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The death throes of American culture are so fucking lame dude
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