Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 21mI wanna hear a cover of FF played on a carillon. 000
Reposted by Blonde Matthew, tour guideAlice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Imagine being the guy who goes to the doctor for depression no joy, life is empty and gets prescribed Pagliacci and ISN’T Pagliacci though 7384
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Niece didn't colour in Weezing cause she couldn't find the right purple 180
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Was there a March For Australia rally or something? 120
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026HYBPA making their terf island contestant feel right at home by dropping the T-slur at least 5 times so far. What the fuck is going on?? 000
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Let's all spend the day riding our motorbikes on the roads we claim are dangerous 🤓 110
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026AI signs love letting you know prices are in Australian dollars for some reason 010
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026People like sitting at City Square on a sunny day, despite what The Age says 051
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026No one likes including it in maps. 110
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What do you think of Eucla's special time zone? 110
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Always take a chance on random Kiwis you've never heard of. They consistently send over their best!melbournefringe.com.auOnly Bones – Daniel Nodder 000
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026After watching 4 episodes in a row I tried getting us to do something else, and I explained to my niece that when I was little you could only watch one episode of Pokémon per day (usually at breakfast time) and she looked at me with an expression somewhere between disbelief and pity. 010
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Uncle Matt, does jolteon evolve?" "No, but we could draw a picture and imagine what it'd look like." "No, you can do that. I'm busy." [continues playing Pokémon] 030
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What about the droid attack on the Wookiees? 001
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Exit 3 (Federation Square) of Town Hall Station is opening! 040
Reposted by Blonde Matthew, tour guidenorman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Okay cool our premier has late stage syphillis 5192
Reposted by Blonde Matthew, tour guidePeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison. 7879051408
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sort of. Up until Jeff Kennett, we used to have a September public holiday for the Royal Melbourne Show. Daniel Andrews reinstated the September holiday a decade ago but it's called Grand Final Weekend now 020
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Don't show 3AW that the city is actually busy on this public holiday and that shops are open. 1194
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A couple of days ago I saw an urbex video showing the view from the top of the shot tower and today I saw a kid getting arrested for attempting it :( 040
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Is the dogs in pubs thing just allowing venues to accept dogs if they want to, or is it forcing all venues to accept dogs? 111
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's called the Tartarian Empire conspiracy. 130
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm told that ai tells you some things about the Tartarian Empire, but gets some things wrong so you can't trust everything you read. 130
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Asked where they learnt all this they explained it's all available online, even on YouTube if you look for it. The locals then decided to hop off the tram. "You can't help everyone, some people just don't want to know the truth..." they explained to me as I pressed the next stop button. 1101
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The locals next to me politely corrected them, but the visitors countered with the fact that the dome is copper so the old civilisation could get free electricity. "Not like now days were energy is so expensive," he then explained that we're almost due for the great reset. 591
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Met some pensioners from Perth on the tram and they told me all about how Flinders Street Station was built before British colonisation, and that the government is hiding the truth from us. 4288
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026RIP Terry Denton, I loved Lift-Off as a kid, even though it gave me the false impression frilled-neck lizards would play a bigger role in my life than they have so far. 0135
Reposted by Blonde Matthew, tour guideGlen @gergyl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026BOM's trad Niño3.4 has broken through +3°C: www.bom.gov.au/climate/infl.... 12415
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I didn't know what you were talking about so looked it up expecting Taimi to be a singer. I guess I don't follow many boring gay guys 010
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Liberal candidates always bang on about "preserving the village feel" of their area, but they never want to pedestrianise streets or drop speed limits. 021
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Dunno the real reason, but I'm choosing to believe Southbank is lit up green tonight for Tim 💚 1101
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026New profile picture. I'm Blonde Matthew 060
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026City is off today, saw Carrot Man without his carrot. 020
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Looks like there's only a few pavers left till this entrance is ready. Grand Final weekend opening? 🤞🤞 010
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Would white gloves look better? 110
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The discourse was right, how is this a song? 010
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Our city looks disgusting! Where are the graffiti cleaners??? 050
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I love ABC's National Forum, I've only missed 2 episodes. 010
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I've argued with this guy twice. He tells me off saying I don't need to pull the cord while in the free tram zone, but it's not a rule other tram drivers follow. 070
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Blocked by whoever runs Catherine King's social media for commenting "Member for Qantas" 020
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Leonard French has artworks at NGV International AND NGV Australia. Are there any other artists in both? 100
Reposted by Blonde Matthew, tour guideEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 13/09/2026I resigned from JibJab over what I believe are dangerous intelligences creating deepfakes 20127894
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just saw a guy on Hinge posing in suits at a horse race, and with greyhounds in front of a SportsBet backdrop. His job is listed as a vet nurse. It never occurred to me that some people study to be a veterinarian because they wanted to kill animals. 140
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just remembered Spring Racing Carnival is a thing still. :( 010
Blonde Matthew, tour guide @blondematthew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The Victorian Heritage Council lists that South Melbourne, Prahran, St Kilda, Malvern, Brighton, Caulfield and Moorabbin provided funds, but only 6 coat of arms appear. For some reason Malvern isn't represented. Now to figure out which is which... 130
