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BlondeAlex

@blondealex.bsky.social
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My career in #CAWater is almost old enough to drink legally. My work in #CALeg and #CAAg is still in elementary school. linktr.ee/blondealex

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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Proud of this quote 🤭
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Imagine my disappointment when I realized that these golf tees were not called “wood bois” and the bag was merely bilingual
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Just responded to a troll who insulted me on Instagram with “Kick rocks, buckaroo” and I’m feeling pretty good about that.
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The earworm transition from “First time in San Juan, mi hijo” to “Hey there Mister Jambo” was swift, indeed.
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Wild to have travelled in one day from a city in the middle of a coastal lagoon to the alpine areas/the Dolomites and back. The parallels between Italy and California don’t end with their climates.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 06/06/2026
being a decent person is punk rock
A still from Marjane Satrapi's Persepolis

Two women in abayas are accosting a young girl who is in wearing a top that reads "PUNK IS NOT DED"
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 03/06/2026
I am still very bummed that Elon Musk bought Twitter and turned it into X because that website was super fun during the few years when the moderators did not tolerate Nazis.
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CalMatters @calmatters.org · 20/05/2026
California lawmakers are poised to kill legislation that would have forced them to immediately release lobbying letters from business and advocacy groups and given the public a new window into the secretive world of Capitol lobbying. cal.news/3PPSM4E 📸 Fred Greaves
State Sen. Angelique Ashby, wearing a red blazer, talks with lobbyists at the state Capitol in Sacramento on Sept. 12, 2025. Photo by Fred Greaves for CalMatters
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Hey Ma, I’m on the state’s drought task force 🪾🌱🏡💧
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Here’s the southeast view from High Camp at Palisades yesterday. There had been about 2 feet of new snow over the previous 48 hrs, and you can see a lot of that in the foreground. But look beyond that, toward the lake 😞
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
You can still hate Duke and we still won’t care.
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Maven's Notebook @mavensnotebook.com · 25/03/2026
Folks should pay close attention to two recent appellate court decisions from the Las Posas Valley Groundwater Basin. The March 2026 rulings mark the first contested comprehensive groundwater adjudication affirmed under the framework enacted alongside SGMA. #cawater www.omm.com/insights/ale...
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Daniel Swain @weatherwest.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Earlier today, I was asked to comment on the current state of American disaster preparedness. That was already a fraught question, even prior to present chaos, but then I saw today's headlines. 🫠 "Top Disaster Response Official Claims He Teleported to a Waffle House"
Screenshot of a Rolling Stone headline that reads "Top Disaster Response Official Claims He Teleported to a Waffle House: FEMA's Gregg Phillips says he has experienced multiple "scary" episodes of sudden teleportation."
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Andrew Sheeler @andrewsheeler.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
If he does the entire show in the persona of Jackie Daytona, I might actually watch the Oscars.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The US already makes 96% of the N fertilizer we use. The fertilizer we import the most is POTASSIUM. Which we get from CANADA. When we import phosphorus, we get 98% of it from PERU. Not Iran. So the reason we've had trouble getting those is TARIFFS. farmdocdaily.illinois.edu/2025/07/us-f...
Chart from linked article, showing what % of of each major fertilizer type (nitrogen, phosphorus, & potassium) the US imports, 2000-2024.

N has gone down from 21% imported to 6%. Phosphorus is a little up from 2% to 13%. Potassium has gone from 76% to 94%.
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Capitol Weekly @capitolweekly.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Punk icon Jello Biafra, co-founder of The Dead Kennedys, suffered a stroke Saturday and remains hospitalized. He ran for mayor of San Francisco in 1979, and for president of the US in 2000 alternativetentacles.com/blogs/news/j...
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Jello Biafra suffers hemorrhagic stroke all appearances canceled
On Saturday, March 7th Jello Biafra suffered a hemorrhagic stroke caused by high blood pressure. Jello Biafra had this to say:”I hopped out of my bed because I needed to pee, and my left leg just coll...
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Authentic, self-actualized, thriving
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Why do like 10 people follow me every day here and why are you all actually bots
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Incredible water management and infrastructure map from @ucanrwater.bsky.social and affiliates! This one is going straight into my “CA Water Management 101” files I use when I brief folks who are new to the water space. 👏 watermanagement.ucdavis.edu/application/...
watermanagement.ucdavis.edu
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Things I need to remind myself of every time I make the mistake of commenting in an ag-centric Facebook group.
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Explainer for anyone who feels scandalized by the cost of ag water versus municipal water👇 Thanks for laying it out so clearly, @ppicwater.bsky.social & @ppicnotes.bsky.social! www.sacbee.com/opinion/op-e...
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Why does water cost more in some parts of California than others? | Opinion
“Water for homes in coastal cities must travel long distances through an elaborate network of infrastructure.”
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I stumbled on an @sfestuaryinstitute.bsky.social “State of the Estuary” report from 1992 and this is easily my favorite graphic. Birbs here. More birbs over there.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/01/2026
ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers theonion.com/ice-opens-new-supermax…
ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers
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Ian James @ianjames.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Record warmth across much of the West this winter has left the Sierra Nevada and the Rocky Mountains with very little snow. “That is the classic global warming mountain snowpack signature.” @weatherwest.bsky.social Graphics by @sean-greene.bsky.social www.latimes.com/environment/... @latimes.com
Sierra Nevada snowpack stands at about 56% of average for this time of yearThe snowpack in the Upper Colorado River Basin is one of the smallest recorded in the last three decades.
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Snow survey ❄️
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 10/01/2026
get in loser, we’re saving the sewers.
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Lori Petty was in Free Willy
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
MTV ends tomorrow. We both turned 44 this year. MTV had an indelible impact on me: from watching Madonna’s blasphemous “Like A Prayer” video to watching Kurt Loder report Kurt Cobain’s death, seeing Pedro die of AIDS on the Real World, and then watching the resurgence of pop via the TRL era…
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Our second was so much harder as a baby than our first but I don’t know what I’d do without this dork now, omg 😂😍
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Pam Kan-Rice @ucanrpam.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Scientists @ucanr.edu are trying to prevent New World screwworm from entering California. It lays eggs in open wounds on warm-blooded animals, including humans. “They actually eat the living tissue of those animals,” Alec Gerry @ucrentomology.bsky.social told @newsnation.bsky.social
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I was promised an atmospheric river. Where the hell is it?
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Urban Land Rent 🇸🇴🚰 @urbanlandrent.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Every other third grader in California is named like “Connor Sanchez” or some shit and right wingers want you to believe Hispanic immigrants don’t assimilate into American culture.
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Essentially, all Action 5 does is remove the conservation actions that go beyond simply avoidance of jeopardy. That should not be particularly controversial, IMO. One of the actions removed was Fall X2, which both the state and feds agreed to suspend last year when USFWS said it wasn’t effective.
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 16/12/2025
A single phone call asking a city council member or state legislator to vote your way on a specific legislative proposal has *significantly* more political impact than a social media post with 1,000 shares.
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Just for the record, I want people to know that my reply isn’t an endorsement of solar in Imperial on productive ag lands. Rather, I just wanted to note the very real cultural and economic forces that farmers there are grappling with…
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Fie on Elon. Fie on him forever for killing happy place (Twitter).
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
These things for stripping herbs from their stems are useless if you just have fingers and thumbs (complete with nails).
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Really curious about transportation politics in the Island of Sodor, @ansel.lundberg.com and @louismirante.bsky.social
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I need Bluesky to bring more irreverence into my life in the same way Twitter did.
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Who says cutting alfalfa isn’t pretty? (Yesterday in Imperial Valley…)
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🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🖖🏳️‍🌈 @nuclearanthro.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
🚨HAPPY EXPLODING WHALE DAY🚨 1/n www.oregonlive.com/travel/2024/...
Color image of a beach with ocean in background, sand foreground, some grassy cover in right lower corner. The sky seems clear-ish. 

In mid-ground near beach-water interface is a large explosion in sandy colors and also some red where untrained jackasses have used too much, and wrongly placed, dynamite in an effort to obliterate a rotting whale carcass. 

Rotting whale proceeded to rain upon the watching crowd and no one was injured. 

It is glorious.
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I’m the worst at social media snooping because my thumbs are undisciplined. Sorry, I looked at your pics from all the way back in 2011 and now you know.
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I didn’t agree with some of Vice President Cheney’s decisions, but he and his boss never seemed to govern with open contempt for America and vast swaths of its population, which in 2025 is notable.
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Youngest people at the Smiths cover band show
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I purchased a Hamburgler costume for Halloween, HELP
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California Water Boards @cawaterboards.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
We are accepting public comments on our proposed Tuolumne River Voluntary Agreement until November 7, 2025 . To submit comments and get info on our public workshop, visit: shorturl.at/TJtWl
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
My second grader is having active shooter drills tomorrow if you want to know what it’s like to be a parent in the American Dystopia of 2025
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BlondeAlex @blondealex.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Last night the Dive Bar mermaids learned that Ken doesn’t have a subbasin, but Kern does
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