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Christian Vihstadt

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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i think it should only be 90° in october for people who spent the 2000’s and 2010’s calling climate change a hoax
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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
mike johnson getting to put the house on recess indefinitely over one vote is crazy. next time i’m about to get written up at work i’m just going to declare that the entire office gets two months’ paid vacation effective immediately
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is a big deal.
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Nebraska Examiner @nebraskaexaminer.com · 24/07/2026
U.S. District Judge John Tunheim sentenced Vance Boelter for the murders of Melissa Hortman, the former Democratic House speaker and one of Minnesota’s most consequential legislative leaders, and her husband, Mark. From Minnesota Reform via Nebraska Examiner buff.ly/ZxVLpys
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Vance Boelter sentenced to two life terms plus 40 years in killing of Hortmans • Nebraska Examiner
Tunheim said it’s the longest sentence he’s ever imposed on a person in the thousands of cases he’s heard over his career.
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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
taco bell is giving people diarrhea… these are truly unprecedented times
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 08/07/2026
Don Jr. frantically placing bets on the US responding majorly to the Islamic Republic of Japan.
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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
if one more member of congress goes full-on missing we should start requiring legislative body cameras
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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
just put my new 4-year bachelor’s degree in my linkedin and their first suggested job for me was a part-time barista at a hospital
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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
by the way if you’re talking on speakerphone in an otherwise silent train you should have to cover everyone else’s fare
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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
LFGGGGGGGG
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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
omaha -> st. paul next week btw. ne lege lives on
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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
one minute of brandon metzler asmr for day 59/60 of #neleg
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/03/2026
‘NY Times’ Columnists Hold Roundtable To Determine What’s Wrong With Them theonion.com/ny-times-columnists-ho…
‘NY Times’ Columnists Hold Roundtable To Determine What’s Wrong With Them
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2026
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
big day for people who have google alerts set up for “IEEPA”
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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
ARTICLE I BABY!!! EAT YOUR HEART OUT DICK CHENEY!!!!!
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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
HOLD THE LINE MERV
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
So. A globally disruptive, economically unsound, and whim-driven tariff policy turns out to be unconstitutional. Huh.
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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
keeping tabs on the minnesota legislature and this is your yearly reminder that nebraska’s unicam has the best, easiest-to-use, most informative website of any state legislature and it’s not even close.
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Nebraska Examiner @nebraskaexaminer.com · 05/02/2026
NO-BID LATEST: Gov. Jim Pillen’s admin, under scrutiny for a no-bid emergency contract with a lobbyist to whom he steered more than $2 million in state money, has again changed its story on how and why the contract was awarded. From Aaron Sanderford: buff.ly/vHBkOgf
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Pillen team offers new explanation for timing of $2.5 million no-bid emergency contract • Nebraska Examiner
LINCOLN — Gov. Jim Pillen’s administration, facing scrutiny for a no-bid emergency contract with a lobbyist to whom he steered more than $2 million in state money, has again changed its story about…
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Naah, I want them on trial.
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bloo0102.bsky.social @bloo0102.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The bodyguard subdues the alleged attacker without killing the attacker; it can be done
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Nebraska Democratic Party @nebraskadems.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
As of today, 120 Democratic House members are co-sponsoring a resolution for impeachment proceedings against Kristi Noem, the most unqualified Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security. Here is the latest: www.newsweek.com/kristi-noem-...
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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
there’s still good in the world
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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
CHESS IS ALREADY 3D YOU DIPSHIT
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/01/2026
GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform
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GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform
WASHINGTON—Adopting a new set of national policy positions ahead of this year’s midterms, top GOP leaders released an updated party platform Tuesday to introduce their official “ICE kills everyone” ag...
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Union Omaha @unionomaha.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
🏡 Take a gander at this beautiful home schedule! Really appreciate it in all its glory. Done? Now, maybe you can hit the link below and appreciate our team in all its glory? Like, in-person? At Morrison Stadium? 👀 🔗 www.unionomaha.com/tickets/
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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
my ultimate revenge fantasy: anyone who says “teachers don’t need more money” immediately swaps bodies with a middle school teacher on lunch duty
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LNKjoe @lnkjoe.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Who laughs last? Lettuce examine the results. This head of lettuce outlasted Senator McKeon's time in #neleg 2026. 🥬🥳🏆
Wilted and browning lettuce decorated with sharpie markers and wearing sunglasses
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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
i like to think (soon-to-be-former) state sen. mckeon spent his entire expulsion hearing googling “how to change lawyer mid-trial” #neleg
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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
really fucking embarrassing time to be vacationing in latin america btw in case anyone was wondering.
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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
the most evergreen image of all time
A split-screen of two frames from The Simpsons. 

The first, taking place at the Republican National Convention, has a crowd cheering under banners that read “WE WANT WHAT’S WORSE FOR EVERYONE” and “WE’RE JUST PLAIN EVIL”

The second, taking place at the Democratic National Convention, has a crowd cheering under banners that read “WE HATE LIFE AND OURSELVES” and “WE CAN’T GOVERN!”
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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
a member of my extended family ran for office, and we volunteered to receive their mail. i cannot emphasize enough that this headline does not count as satire and almost certainly actually happened
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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
i feel like this has gone overlooked- announced christmas eve
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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
it’s so awesome how nothing means anything anymore
A push notification from the New York Times.

Headline: Fraught Politics of Typefaces

Summary: Marco Rubio reversed a Biden-era directive to use Calibri, forcing a return to Times New Roman as part of a push to stamp out diversity efforts.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/12/2025
Just Six Corporations Remain theonion.com/just-six-corporations-…
Just Six Corporations Remain
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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
re: today’s scotus order on tx house maps- i wonder if, after the dust settles, this era of us politics will be taught as the closest we’ve come to losing our democracy
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
THE COURT: Okay. Case settled?
MS. CONROY: Unfortunately no, your Honor.
THE COURT: Rats.
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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
my account's most-used word being "death" feels right for 2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/12/2025
“Effective immediately, 100 will now be 5,100 and—I’m reading off the official statistics from my people—500 will be 25,500,” said Trump
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/12/2025
Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
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Joe Berkowitz @joeberkowitz.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The meme from Arthur, where she's at the fence looking longingly at something else happening.
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/11/2025
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
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Nebraska Examiner @nebraskaexaminer.com · 27/11/2025
ICYMI: Navy veteran Kishla Askins received an endorsement of her 2026 bid for the Democratic nomination in Nebraska’s 2nd Congressional District from VoteVets. From Juan Salinas II:
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Kishla Askins receives endorsement from VoteVets • Nebraska Examiner
VoteVets is considered a major player in some Democratic primary races. Recently two candidates backed by them won gubernatorial races.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/11/2025
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetw…
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 23/11/2025
well if HE says so
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NPR @npr.org · 22/11/2025
The adventures of a precocious 6-year-old and his stuffed tiger debuted on November 18, 1985. NPR's Renee Montagne spoke with the comic strip's editor, Lee Salem, in 2005.
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40 years ago, Calvin and Hobbes' raucous adventures burst onto the comics page
The adventures of a precocious 6-year-old and his stuffed tiger debuted on November 18, 1985. NPR's Renee Montagne spoke with the comic strip's editor, Lee Salem, in 2005.
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Nebraska Examiner @nebraskaexaminer.com · 21/11/2025
START YOUR FRIDAY: With a story about a new effort to give Nebraska voters a higher bar for the Legislature to change laws the people approve at the ballot box. From Juan Salinas II: nebraskaexaminer.com/2025/11/20/n...
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Nebraska group pushes to ‘protect’ voter-passed laws via ballot initiative • Nebraska Examiner
The ballot initiative comes after a legislative session in which lawmakers prodded for changes to weaken or reverse voter-passed laws.
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Christian Vihstadt @blueheartemoji.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
look, chuck schumer might be old, out of touch, unserious, eternally pruny, and unfriendly to progressives, but at least he also couldn’t negotiate candy from a baby if his life depended on it
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