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BlondeEmu

@blondeemu.bsky.social
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They named dinosaurs after me. Start running.

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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 16/10/2026
I am rooting for the Milwaukee Baseball Brewers
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
trying to get AI to do my morning run for me
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
win the World Series with this one simple trick
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Man tells a computer to say “I am alive” and it does
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Rams running into the Seahawks at the How Did You Blow That Awards
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eggnogenjoyer @patrickhostert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m just asking questions: how do I tie my shoes? Is it okay to eat raw chicken? What happens if I lick this stop sign post in winter? It’s called intellectual rigor!
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jaimi.bsky.social @jaimi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We called it “JAQing off” in the Bush-Cheneyburton era…
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BlondeEmu @blondeemu.bsky.social · 20h
We living in an absolute fcking golden generation of WRs appreciate it y'all
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BlondeEmu @blondeemu.bsky.social · 20h
Goff 40/1 MVP is a bit disrespectful even by my standards Bro is a 10/10 Gibbs merchant fosho but I can guarantee y'all ain't that woke Crazy hating
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BlondeEmu @blondeemu.bsky.social · 20h
Was literally going to post this meme after tonight's game but remembered how monumentally ass the game was and thought it was a bit disrespectful Genuinely took years off my life
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Herbstreit is trying to stump for Bo Nix by saying he’s managing the game is hilarious
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’m ready for Tanner McKee to play exactly one clean game and then Eagles fans demanding he be named permanent starter forever and ever
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Zuawg @zuawg.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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BlondeEmu @blondeemu.bsky.social · 20h
This whole game was an amazing example of how playing and producing like a definitively good quarterback for 16-48 games is vastly different to actually *being* a definitively good quarterback Plays from both QBs that'd make some genuine 'ten worst plays of the year' fodder for the elites
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BlondeEmu @blondeemu.bsky.social · 20h
1000000% rooting for 250YPG≤ 150pYPG≤ 4 Y/P≤ 15 PPG ≤ -30% DVOA≤ btw Now and then you see a top-class unit that for a couple years just grows and grows from good to great to legendary so any fan wants to see that obvs I got time for excellence
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BlondeEmu @blondeemu.bsky.social · 21h
Don't mind a goff/brock MVP but so bored of predictable SEA 'historic D' gets fried week 16/18 by Stafford @ like 5k 40TD Whaaat!? He threw some errant passes for 2 weeks thoo He didn't drop 400 yds and 3TD on 70 QBR against (fucking Denver)... Buffalo's D is ass... (BCBrock 100 QBR v MIA) Like
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BlondeEmu @blondeemu.bsky.social · 21h
I've always thought of Herbo as a more composed version of young Stafford About as good as anyone we've ever seen this early in their career; refusing to account for circumstances is the same bad faith lazy criticism Staff got most of his career A falloff is possible but should be seen as unlikely
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Managing
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Ehren Skoog @ehrenskoog.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
“Playing good and playing bad, it’s a narrative, and I think it’s honestly kind of something we make up,”
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Derrik Klassen @qbklass.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
“he has managed the game” PROPAGANDA
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s exactly why you draft both of those guys where Carolina did
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BlondeEmu @blondeemu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Best ESPN reporting I've seen in weeks
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah that does seem pretty important
Sources: Baker Mayfield return hinges on when QB can grip football
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Jacob @jakeloser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
mike mcdaniel is a tuanon sleeper agent
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BlondeEmu @blondeemu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unc is getting absolutely mauled so far this year
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BlondeEmu @blondeemu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sick of AI nature slop on bsky lmao
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
Woman Just Needs To Break Irresponsible Financial Habit Of Going Bankrupt, Living On Street theonion.com/woman-just-needs-to-br…
Woman Just Needs To Break Irresponsible Financial Habit Of Going Bankrupt, Living On Street
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Hupple’s Cat @hupplescat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When NFL teams wear throwback uniforms for games, the coaching staff should have to wear suits and fedoras on the sidelines.
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Structure & Function @aaronsimages.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Great Blue Heron English Bay, Vancouver #photography #birds #naturephotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #Vancouver #birdsky
A Great Blue Heron framed by a crescent moon.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's like life is surging through him or something
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THE ANOINTED ATHEIST @theanointedatheist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why does God always need money? He is omnipotent. He could just play the stock market, gamble in Vegas, or bet on NFL games with His phone. And His income is TAX-FREE. And yet the gullible fork over 10% of their income in tithes. It would be far wiser if they blew those big bucks on the lottery!
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BlondeEmu @blondeemu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
UK Army ads are insufferable - I joined the army so I could play footy - I joined the army cos pew pew cool - I joined the army cos I shy 🥺 and wanna be gigachad 💪🏾 - I joined the army cos I can't cook Like please shut the fuck up
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 02/10/2026
Holding every NFL commentator at gunpoint until they specify what that adversity was that Watson went through
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A car marked "New York Times" turning hard to the right off a highway labeled "Reality" to an exit named "Bedtime Stories for White Centrists""
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Eriko Christy @erikochristy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what a strange coincidence that every woman has friends who have been sexually assaulted (and quite possibly has been herself) and no man seems to be friends with any rapists!
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Extremely rare footage of Joseph Cloutier's unreleased Run spinoff, "Walk".
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nick Sirianni you are fucking cooked amigo
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BlondeEmu @blondeemu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don't worry Falcons fans, Blooper Rush can't hurt you anymore and you're free to win the No Football Capability South
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Sports enthusiast 🏈 ⚾️ 🏀 @voi5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
KOC “QB Whisperer” keep getting bailed by Brian Flores who should be Vikings HC 😭
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BlondeEmu @blondeemu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stafford needs to push it to 40 so he's the only one left
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caleb Williams looks like the Unabomber sketch
Hoodie and mirrored sunglasses with a mustache
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum fadeaway jumper with Greenard in his face
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Captain America Tries to Lift Thor's Hammer in Age of Ultron
ALT: Captain America Tries to Lift Thor's Hammer in Age of Ultron
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BlondeEmu @blondeemu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sadly semi-satirical
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BlondeEmu @blondeemu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really the difference between backups and starters long-term; shit like this doesn't matter until it does
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Derrik Klassen @qbklass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum has been inches from like five turnovers
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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BlondeEmu @blondeemu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Motion absolutely fried the Eagles communication lmfao
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