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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 47m
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 2h
all i’m asking is that when republicans fabricate an issue out of thin air to attack democrats with, that the democrats don’t treat the bullshit as real. you can call it out, you don’t have to play on these kind of terms. stupid weak shit
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's not even gay? how is that shooting for it's own heated rivalry ? lol
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
watching youtube on my TV and jesus i wish i could opt out of political ads
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we did it joe
ffxi screenshot of my carnwenhan
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Candace Portlandia
ALT: Candace Portlandia
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i love horgus. i would die for horgus
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it shouldn't be this hard to find a job where i get to do nothing and they pay me $50 an hour
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we really need to start calling out these conservative christians for just straight up not believing in christianity. if you don’t believe christian teaching, nobody is forcing you to call yourself a christian! free yourself!
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Mykael Wyvern — 🔮🧙🏻‍♂️🐉 @wyvern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Sisko appearing to speak the words of the Quoted Skeet
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
The before and after it's even more haunting.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yoda going back for more meme, 1st part: "after eating 57 sour patch kids straight out of the 5lb bag at 12am" 2nd: "1:30 am going back for more sour patch kids"
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
weekly last.fm top albums
A 3x3 grid of my top albums this week.
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
seems like no matter where the cintas is located, they have a job listing for 2nd shift loader/unloader. been like this for around a solid year. gotta say that i do not think this is a real job opening at any of these locations
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sy Ableman???
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
austin walker tweet: “y’all ever see a take so bad you are forced to immediately go to sleep?”
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
these weird guys you keep seeing on instagram are all AI generated
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i don't think anyone should be disqualified for bringing an iced coffee to a job interview but that's still a wild choice to make
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 25/09/2026
All this discourse is just a distraction from the new Carly Rae Jepsen record
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
watching farscape and.... is that dom????
Murray Bartlett in farscapeMurray Bartlett as Dom in the hbo show looking
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we are now at the pokemon snap stage of making this stupid mythic dagger
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
push knife
coe from slow horses holding a push knife
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Joe Pera reading the church announcements
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
washing machine in our new apartment sounds like a fucking attack helicopter when it’s running. lovely
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i’ve bought myself a small snack
me holding a 5 pound bag of sour patch kids. halt and catch fire is on the tv in the background
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
in the market for a new bidet
bidet that is shaped like a gun listed for sale on amazon
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
don’t worry i’ve actually come up with an even better and more permanent form of sissy hypnosis to counter our occult secrets being unveiled by this guy. there is no escape
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
screenshot of the everyone is 12 now tweet
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Autumnal Manoeuvres in the Borbs @borbs.northsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's the Jeb! full map 538 electoral votes meme except instead of Jeb it's the Wicker Man from the movie
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i wanna cut my own hair
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i am no longer living in the middle of nowhere
friendship ended with mid michigan. now west michigan is my best friend
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ethers.elixirs 🏳️‍⚧️ @eviemae.ink · 17/09/2026
Don’t ever move, yall. Especially if you own a house, just die in that house. I fucking hate moving. WHY DO I OWN SO MUCH SHIT
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
you can’t drive viewership on television with dumb opinion rage-bait. that’s purely an online phenomenon. crazy that so many looked at free press readership numbers and boldly assumed her success there meant anything at all
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why? Why must they ruin our Great Nation?
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ok now we gotta know the specifics, sorry, this has gone from being "well that's weird" to "this is about one particular person who fucked a goat"
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I made this design in 2019, and it’s been ripped off by countless creepy little Temu shops, as well as by Shein. Seeing it in an AI ad is ruining my day, ngl. If you like it, buy one from me - link in bio. I actually give money to queer mutual aid and medical care groups.
A shitty AI ad on Instagram showing my “you are safe with me” design being sold by a company that is not me.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
now THAT'S a man who's feeling the glorious health benefits of Garfield hentai
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
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Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."
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Tyler - Fathomless @fathomlessmetal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tonight's Chat Pile show is not just their album release show, but also a benefit concert for Sisu Youth Services. They're working to end homelessness for LGBT+ youth. If you want to donate as well, here's a link sisuyouth.org
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
that's my future senator, i didn't have to "hold my nose" or make some kind of compromise when i voted for him in the primary and i'm going to be equally as proud to vote for him in november.
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
imagine knowing so little of the gay rights movement. open the schools
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
weekly last.fm top albums • Neutral Milk Hotel - oh, merge: a Merge Records 10 Year Anniversary Compilation
A 3x3 grid of my top albums this week.
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 10/09/2026
i know after having his loyalty betrayed big boss took money from war criminals to fund his dream but this is a bit on the nose
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
sober but if i could get my hands on the mushrooms that make you see the fae, i would do them without hesitation
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em k ultra 🗡️ @blohole.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
can i even scrobble from apple music? i stopped paying for tidal again and i can't remember if i ever figured this out
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