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Shane Fattier

@blueshellofdoom.bsky.social
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Former small town sports editor. Bad at bios. Above average at fat puns. Proud member of #TeamFats 🇵🇷

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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jake the Make 🥹
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Eagles: no longer good, but still very capable of making others look bad.
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
VIC FANGIO SAVING MY LIFE
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
OBA MFKN FEMI
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
LA Knight put “Make me Samoan” on the tanner settings so he can get the belt. Pro move.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
love production for this
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
GGs goat 🥺🫡
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Alexa Philippou @alexaphilippou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No matter what happens these next 12.6 seconds, this Valkyries-Wings series has been so much better than any of us could have anticipated (including after Game 1)
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that.
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Imagine rooting for a team that ain’t 1-0. Woo wee not me. Can’t relate. Go Birds.
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Go Birds
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
How the fuck was that not a pen
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Accidentally told my boss “all good buddy” when he apologized for being late to a meeting. Is that as bad as calling my teacher “mom” one time?
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 27/01/2026
Our latest deep dive with Hunterbrook Media (@truth.bsky.social) is about one of the five richest owners in sports: Robert Pera, of the Grizzlies and Ubiquiti. An NBA owner said, "No one knows where their sales come from." The answer involves Russia's drone war in Ukraine: youtu.be/s6i4uffZvhc?...
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Exclusive: Grizzlies Owner Robert Pera Linked to Russia's "Crimes Against Humanity" | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
damn this feels like it's going to be dope
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
It’s fuck Michael Rapaport all day every day
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I wanted to fire Nick last season and they fucked around and won the Super Bowl. What does Sirianni do? Like what does he bring to the table? Is it just vibes in the locker room? “Good manager of men” type shit? It sure as hell ain’t offensive play calling.
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Kinda dig that new Bruno Mars
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It’s still on sight with the NYT Connections editors btw
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Do it Howie
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is saying not so fast my friend in front of a crowd
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying not so fast my friend in front of a crowd
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Coquito season
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Football so damn funny
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Tonight’s NBA schedule? 🔥🔥
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Can we ban David Samson from talking about the WNBA? His perspective is not needed. Just comes across as ill informed. Le Batard Show standards should be higher imo but it’s Thursday and they love their Samson for whatever reason.
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Free baseball
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Ohtani and Wemby watching same day. I will never quit you sports
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
*gets excited to listen to DLS* “We’re going to have David Samson on to explain to us…” *immediately shuts off pod* I’m all the way good on that, thanks.
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
The admission from Cuban that he used AI to write those long ass posts on Twitter PLUS uses a “research” AI to combat Pablo’s facts tells me everything I need to know about Cuban
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Tillamook brownie batter ice cream = elite eats
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Flu shot in one arm, Covid booster the other. Had me sleeping like I lost a casket match. Prime undertaker there just laying down
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
help.hbomax.com
HBO Max | Feedback
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
These are the quarterbacks since 2010 who complete passes at roughly the rate Microsoft Excel’s AI mode accurately edits spreadsheets
Jake Locker
Davis Webb
Tom Savage
Rex Grossman
Garrett Gilbert
Kellen Clemens
Mark Sanchez
Logan Woodside
Zach Wilson
David Blough
Derek Anderson
Johnny Manziel
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I love this sport
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Kinda liking this mini rivalry between the Rams and Eagles that's cooking up because they match up well. Always fun to find someone to compete with outside of your division. Can only hate the Cowboys and Niners so much. Actually I take that back there's not enough hate for both of them.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
lol what the fuck go birds
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Ty Schalter @tyschalter.com · 21/09/2025
back-to-back blocked field goals returned for touchdowns at the death of two separate games is a level of football for which i have no words
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I love this sport
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
GOOOOOOOO BIIIIIIRDS
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
LMAOOOOOOOOI
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
GO BIRDS
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
La Primera!
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Fun AEW show
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Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful @seanrosssapp.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
There was so much I loved about that. Statlander wins. A good PIN winning a match. A shocking but good title change. No cheap way out with the champ not getting pinned.
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
LFG
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
STAT!!!!!
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Oh??????????
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Sicko hours
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Shane Fattier @blueshellofdoom.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Can’t wait until Takeshita gets some AEW gold
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